Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Big Story)   Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore   ( divider line
    More: Scary, New York City  
•       •       •

5441 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2014 at 11:21 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-06-11 11:33:03 AM  
2 votes:

Wettner: Yikes that's what strippers look like these days?

It's pretty disappointing these days. The club around here is full of desperate 30-40 year olds with fat bellies begging to give you $25 lap dances.

I miss the days when a crisp $10 would get you a joyous lap dance from nubile, tattoo free,21 year old twins.
2014-06-11 01:23:33 PM  
1 vote:

letrole: Strip clubs employ women who undress and perform dance routines for payment. This activity attracts perverts and social misfits.

Liquor is served in dishonest measures at exorbitant prices. The decor is cheap and tawdry. The music is loud and intrudes upon any attempt at pleasant conversation.

Cigarette smoking has been eliminated, though
 this means that the inside of the establishment smells less like stale tobacco and more like a full room of men of the sort who must pay cash in order to stare at bare breasts.

ball sweat, cheap make-up and feverish desperation

(and that is just from the girls)

2014-06-11 12:12:22 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': It must be destiny.

"Destinee." She spells it with two ee's.
2014-06-11 11:51:18 AM  
1 vote:

Lapdance: Shows how Dumb Rich people can be. I learned Never to use a CC at a SC some 30yrs ago. Yes I'm still going to SCs and am going Out with a gal 1/2 my age, Again! Thank God for girls with Daddy Issues!

I'm surprised. This information really comes out of left field, Lapdance.
2014-06-11 11:36:23 AM  
1 vote:
Well, better a mickey in New York than the Heartland alternative where you're just trying to fark a stripper in a back room and a couple of guys waiting with improvised weaponry rob you under threat of violence, right?
2014-06-11 11:29:04 AM  
1 vote:

syrynxx: They needed it because they're going to college and need a new car.  Cut 'em some slack.

cnegfx.comView Full Size
2014-06-11 11:24:58 AM  
1 vote:

gopher321: Please. The terminology is "exotic dancer", not stripper.

Personally, I go for "peeler".

I usually prefer the nomenclature "pre-hooker".
2014-06-11 11:24:50 AM  
1 vote:
Yikes that's what strippers look like these days?
2014-06-11 11:16:45 AM  
1 vote:
Please. The terminology is "exotic dancer", not stripper.

Personally, I go for "peeler".
Displayed 9 of 9 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.