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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Move over, Ed Cocaine. Florida has a new hero, and her name is Crystal Metheney   (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 58
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2014-06-11 08:34:14 AM  
TFA:
"Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.
If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.
Error 404
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
Wed Jun 11 05:33:12 2014
Apache/2.2.12 (Linux/SUSE)
 
2014-06-11 08:42:39 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: TFA:
"Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.
If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.
Error 404
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
Wed Jun 11 05:33:12 2014
Apache/2.2.12 (Linux/SUSE)


Right?  I mean, could this be more of an obvious liberal plant?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-11 08:58:51 AM  

nekom: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: TFA:
"Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.
If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.
Error 404
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
Wed Jun 11 05:33:12 2014
Apache/2.2.12 (Linux/SUSE)

Right?  I mean, could this be more of an obvious liberal plant?


That's why it got green-lighted.
 
2014-06-11 09:00:50 AM  

nekom: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: TFA:
"Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.
If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.
Error 404
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
Wed Jun 11 05:33:12 2014
Apache/2.2.12 (Linux/SUSE)

Right?  I mean, could this be more of an obvious liberal plant?


Well, the real question is whether Obama knew about this beforehand and simply neglected to tell Congress. Alex Jones will have a field day with this one.
 
2014-06-11 09:44:12 AM  
Try this

/but... you have been warned...
 
2014-06-11 09:53:30 AM  
The name Crystal Metheney isn't normal. But in Florida it is.
 
2014-06-11 09:55:05 AM  
FALSE FLAG!
 
2014-06-11 09:57:15 AM  
Yea, but Ed Cocaine he don't lie...
 
2014-06-11 09:58:25 AM  
Thanks for breaking the link, Fartbongo.
 
2014-06-11 10:00:04 AM  

i.imgur.com


Not amused

 
2014-06-11 10:02:28 AM  
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com2.bp.blogspot.com

both named crystal,,,coincidence?
 
2014-06-11 10:02:51 AM  

b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 297x223]
Not amused


?
 
2014-06-11 10:04:00 AM  
Link

/not subby
 
2014-06-11 10:04:01 AM  
Linx borkd
 
2014-06-11 10:07:31 AM  
Just call me Jimmy McBonghit, with a sidecar of vodka.
 
2014-06-11 10:08:01 AM  
 
2014-06-11 10:09:48 AM  
At least until Krokodil Dundee comes to town, anyway.
 
2014-06-11 10:11:03 AM  
Floriderp, indeed.
 
2014-06-11 10:19:22 AM  

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

 
2014-06-11 10:21:38 AM  
Now THAT is farked up.  WTF you drug-addled Florida derp-tard welfare breeders.
 
2014-06-11 10:22:34 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com


Use this part:  http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2014-06-11 10:25:38 AM  
Any relation?

www.kreativsounds.com
 
2014-06-11 10:26:13 AM  
There's already someone with that name (perhaps slightly different spelling) in the Chicago area.
 
2014-06-11 10:26:22 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...


"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2014-06-11 10:27:38 AM  

ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]


Her right leg is 210 pounds...
 
2014-06-11 10:31:45 AM  

ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]


ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]


Firing a gun into an occupied vehicle?  Maybe she should join the Miami PD death squad.
 
2014-06-11 10:33:52 AM  

Cold_Sassy: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Use this part:  http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com


I reported it and sent a working link

/apparently it met the same fate as my last couple of dozen headline submissions
 
2014-06-11 10:33:54 AM  
Site's farked, so let's tell some Florida jokes!

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Florida? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
 
2014-06-11 10:36:00 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...


florida.arrests.org is protected by Blocked.com.

Blocked is security software which protects websites and empowers webmasters to stop unwanted traffic.

Your request was blocked because you appear to be accessing this website from a hosting provider network, proxy server, or VPN server.
 
2014-06-11 10:36:16 AM  

fireclown: ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]

ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]

Firing a gun into an occupied vehicle?  Maybe she should join the Miami PD death squad.


Applicant failed: Occupant survived.
 
2014-06-11 10:36:35 AM  

Beeblebrox: Any relation?

[www.kreativsounds.com image 850x637]


As spring manatees, so springs Manatee Springs.
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-06-11 10:41:14 AM  

ChipNASA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan."

[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 850x554]


Bo shuda.  Mila Kunis.  Ho ho ho!
 
2014-06-11 10:42:07 AM  
I'd hit that...

...with a shovel
 
2014-06-11 10:43:11 AM  

MBooda: Beeblebrox: Any relation?

[www.kreativsounds.com image 850x637]

As spring manatees, so springs Manatee Springs.
[c1.staticflickr.com image 495x390]


I tried to think of a relevant song title to match the picture but couldn't this early.  Bravo to you, sir!
 
2014-06-11 10:43:29 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...


Gracias. Still, nothing will ever beat Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop.
 
2014-06-11 10:43:43 AM  

Lord Farkwad: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Try this

/but... you have been warned...

florida.arrests.org is protected by Blocked.com.

Blocked is security software which protects websites and empowers webmasters to stop unwanted traffic.

Your request was blocked because you appear to be accessing this website from a hosting provider network, proxy server, or VPN server.


Huh... works for me

/maybe it's browser related
 
2014-06-11 10:44:20 AM  
"Hero"? Subby, you missed a golden opportunity with "heroine."
 
2014-06-11 10:44:29 AM  

b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 297x223]
Not amused



Krystal Ball's show can be tension-filled, loose and casual, or full of pressure. It's a fluid situation that depends on her mood.
 
2014-06-11 10:45:13 AM  

TV's Vinnie: At least until Krokodil Dundee comes to town, anyway.


That got a laugh out of me.
 
2014-06-11 10:45:17 AM  
At least she isn't blue.
 
2014-06-11 10:45:51 AM  
Could be worst.. at least it's not Alfred Kyder or Benjamin Lading.
 
2014-06-11 10:47:45 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: At least she isn't blue.


A little colloidal silver ought to take care of that.
 
2014-06-11 10:50:36 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cold_Sassy: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Use this part:  http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

I reported it and sent a working link

/apparently it met the same fate as my last couple of dozen headline submissions


Huh, I just used the one you linked, it had that secondary link contained, so I clicked it and viola! No worries :)
 
2014-06-11 10:51:12 AM  
Not amused

static.guim.co.uk

/not obscure
 
2014-06-11 10:54:14 AM  
I thought his name was ED Balls
 
2014-06-11 10:56:57 AM  
Link is more better now
 
2014-06-11 10:56:59 AM  
Who you lookin' for?

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2014-06-11 10:57:12 AM  
I'm so tweaked on my crystal method that the article wouldn't load for me!

*furrows slick brow while leaning in closer to intensely peer at loading page*
 
2014-06-11 11:02:47 AM  
A tattoo artist that did some work for a friend called himself "Meth Methner". His portfolio consisted of a huge number of swastikas, iron crosses, and a Hitler or two.
 
2014-06-11 11:12:41 AM  

ex0du5: A tattoo artist that did some work for a friend called himself "Meth Methner". His portfolio consisted of a huge number of swastikas, iron crosses, and a Hitler or two.


I don't know why this amused me but I just spit on myself.
 
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