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(Science Recorder)   Like steak? Like boobs? Well, apparently you can't have both anymore   (sciencerecorder.com) divider line 23
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-11 09:07:44 AM
I prefer steak anyway.  Boobs are well marbled, but that's the problem.  Too fatty.

It's like eating fat-back except it's more like fat-front.
 
2014-06-11 09:45:55 AM
I just have to find a vegetarian girlfriend. Problem solved.
 
2014-06-11 10:15:26 AM
i prefer boob scotch. (nsfw)
 
2014-06-11 10:44:37 AM

nmrsnr: I just have to find a vegetarian girlfriend. Problem solved.


Never stick your penis in crazy.
 
2014-06-11 10:46:11 AM

OregonVet: Never stick your penis in crazy.


or lentils.
 
2014-06-11 11:53:46 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-06-11 11:55:37 AM
Sure you can.:

www.jaunted.com
 
2014-06-11 12:19:32 PM
it isn't the red meat, but the soy products the animals were fed to fatten them up.
just ask Suzanne Summers the vegitarian that loved soy...
 
2014-06-11 12:25:40 PM
Until this moment, I was always disappointed that my wife doesn't like red meat. Now I see her cunning plan. And I approve!
 
2014-06-11 12:34:52 PM

FlashHarry: i prefer boob scotch. (nsfw)


That was surprisingly awesome!
 
2014-06-11 12:35:30 PM
The same page had "10 greatest asteroid impacts in history", all of which were created millions of years prior to history, so I remain skeptical.
 
2014-06-11 12:46:41 PM
They took one questionnaire in 1991.
They underwent a followup 20 years later.

Am I the only one who has a problem with not knowing what happened in those 20 years?
 
2014-06-11 01:08:00 PM
thekegtap.com

Well, as long as you're into the Suicide Girl look...
 
2014-06-11 01:32:31 PM

cgraves67: Until this moment, I was always disappointed that my wife doesn't like red meat. Now I see her cunning plan. And I approve!


As long as she still lets you rub her down with A1.
 
2014-06-11 01:41:21 PM

croesius: FlashHarry: i prefer boob scotch. (nsfw)

That was surprisingly awesome!


isn't it, though? plus, you don't see something like that every day...
 
2014-06-11 01:44:27 PM
Keep eating red meat, but encourage your wife not to. Problem solved.
 
2014-06-11 02:38:23 PM
Can't mix meat with dairy? Isn't that a jewish shtick?
 
2014-06-11 03:50:54 PM
Damn!

just when I found a good source of cheap steaks!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9c_1402514159
 
2014-06-11 03:52:19 PM
 
2014-06-11 05:43:28 PM
If I eat enough steak, I can grow my own boobs...
 
2014-06-11 07:18:15 PM

Cybernetic: Sure you can.:

[www.jaunted.com image 400x203]


Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-06-12 05:26:48 AM
I thought the plan was that I get her the steak, and she gives me the boobs.

/carnivorous wife
//but not to the point of eating red meat "six or more times a day" like some in the study
 
2014-06-12 08:57:54 AM
Steak and bj boob day?
 
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