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(BBC)   Having late-night sex on a sixth floor balcony can be exciting, but stay off the banister to avoid getting an even bigger and more final bang   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 48
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2014-06-11 10:20:09 AM
Wham Bam thank you maam.
 
2014-06-11 11:10:24 AM
That's just farked up.  Or down, farked down.
 
2014-06-11 11:16:48 AM
OK I'll do it.....


i23.photobucket.com

/you're welcome.
 
2014-06-11 11:17:13 AM
At least they died with smiles on their faces.....well before the smiles turned into scared sh*tless faces as they plummeted to their deaths.
 
2014-06-11 11:17:18 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to "going down".
 
2014-06-11 11:17:38 AM
Gravity is a cruel mistress.
 
2014-06-11 11:18:46 AM
La petite mort, indeed.
 
2014-06-11 11:19:04 AM
Well, he wanted to be farked. He's farked now.
 
2014-06-11 11:20:26 AM
I guess he wasn't wearing protection.
 
2014-06-11 11:21:09 AM
At least these morons weren't able to "procreate" society any more future morons....
 
2014-06-11 11:21:15 AM
Not what I would call safe sex.
 
2014-06-11 11:21:44 AM
Talk about getting railed
 
2014-06-11 11:22:05 AM
Darwin wins ...  fatality.
 
2014-06-11 11:22:07 AM
Dude, if you're farking a girl on a balcony and she starts to go over the edge, PULL OUT.

I mean, you don't want to get her pregnant or anything like that.
 
2014-06-11 11:22:22 AM
Darwin Award finalists!
 
2014-06-11 11:22:51 AM
At least they both spurted at the same time - the second that they hit the ground and their blood and brains spurted everywhere.
 
2014-06-11 11:24:05 AM
I guess they didn't understand...

*puts on sunglasses*

...the gravity of the situation.

YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2014-06-11 11:24:12 AM
Okay, I reckon the hare gets farked.

What? Proper farked?
 
2014-06-11 11:24:21 AM
♪ They promise the moon... They always coming and going... Going and coming... ♪

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2014-06-11 11:27:46 AM
6th Floor Club
5th Floor Club
4th Floor Club
3rd Floor Club
2nd Floor Club
Necrophiliacs
 
2014-06-11 11:38:22 AM
Victory for Darwin.
 
2014-06-11 11:39:36 AM
Bummer. Looks like they both got grounded.
 
2014-06-11 11:45:57 AM
"You could see they were doing some really dangerous stuff."
"The last thing I expected was to see them falling down."


Oh, for god's sake.
 
2014-06-11 11:46:31 AM
Romeo...

You're supposed too woo her from the balcony to the ground, not ride her.
 
2014-06-11 11:47:46 AM

mutterfark: ♪ They promise the moon... They always coming and going... Going and coming... ♪

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"And always too soon. Am I right girls?"
 
2014-06-11 11:49:57 AM
I wonder who tried to land on top of who.
 
2014-06-11 11:59:57 AM
+2

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2014-06-11 12:03:01 PM

orezona: +2

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and it was close too... there were in the process of naturally selecting.
 
2014-06-11 12:03:19 PM
Farking my baby, on the 5th floor,
Thanking my stars that I've found a whore.
The banister breaks and balcony will fall,
And down will come farkers, balcony and all.

/got nuthin'
 
2014-06-11 12:08:22 PM
Can think of worse ways to cum go.
 
2014-06-11 12:11:41 PM

NutWrench: "You could see they were doing some really dangerous stuff."
"The last thing I expected was to see them falling down."

Oh, for god's sake.


Right, I can think of 20 things I'd expect to see less
1. A unicorn joins them for a threesome
2. Mary Poppins handing them her umbrella
3. Margaret Thatcher doing Parkour
Ok, I'll stop there. Try the veal.
 
2014-06-11 12:11:48 PM
What? No selfie with their "O" face?

Amateurs.
 
2014-06-11 12:12:19 PM
If you want a little spark in your sex life, you should make sure you're both properly grounded.
 
2014-06-11 12:18:54 PM
Save my life I'm going down for the last time.
 
2014-06-11 12:21:09 PM

MattyBlast: Farking my baby, on the 5th floor,
Thanking my stars that I've found a whore.
The banister breaks and balcony will fall,
And down will come farkers, balcony and all.

/got nuthin'


There once was a young man named Blair.
Who was boning a girl on the stair.
When the bannister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
 
2014-06-11 12:22:58 PM
"Frolicking"?
 
2014-06-11 12:38:08 PM

skinink: La petite mort, indeed.


Nice
 
2014-06-11 12:41:21 PM
Am I the only one tired of this "Darwin Win" thing.

I heard my 12 year old nephew say that, and I asked him who Darwin was. His reply: "it's some guy that wants all the stoopids dead"

Tried to get him to learn even just a bit about Darwin but you know, his mind is consumed by Jordan shoes right now.
 
2014-06-11 12:42:35 PM

Tom_Slick: Save my life I'm going down for the last time.


But was she better than a white line (they landed on)?
 
2014-06-11 12:58:33 PM
I imagine Slim Pickins waving his cowboy hat and giving a rebel yell while riding that girl all the way to the ground
 
2014-06-11 01:10:45 PM
 "The occupants were inside, these two were on the balcony. We were shutting our blinds rushing to get our high res camera when we saw a couple on their balcony frolicking.
 
2014-06-11 01:22:33 PM
Oh yeah, Dude definitely hit it...
 
2014-06-11 01:29:07 PM
So not a happy ending
 
2014-06-11 01:31:56 PM
They died doing what they loved
 
2014-06-11 02:12:34 PM
I've done that while drunk and managed not to fall off the balcony.
 
2014-06-11 02:51:38 PM
Can we get a picture of some gene pool cleaner, maybe on the box with the arm and hammer symbol?
 
2014-06-11 03:47:11 PM
Eugenics for the impatient
 
2014-06-11 04:43:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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