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(NBC 40 New Jersey)   Couple arrested for having sex on the beach. Guess they should have stuck with margaritas   (nbc40.net) divider line 73
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2014-06-11 07:27:43 AM
Weak reporting.  No confirmation if they had fuzzy navels.
 
2014-06-11 07:28:41 AM
That's sic.
 
2014-06-11 08:42:02 AM
I'm sure they will be able to get off.
 
2014-06-11 08:44:14 AM
Based on the picture, it definitely was SIC.
 
2014-06-11 08:48:33 AM

vegas_greaser: Based on the picture, it definitely was SIC.


It's like 30x20.. no one can get off to that.
 
2014-06-11 08:49:41 AM
It was so lewd and disturbing to the public that a crowd formed to watch. This country acts like it's collectively 6 years old when it comes to sex
 
2014-06-11 08:50:17 AM

Earguy: Weak reporting.  No confirmation if they had fuzzy navels.


But then they would have had sandy whatchamacallits....
 
2014-06-11 08:50:24 AM
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2014-06-11 08:51:24 AM

cygnusx13: It was so lewd and disturbing to the public that a crowd formed to watch. This country acts like it's collectively 6 years old when it comes to sex


Thanks, Jesus.
 
2014-06-11 08:53:32 AM
Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.
 
2014-06-11 08:54:53 AM
meh... hose the sand out of her pussy and send them on their way...

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2014-06-11 08:56:09 AM
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Surprised they weren't pushed back in to the ocean by helpful beach goers.

But officers, this is the same bikini that I wore in high school!
 
2014-06-11 08:58:59 AM

stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.


And if you really feel the need to try it anyway, do it a 4 a.m., not 4 p.m.
 
2014-06-11 09:05:17 AM
FTFcomments:

heheh I was there ,,, glad there taking the shoobies back to there town...

I think her English teacher needs a hug

/*pat pat* their, they're
 
2014-06-11 09:08:17 AM

ChrisDe: stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.

And if you really feel the need to try it anyway, do it a 4 a.m., not 4 p.m.


i think the hot tub is safer.  water is much less abrasive than sand.
 
2014-06-11 09:10:52 AM
In another article I saw on this, it says she was 23.  From behind, she looks about 40 or so
 
2014-06-11 09:11:00 AM
Good lord. Why are Americans so disgusted by sex? They were in the water. No one should have cared. At one time, no one would have.
 
2014-06-11 09:16:55 AM
I had sex in the ocean once, but it was in FL, the water was warm, and it was dark. And we had to go back to the house to finish, because as others have said, sex on the beach is a better idea on paper than in practice.
 
2014-06-11 09:24:00 AM

RockofAges: Harry Freakstorm: [wmgm.images.worldnow.com image 720x486]

Surprised they weren't pushed back in to the ocean by helpful beach goers.

But officers, this is the same bikini that I wore in high school!

A "Farkers Beach Bodiez" thread would be epic.


Let's do it. You start.
 
2014-06-11 09:26:22 AM

RockofAges: H31N0US: I had sex in the ocean once, but it was in FL, the water was warm, and it was dark. And we had to go back to the house to finish, because as others have said, sex on the beach is a better idea on paper than in practice.

Doggystyle on a towel ON the actual beach works just fine.


If you have a towel.
 
2014-06-11 09:28:59 AM
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2014-06-11 09:40:41 AM

mcsiegs: In another article I saw on this, it says she was 23.  From behind, she looks about 40 or so


She looks like Barby UK from this angle. New Jersey is a long walk from England to go dogging.
 
2014-06-11 09:43:49 AM
could get crabs............
 
2014-06-11 09:44:22 AM
Sounds gritty.
 
2014-06-11 09:50:25 AM
They needed four farking officers to arrest two people in swim suits?

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2014-06-11 09:53:05 AM
What I thought of:
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2014-06-11 09:56:06 AM

blatz514: They needed four farking officers to arrest two people in swim suits?

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Could've been worse.  The Feds might have sent thugs from the Bureau of Sand Management to cordon off the scene, violate their civil rights, and overstep the bounds of constitutionality.

/nobody likes the BSM.
 
2014-06-11 09:57:35 AM
Summonses, precious!
 
2014-06-11 09:57:40 AM
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2014-06-11 10:08:08 AM

blatz514: They needed four farking officers to arrest two people in swim suits?

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At least they assigned them by weight for the arrest
 
2014-06-11 10:15:33 AM

blatz514: They needed four farking officers to arrest two people in swim suits?

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5 Cops actual if you look on the sand reflection, 4 to bust the man and one to arrest the woman.  It's like the grassy knoll but sand.

/Plus it looks like the female cop is performing a Vajayjay search.
 
2014-06-11 10:17:07 AM
You know you never hear about the Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall people getting arrested.
 
2014-06-11 10:17:52 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Earguy: Weak reporting.  No confirmation if they had fuzzy navels.

But then they would have had sandy whatchamacallits....


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2014-06-11 10:18:43 AM
If they had had half a brain, they would have waited until midnight.  And they also would have tried it in the dunes of the cape, which is a much better place to make love with the feel of the ocean.
 
2014-06-11 10:18:47 AM

OregonVet: [top-10-list.org image 450x200]


lol

/comedy gold!
 
2014-06-11 10:22:48 AM
At least it wasn't rusty nails.
 
2014-06-11 10:24:20 AM

JackieRabbit: Good lord. Why are Americans so disgusted by sex? They were in the water. No one should have cared. At one time, no one would have.


What country do you live in where no one cares if you have sex in the water?
 
2014-06-11 10:27:00 AM
If only they'd stuck to Pina Coladas and the dunes of the cape at midnight.
 
2014-06-11 10:32:03 AM

Earguy: Weak reporting.  No confirmation if they had fuzzy navels.


But, I hear she had salt on her rim.

/Busted a couple having sex in the HOA pool last weekend.
//They apologized then went into the surf to finish. (4am not 4pm)
///Had to give them props, even if I could have maintained focus, there is no way Mrs. C&J would have still been on board for a 2nd attempt.
 
2014-06-11 10:33:17 AM
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2014-06-11 10:34:56 AM

stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.


Curious, what's wrong with sex in a hot tub?
 
2014-06-11 10:37:34 AM
What exactly is that woman cop doing? Checking for evidence?
 
2014-06-11 10:44:26 AM

ciberido: If they had had half a brain, they would have waited until midnight.  And they also would have tried it in the dunes of the cape, which is a much better place to make love with the feel of the ocean.


Hm. I never knew. Did they like piña coladas?
 
2014-06-11 10:44:43 AM
Back when I was a beach lifeguard, we called this "offshore drilling".
 
2014-06-11 10:48:57 AM
They needed four farking officers to arrest two people in swim suits?

It's a dispatcher calling units to respond to a "sex on the beach call" of course you are going to get a massive response. It's like the dispatcher calling "scantily clad pillow fight at the sorority/strip club" call.  You bet massive over response, lights blaring....   Now if it is a call for a drunk naked old guy walking down the street call, the rookie, or the unfortunately closest unit takes the call.
 
2014-06-11 10:49:39 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [wmgm.images.worldnow.com image 720x486]

Surprised they weren't pushed back in to the ocean by helpful beach goers.

But officers, this is the same bikini that I wore in high school!


Hey look!  a couple of fat people farking.  Let's go watch!

I think it's like seeing road kill on the side of the road: You take a look at it to see how disgusting it is.
 
2014-06-11 10:51:27 AM

Resident Muslim: stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.

Curious, what's wrong with sex in a hot tub?


As stuhayes2010 said, sand gets everywhere. Apparently I've been doing it wrong, filling my hottub with water and nubile 20somethings all these years.
 
2014-06-11 10:56:41 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: JackieRabbit: Good lord. Why are Americans so disgusted by sex? They were in the water. No one should have cared. At one time, no one would have.

What country do you live in where no one cares if you have sex in the water?


The United States, where I have witnessed an uncounted number of couples copulated while swimming in lakes, streams and the ocean. Everyone knew what they were doing and no one but a handful of religious moralists cared. They weren't harming anyone. All humans have sex. It is neither dirty nor in itself perverse. How hard is this to understand? You don't want to see it? Don't look.

Live and let live. How have we forgotten this simple concept?
 
2014-06-11 10:57:17 AM

Resident Muslim: stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.

Curious, what's wrong with sex in a hot tub?


Water destroys a lady's natural lubrication.
 
2014-06-11 11:00:54 AM

stuhayes2010: Resident Muslim: stuhayes2010: Sex on the beach is like sex in a hot tub, it sounds like an awesome idea until you try it.  Sand gets everywhere.

Curious, what's wrong with sex in a hot tub?

Water destroys a lady's natural lubrication.


Simple solution: Silicone-based lube. Works like a charm.

/why, yes. I do have a spa.
 
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