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2014-06-11 09:22:49 AM  
And thus confirms his ineligibility... *NEXT!*
 
2014-06-11 09:26:47 AM  
Yeah, right.  He didn't know what  citizenships he had?!?  Baloney.  What was he hiding?  What are the real reasons he waited so long?  He's a senator.  The checks he had to undergo for his clearances would have revealed this to him much, much sooner.

So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.
 
2014-06-11 09:45:22 AM  
Wow. Just wow...talk about beady eyes and a flappy head!
 
2014-06-11 10:56:24 AM  
Bieber...Cruz...why the hell are we wasting our military might in the middle east?  We have a truly hostile nation right next door!
 
2014-06-11 10:56:42 AM  

gopher321: Wow. Just wow...talk about beady eyes and a flappy head!


HEY!!

Anyway, he's all yours now 'Murica! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
 
2014-06-11 10:57:08 AM  

Diogenes: So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.


It's probably because Poutine Cruz is working for the Canadian government to destroy America!
 
2014-06-11 10:58:02 AM  

Diogenes: Yeah, right.  He didn't know what  citizenships he had?!?  Baloney.  What was he hiding?  What are the real reasons he waited so long?  He's a senator.  The checks he had to undergo for his clearances would have revealed this to him much, much sooner.

So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.


Can I color you with favorite green again?
 
2014-06-11 11:01:41 AM  
Frazier said Cruz "is pleased to have the process finalized" and that it "makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why?  Why renounce and why does it make sense that you only have American citizenship?
 
2014-06-11 11:02:26 AM  

Markus5: Diogenes: Yeah, right.  He didn't know what  citizenships he had?!?  Baloney.  What was he hiding?  What are the real reasons he waited so long?  He's a senator.  The checks he had to undergo for his clearances would have revealed this to him much, much sooner.

So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.

Can I color you with favorite green again?


Make it a darker green.
 
2014-06-11 11:03:02 AM  

sno man: And thus confirms his ineligibility... *NEXT!*


But it says he *renounced* it, which means he's a True American, and that makes him eligible by patriotism.
 
2014-06-11 11:04:45 AM  
TFA: The possible 2016 presidential candidate's mother is American, making him eligible for the White House.

I'm glad this now gets a toss-off mention in a closing paragraph now. Thanks, troofbaggers.
 
2014-06-11 11:05:08 AM  
Yet more evidence, from his own mouth, that Rafael "Ted" Cruz is a natural born Canuckstani.  Can we dare hand over the reins of power to a man whose heart was born full of poutine?
 
2014-06-11 11:05:37 AM  
Thanks Canada
 
2014-06-11 11:06:09 AM  
First Beiber, now Cruz. Canada has much to answer for.
 
2014-06-11 11:07:45 AM  

Headso: Diogenes: So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.

It's probably because Poutine Cruz is working for the Canadian government to destroy America!


Please invade, please?  At least take Michigan and northern Ohio, west of I 71.
 
2014-06-11 11:08:30 AM  
If Obama had renounced his Kenyan citizenship a year or two before he ran for President I wouldn't have been so concerned about his motives.
 
2014-06-11 11:08:45 AM  
So can we deport him back to Cuba now?
 
2014-06-11 11:09:04 AM  
How nice.  Up next on "America is farked", we preview an entire election cycle of former Birthers performing mental gymnastics to justify why their 'bagger hero Cruz is eligible to be President, but Obama was not.
 
2014-06-11 11:09:26 AM  

Dr Dreidel: TFA: The possible 2016 presidential candidate's mother is American, making him eligible for the White House.

I'm glad this now gets a toss-off mention in a closing paragraph now. Thanks, troofbaggers.


I'm wondering how many derpers will still go against him over it.  100 percent born on foreign soil, communist father?  I've heard a few in Texas justify it on the basis of "the democrats got away with it, so should we."
 
2014-06-11 11:09:30 AM  

Dr Dreidel: TFA: The possible 2016 presidential candidate's mother is American, making him eligible for the White House.

I'm glad this now gets a toss-off mention in a closing paragraph now. Thanks, troofbaggers.


Wait, so does that mean Obama is NOT a Kenyan usurper?  I'm confused.
 
2014-06-11 11:09:56 AM  

Bermuda59: Thanks Canada


Any time! Could we also interest you in a used Harper?
 
2014-06-11 11:12:10 AM  
America has turned into Canada's garbage disposal. Not very polite, if you ask me.
 
2014-06-11 11:12:14 AM  

Dr Dreidel: TFA: The possible 2016 presidential candidate's mother is American, making him eligible for the White House.

I'm glad this now gets a toss-off mention in a closing paragraph now. Thanks, troofbaggers.


That's not what eligibility me... you know, they're not going to figure that out.
 
2014-06-11 11:13:03 AM  
I guess that's the Canadian perspective.

My HL suggestion was "F*** Canada"
 
2014-06-11 11:14:40 AM  
www.libertariannews.org
 
2014-06-11 11:15:16 AM  

neenerist: Bermuda59: Thanks Canada

Any time! Could we also interest you in a used Harper?


No thanks. Oh hope you like seeing the Cup raised in LA this year
 
2014-06-11 11:15:26 AM  
3 things...

1. Why couldn't he have renounced his American citizenship?
2. Why did he give in? He's an asshole, but I still would have told everyone to fark off, since(in this situation) would still be an American citizen.
3. This clears up the whole Obama thing now, right, since regardless of where he was born, his mother is an American citizen? (I know this won't make the birthers back off, just wanted to put a hypothetical out there...)
 
2014-06-11 11:16:45 AM  
Dear Ted:

You still aren't going to be President.

Sincerely,

The 98% of the Country NOT Smoking Paint
 
2014-06-11 11:18:25 AM  
"makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why...... why does that make sense? Is having dual-citizenship with our closest ally and trade partner .. uh, sacrilege or something?
 
2014-06-11 11:18:29 AM  
If he can betray the country of his birth, what is he going to do to betray America?
 
2014-06-11 11:20:35 AM  
I can't even imagine that guy getting the nomination, which means in current GOP politics that he has a really good chance.
 
2014-06-11 11:20:40 AM  

neenerist: Bermuda59: Thanks Canada

Any time! Could we also interest you in a used Harper?


Order now and we'll toss in a Hudak for free!
 
2014-06-11 11:24:17 AM  
Proof he isn't natural born citizen!!!
 
2014-06-11 11:25:32 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Bieber...Cruz...why the hell are we wasting our military might in the middle east?  We have a truly hostile nation right next door!


Don't forget Nickelback.
 
2014-06-11 11:26:08 AM  

Oakenshield: "makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why...... why does that make sense? Is having dual-citizenship with our closest ally and trade partner .. uh, sacrilege or something?


For tea baggers, even going outside the country EVER is considered bad.  Hell, some of them are proud to have never left their birth state.

On Cruz:
What IS Cuba's policy of kids born to defectors?  Would the child of two Cubans born in, say, Canada or Miami, be eligible for Cuban citizenship?
 
2014-06-11 11:26:15 AM  
WHERE IS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
 
2014-06-11 11:28:24 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Frazier said Cruz "is pleased to have the process finalized" and that it "makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why?  Why renounce and why does it make sense that you only have American citizenship?


Because flag pins, freedom fries, like such as...
 
2014-06-11 11:28:41 AM  

NateAsbestos: Lionel Mandrake: Bieber...Cruz...why the hell are we wasting our military might in the middle east?  We have a truly hostile nation right next door!

Don't forget Nickelback.


You just escalated us to nuclear.
 
2014-06-11 11:29:38 AM  

patrick767: Satanic_Hamster: Frazier said Cruz "is pleased to have the process finalized" and that it "makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why?  Why renounce and why does it make sense that you only have American citizenship?

Because flag pins, freedom fries, like such as...


Freedom poutine?
 
2014-06-11 11:29:41 AM  
Would it be in Ameica's best interest to elect a dual citizen with a huge issue on the table that benefits the other country?

Like, say, an oil pipeline that transports tar sands from the other country to other foreign markets, and in the words of the official proposal from the other country would raise the price of that country's oil?
 
2014-06-11 11:29:51 AM  
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW

Diogenes: Yeah, right.  He didn't know what  citizenships he had?!?  Baloney.  What was he hiding?  What are the real reasons he waited so long?  He's a senator.  The checks he had to undergo for his clearances would have revealed this to him much, much sooner.

So his heritage is socialist and communist.  And you poor dopes thought he was your conservative teabagging hero.  Sad, stupid fools - you let this impostor shut down our government to discredit the GOP and all conservatives, pushing us further toward Obama's dystopian anti-colonialist fascist commie state.  And you cheered him on as he did it.

 
2014-06-11 11:30:21 AM  
How many of the Republicans who believed (without evidence) President Obama was not a legitimate president because he was "born in Kenya" (I think it was 40%+ at one point) would now vote for Cruz who we know was born in Canada?

I think the majority.

/another reason I can't go back to being a Republican. I don't want to have to lie to myself.
 
2014-06-11 11:31:37 AM  
But, does he still love Castro? Is he still willing to fight for the Communist cause like his father? Enquiring minds want to know!
 
2014-06-11 11:31:40 AM  
He'll be tripped up any time he says "out and about".

When he becomes the USA President, I hope we put up a sign in Calgary saying "Birthplace of USA President Cruz." Just to be dicks.
 
2014-06-11 11:32:10 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Frazier said Cruz "is pleased to have the process finalized" and that it "makes sense he should be only an American citizen."

Why?  Why renounce and why does it make sense that you only have American citizenship?


Tea Party/GOP purity tests, plain and simple.  You can't be beholden to two masters, even though that's not what citizenship is, that's what these dumbfarks believe.  It's a pity too, I've slowly embracing the probability that Canadiens have their flappy heads screwed on better than some of us Americans.

Not Cruz though, he's just a moron.
 
2014-06-11 11:33:01 AM  

kkinnison: WHERE IS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?


In Calgary.
 
2014-06-11 11:34:35 AM  

Mikey1969: 3 things...

1. Why couldn't he have renounced his American citizenship?
2. Why did he give in? He's an asshole, but I still would have told everyone to fark off, since(in this situation) would still be an American citizen.
3. This clears up the whole Obama thing now, right, since regardless of where he was born, his mother is an American citizen? (I know this won't make the birthers back off, just wanted to put a hypothetical out there...)


I remember many of the birthers saying because Obama was "born in Kenya" he had automatic citizenship to Kenya and therefore was not a national born American citizen.  Since we know that was the exact case with Cruz (we don't have to make up a fantasy story) this makes most birthers hypocrites (what a surprise).  But you are right, this will not penetrate their bubble.
 
2014-06-11 11:36:26 AM  
Cruz is like the Keystone XL pipeline:

Started off in Canada, ruins America and sells out to the Chinese.
 
2014-06-11 11:36:42 AM  

NateAsbestos: Lionel Mandrake: Bieber...Cruz...why the hell are we wasting our military might in the middle east?  We have a truly hostile nation right next door!

Don't forget Nickelback.


Invade.  Now.
 
2014-06-11 11:37:26 AM  
Well I've been following this guy. Fact checking him because a crazy relative of mine loves him.

The guy not only lies constantly, he warps the foundations of reality.


Polita-Fact Checks Ted Cruz
 
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