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(AL.com)   Woman creates fake Facebook profile to talk to her niece, niece asks the fictional person to kill the woman and other family members   (al.com) divider line 102
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2014-06-11 02:46:55 AM
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2014-06-11 05:53:17 AM
Step 1: Say yes.

Step 2: Explain the (soonish) day and date you're going to it. Ask here to get her bags packed.

Step 3: Call the cops from work and have them come on that day and date.
 
2014-06-11 06:49:17 AM
Looks like I've got a summer project.
 
2014-06-11 07:08:48 AM
A 19-year-old woman is in the Tuscaloosa County Jail for the solicitation of murder after she allegedly asked a fictional boy to murder her family and take her away from Alabama.

and take her away from Alabama.
and take her away from Alabama.
and take her away from Alabama.
 
2014-06-11 07:10:00 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 07:10:04 AM
But why the dog too?
 
2014-06-11 07:10:33 AM
Asshole. People who create fake profiles are the worst.
 
2014-06-11 07:11:08 AM

Fark like a Barsoomian: A 19-year-old woman is in the Tuscaloosa County Jail for the solicitation of murder after she allegedly asked a fictional boy to murder her family and take her away from Alabama.

and take her away from Alabama.
and take her away from Alabama.
and take her away from Alabama.


Ah, well, now I sympathize.
 
2014-06-11 07:13:11 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Asshole. People who create fake profiles are the worst.


Literally worse than Hitler.
 
2014-06-11 07:13:34 AM
To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.
 
2014-06-11 07:14:53 AM

Gunther: To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.


She deserved what she got.
 
2014-06-11 07:16:03 AM

Rattrap007: But why the dog too?


"See I told you nobody would care about the Jews!"

/ok bad joke reference.  She's obviously a budding teenage psycho who thought she'd found her very own Charlie Starkweather and wanted to fully settle her extensive list of teenage grievances.
 
2014-06-11 07:16:45 AM

Gunther: To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.


Didn't read the article, eh?  The girl was inviting strangers over to her aunt's house.  Frankly I would have kicked her out after a single warning.  The Internet + real address = bad news.
 
2014-06-11 07:21:57 AM

karmachameleon: Gunther: To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.

Didn't read the article, eh?  The girl was inviting strangers over to her aunt's house.  Frankly I would have kicked her out after a single warning.  The Internet + real address = bad news.


Yep, Aunt was totally justified here, and it's lucky that her niece decided to approach the fake online persona to kill her family, rather than one of the guys she previously had invited over to the house. As the kids nowadays might say: "Dis biatch be cray-cray!"
 
2014-06-11 07:22:59 AM
She told the stranger she would have sex with him if he paid her $50 cell phone bill. What a classy broad.
 
2014-06-11 07:23:14 AM
Sounds like she knew it was her aunt and was trying to troll her.

/ #CrimesAgainstTheInternets
 
2014-06-11 07:23:25 AM

karmachameleon: Didn't read the article, eh?


It was a poor attempt at humor.
 
2014-06-11 07:25:23 AM
Glad her aunt caught her. Really scary what this chick was doing on Facebook.

I'll have to block her now.

/Raise shields.
 
2014-06-11 07:26:17 AM
so...she's available?
 
2014-06-11 07:29:20 AM

Ooba Tooba: She told the stranger she would have sex with him if he paid her $50 cell phone bill. What a classy broad.


Well it's not like she could save money by starting one of those mobile "Family Plans," what with her other "Kill Family Plan" already in progress.
 
2014-06-11 07:30:01 AM
So, that's a 'no,' then.
 
2014-06-11 07:30:39 AM
She was 19. If she wanted to live alone so badly, why didn't she just (get a job and) move out? Then she could have as many strange men over as she wanted.

Although based on her attempt to pay her $50 phone bill, she was well on her way to finding gainful employment and just needed to start managing her money a bit better.
 
2014-06-11 07:30:55 AM

natas6.0: so...she's available?


Yes, if you pay her bond...
 
2014-06-11 07:31:11 AM
I imagine that she'll get off.

"Honest your Honor, I totes knew that was my aunt.  I was just saying all that crazy ass shiat to teach her a lesson."
 
2014-06-11 07:33:57 AM
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Oh, lotsa people gonna die now. Jus' gonna take some time. New plans and new friends to make.

Next time, make it a federal crime and you might get out of Alabama.
 
2014-06-11 07:35:11 AM

wingedkat: She was 19. If she wanted to live alone so badly, why didn't she just (get a job and) move out? Then she could have as many strange men over as she wanted.

Although based on her attempt to pay her $50 phone bill, she was well on her way to finding gainful employment and just needed to start managing her money a bit better.


You must not have seen her mug shot.
 
2014-06-11 07:36:14 AM
So this is what $50 on facebook buys you. Seems about right. Probably better than Craig's List.
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Her picture will look good in the dictionary next to ingrate.
 
2014-06-11 07:37:19 AM
At least we don't have to have a conversation about mental health, because no one got shot.
 
2014-06-11 07:40:06 AM

Twinkles: natas6.0: so...she's available?

Yes, if you pay her bond...


And her phone bill maybe....
 
2014-06-11 07:40:51 AM

Gifted Many Few: At least we don't have to have a conversation about mental health, because no one got shot.


Based on that picture, I think we need to discuss chromosomal disorders.
 
2014-06-11 07:43:08 AM
I can't understand how her cell phone bill is only $50.
 
2014-06-11 07:43:14 AM

Ooba Tooba: She told the stranger she would have sex with him if he paid her $50 cell phone bill. What a classy broad.


You can probably do better for your $50 and with a girl you don't have to friend on Facebook first.
 
2014-06-11 07:43:56 AM

NickelP: Twinkles: natas6.0: so...she's available?

Yes, if you pay her bond...

And her phone bill maybe....


And, for the lip-wax kit?
 
2014-06-11 07:45:11 AM

Gunther: To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.


Don't forget, she also lived in Alabama. I'd say she was completely justified, if not morally obligated to ask the stranger to kill her overbearing family and move her away from incest central. It was the right thing to do.
 
2014-06-11 07:49:12 AM

Rattrap007: But why the dog too?


He knows what he did.
 
2014-06-11 07:49:25 AM

911Jenny: I can't understand how her cell phone bill is only $50.


A prepaid phone card.
 
2014-06-11 07:49:59 AM
Facebook: for the times you feel like prostituting yourself and committing felonies.
 
2014-06-11 07:50:34 AM

Gifted Many Few: At least we don't have to have a conversation about mental health, because no one got shot.


This was not one of Batman's more clever foes.
 
2014-06-11 07:51:45 AM

karmachameleon: Gunther: To be fair, if you had the kind of relatives who'd make fake facebook profiles just to spy on you, you'd probably want them farking dead too.

Didn't read the article, eh?  The girl was inviting strangers over to her aunt's house.  Frankly I would have kicked her out after a single warning.  The Internet + real address = bad news.


Back in a minute, I need to change my Fark profile....
 
2014-06-11 07:52:38 AM

Ooba Tooba: wingedkat: She was 19. If she wanted to live alone so badly, why didn't she just (get a job and) move out? Then she could have as many strange men over as she wanted.

Although based on her attempt to pay her $50 phone bill, she was well on her way to finding gainful employment and just needed to start managing her money a bit better.

You must not have seen her mug shot.


Many small payments can add up.
 
2014-06-11 07:54:39 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Asshole. People who create fake profiles are the worst.


Bad dating experiences?
 
2014-06-11 07:55:28 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [media.al.com image 155x206]

Oh, lotsa people gonna die now. Jus' gonna take some time. New plans and new friends to make.

Next time, make it a federal crime and you might get out of Alabama.


Nope.
 
2014-06-11 08:02:02 AM

wingedkat: She was 19. If she wanted to live alone so badly, why didn't she just (get a job and) move out? Then she could have as many strange men over as she wanted.

Although based on her attempt to pay her $50 phone bill, she was well on her way to finding gainful employment and just needed to start managing her money a bit better.


That would probably require some sort of planning, or work to pay her own bills, things like that. Phone bill still didn't get paid that we know of.
 
2014-06-11 08:06:02 AM

911Jenny: I can't understand how her cell phone bill is only $50.


Boost has a $40 plan.  There rest is for booze and condoms.  You'll need both.  You can go cheap on the booze but don't go cheap on the condoms.  Get they kind that are designed to prevents STD-7.  Uniroyal makes a god one.  All season with extra traction.
 
2014-06-11 08:08:28 AM
Yeesh.  Relying on spellcheck and the TBI take out another block of brain cells.
 
2014-06-11 08:10:10 AM

Harry Freakstorm: All season with extra traction.


BOOM. Headshot,

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2014-06-11 08:13:40 AM
There`s a whole generation of kids who think that going on facebook (or other social media) is a full time job and as long as they do that then they are gainfully employed and the world owes them food, shelter and security.

twats
 
2014-06-11 08:22:16 AM
wow.
 
2014-06-11 08:28:36 AM

dready zim: There`s a whole generation of kids who think that going on facebook (or other social media) is a full time job and as long as they do that then they are gainfully employed and the world owes them food, shelter and security.

twats


Judging by the kids in my son's scout troop, the modern American dream is to create a popular YouTube channel and live off the advertising revenue.
 
2014-06-11 08:33:49 AM

OscarTamerz: So this is what $50 on facebook buys you. Seems about right. Probably better than Craig's List.

Her picture will look good in the dictionary next to ingrate.


$50 on Craigslist buys you the "date" and the beatdown by the accomplice hiding in the bushes to forget the date.
 
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