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(Hartford Courant)   Springfield officers bust heroin-possessing stripper driving home from work at 3 AM for running red light, note that "she did not have enough clothing on to conceal the illegal narcotic"   (articles.courant.com) divider line 51
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2014-06-11 08:00:04 AM
Giggity!
 
2014-06-11 08:07:00 AM
If a stripper is driving a Honda Civic, she's not a very good stripper.
 
2014-06-11 08:07:11 AM
That's fine police work there, Lou
 
2014-06-11 08:10:40 AM
Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.
 
2014-06-11 08:11:07 AM
www.trbimg.com

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg
 
2014-06-11 08:11:56 AM
It's a shame there are people that hard up for attention they have to turn to a drug addled sex worker, and a not very good looking one at that. Some people are just too ugly to be strippers and should just go work at Walmart.
 
2014-06-11 08:12:10 AM
47 bags
In a row.
 
2014-06-11 08:22:28 AM
that's interesting surgery.  Eyebrow relocation.
 
2014-06-11 08:23:34 AM
Suspect is ... hatless.  I repeat: hatless.
 
2014-06-11 08:24:18 AM
Sounds like the most bizarre Simpsons episode ever.

Looks like they got Meg from Family Guy to be the stripper.
 
2014-06-11 08:27:43 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg


The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.
 
2014-06-11 08:28:22 AM

lobotomy survivor: he


That just had to happen.
 
2014-06-11 08:28:22 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
Sadly, stripper footware is also poorly suited for running from the po-po.
 
2014-06-11 08:28:29 AM

skinink: Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.


She's shown that she lacks the ability to plan ahead or adapt to changes in that plan. She also forgot the cardinal rule of doing everything possible to not get pulled over while there are drugs in the car.
 
2014-06-11 08:30:34 AM

skinink: Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.


And then?


And then?
 
2014-06-11 08:43:09 AM
I hate that they add that "intent to distribute" because of they way it's packaged or the amount you have. 47 bags for a junkie might only be a couple of days worth and it's sold in "doses". That could easily be personal use. I haven't done any drugs in a long time but hell...if I could handle and afford it I'd have a scarface size pile of coke on my desk. Doesn't mean I'm selling. Just means I'm gonna have an awesome weekend.

Sadly, a three day bender would probably kill me now.
 
2014-06-11 08:46:28 AM
Did the cops make her cry?
This is important.
 
2014-06-11 08:52:59 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg


I don't think she intended only to distribute.
 
2014-06-11 08:53:34 AM

lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.



Let's...take a look.

supportyourlocalgunfighter.com
 
2014-06-11 08:57:28 AM
Poor Wiggum
 
2014-06-11 09:08:02 AM
Ugh. I have a 3 year old daughter. If in 17 years she is pulled over at 3AM on her way home from her stripper gig, and has 50 bindles on her, I will have failed miserably as a parent.
 
2014-06-11 09:13:53 AM

Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]


Wait, that's her in non-disaster mode? Not bad, would do.
 
2014-06-11 09:19:04 AM

ChrisDe: If a stripper is driving a Honda Civic, she's not a very good stripper.


Well, my boyfriend needs money to keep his diesel 4x4 going.  He's really looking for a jerb.  I mean, he's out there every day looking but he says the Confederate flag tattoo on his neck keeps him from getting all the good jerbs like Circle K clerk.  He says it's just the way the northerners get down on the true southern heritage.  I come home with my tips and he wakes up, grabs the cash and says he's going to the Waffle House to network.  Sometimes the roofing crews will hire him as a casual if he hangs out there at 5 AM.  Sometimes, if I'm working the afternoon warm up, he'll come in to the bar about 5 already drunk and wanting money.  The bouncers are supposed to keep him out but he sneaks past them.  One time, I was in the champagne room and this guy was drunk and just throwing money at me.  I look down and there's this hand reaching through the curtain grabbing at the 5s.  So I stomped the hand with my stripper boot because I thought it was some perv but it was him!  He screams and threatens me.  The bouncers grab him and take him behind the dumpster for a lesson.  The guy I was working gets made 'cause he bought me for a whole song and this obviously cut in to his time.  So I had to do another song for him and he wasn't so good with the money anymore even though he saw everything and I let him touch me cause I thought it would open the wallet again.

So, when I get home, the boyfriend is all beat up and mad.  Tells me this was all my fault and I gotta make it right.  He wants me to run some stuff for his friends cause the cops love the strippers.  So after work, I pick up the stuff and I'm so nervous that I miss a light.  Guess what?  Po po on my tail!  If I had thought this would happen, I would have parked all the stuff somewhere but this was supposed to be a short trip.  Now, I can get out of a regular ticket with a smile or crying.  If it's a certain cop then it's a sloppy hj with breathing in the back of the cruiser.  But none of this is going to work this time.  My only hope is to work the judge.  I hope it is one of them that was in the Champagne Room last Saturday.  Because I know where the gavel goes bang bang.
 
2014-06-11 09:19:39 AM

StokeyBob: skinink: Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.

And then?


And then?


And then I would like an order of shrimp fried rice.
 
2014-06-11 09:22:18 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg


web.mit.edu
 
2014-06-11 09:22:27 AM

Yomoxu: Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]

Wait, that's her in non-disaster mode? Not bad, would do.


Certainly not bad for a strung out junkie stripper. Usually they're covered in poorly done tattoos, badly applied fake tanning solution, and strech marks.
 
2014-06-11 09:23:41 AM
Heroin? I thought they saw crack.
 
2014-06-11 09:24:58 AM

abhorrent1: I hate that they add that "intent to distribute" because of they way it's packaged or the amount you have. 47 bags for a junkie might only be a couple of days worth and it's sold in "doses". That could easily be personal use. I haven't done any drugs in a long time but hell...if I could handle and afford it I'd have a scarface size pile of coke on my desk. Doesn't mean I'm selling. Just means I'm gonna have an awesome weekend.

Sadly, a three day bender would probably kill me now.


Same with "possessing currency consistent with dealing drugs".  "He's got fives, tens, and twenties.  Clearly a drug dealer."

H31N0US: Ugh. I have a 3 year old daughter. If in 17 years she is pulled over at 3AM on her way home from her stripper gig, and has 50 bindles on her, I will have failed miserably as a parent.


Yep.  If you'd taught her to obey traffic laws, she wouldn't have been caught.
 
2014-06-11 09:32:32 AM

abhorrent1: I hate that they add that "intent to distribute" because of they way it's packaged or the amount you have. 47 bags for a junkie might only be a couple of days worth and it's sold in "doses". That could easily be personal use. I haven't done any drugs in a long time but hell...if I could handle and afford it I'd have a scarface size pile of coke on my desk. Doesn't mean I'm selling. Just means I'm gonna have an awesome weekend.

Sadly, a three day bender would probably kill me now.


Hey you can still go on an antiacid or roid cream bender, probably not as much fun though.
 
2014-06-11 09:35:39 AM
She reminds me of a hooker I met once.

She IS a pretty girl, but she may be damaged beyond repair.
 
2014-06-11 09:37:37 AM
she's pretty cute, you can't really judge a felony mugshot at 3 am photo. That said she's going down the road of a junkie so check back in a few years and she'll be rough.
 
2014-06-11 09:42:03 AM

Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]


That was kind of my thinking... clean her up a bit... remove some of the work night's effluents.... let's see what comes of it.
 
2014-06-11 09:42:52 AM

Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]


How many Cray machines were needed to shop that?
 
2014-06-11 09:46:16 AM

Yomoxu: Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]

Wait, that's her in non-disaster mode? Not bad, would do.


They chose the right pose to hide the train tracks on her left arm.
 
2014-06-11 10:05:39 AM

OtherLittleGuy: How many Cray machines were needed to shop that?


What a Cray machine may look like..

www.bringthenoiseuk.com
 
2014-06-11 10:15:35 AM
It's the eyebrows.  Chicks who over pluck or just sculpt them badly can toss their whole look into the crapper.
 
2014-06-11 10:24:51 AM
20? Poor kid has a tough enough life already.  A committed junky will go through 47 bags pretty easily.   Send her home to her parents to get her shiat straight.
 
2014-06-11 10:38:04 AM

MemeSlave: 20? Poor kid has a tough enough life already.  A committed junky will go through 47 bags pretty easily.   Send her home to her parents to get her shiat straight.


Yep, Daddy will take good care of her.  Or more likely Mommys newest boyfriend.
 
2014-06-11 10:43:52 AM

jbrad47128: Sybarite: lobotomy survivor: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg

The makeup, hair and lighting are disastrous, but the shape of her face is not so bad, and he has nice lips. I bet a shower would clean her up nicely.


Let's...take a look.

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 459x720]

That was kind of my thinking... clean her up a bit... remove some of the work night's effluents.... let's see what comes of it.


The work night's effluents are what had come on it, not of it.
 
2014-06-11 10:47:35 AM
Springfield you say...

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2014-06-11 11:04:35 AM
Not exactly breaking news, the article is dated June 21, 2013.
 
2014-06-11 11:07:51 AM

Harry Freakstorm: ChrisDe: If a stripper is driving a Honda Civic, she's not a very good stripper.

Well, my boyfriend needs money to keep his diesel 4x4 going.  He's really looking for a jerb.  I mean, he's out there every day looking but he says the Confederate flag tattoo on his neck keeps him from getting all the good jerbs like Circle K clerk.  He says it's just the way the northerners get down on the true southern heritage.  I come home with my tips and he wakes up, grabs the cash and says he's going to the Waffle House to network.  Sometimes the roofing crews will hire him as a casual if he hangs out there at 5 AM.  Sometimes, if I'm working the afternoon warm up, he'll come in to the bar about 5 already drunk and wanting money.  The bouncers are supposed to keep him out but he sneaks past them.  One time, I was in the champagne room and this guy was drunk and just throwing money at me.  I look down and there's this hand reaching through the curtain grabbing at the 5s.  So I stomped the hand with my stripper boot because I thought it was some perv but it was him!  He screams and threatens me.  The bouncers grab him and take him behind the dumpster for a lesson.  The guy I was working gets made 'cause he bought me for a whole song and this obviously cut in to his time.  So I had to do another song for him and he wasn't so good with the money anymore even though he saw everything and I let him touch me cause I thought it would open the wallet again.

So, when I get home, the boyfriend is all beat up and mad.  Tells me this was all my fault and I gotta make it right.  He wants me to run some stuff for his friends cause the cops love the strippers.  So after work, I pick up the stuff and I'm so nervous that I miss a light.  Guess what?  Po po on my tail!  If I had thought this would happen, I would have parked all the stuff somewhere but this was supposed to be a short trip.  Now, I can get out of a regular ticket with a smile or crying.  If it's a certain cop then it's a sloppy h ...


That's beautiful man. I totally feel like I was there living it with them.

+1
 
2014-06-11 11:14:45 AM

Another Government Employee: She reminds me of a hooker I met once.

She IS a pretty girl, but she may be damaged beyond repair.


Note the blown out pupils. She's high on horse herself. Dealers, let this be a lesson: a strung out stripper does not make a good mule.
 
2014-06-11 11:15:37 AM

SeaMan Stainz: StokeyBob: skinink: Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.

And then?


And then?

And then I would like an order of shrimp fried rice.


And then?
 
2014-06-11 12:11:21 PM
She was heading home from Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
 
2014-06-11 12:58:50 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.trbimg.com image 409x520]

Egads, I can't fap to this.jpg


try this one.

i1207.photobucket.com

fairly typical for a stripper's facebook page.  no, I'm not going to give you the link.
 
2014-06-11 02:40:29 PM
She is not bad looking, but the breast are too large for my tastes. I would still toss her some 5s though.
 
2014-06-11 02:44:10 PM

JackieRabbit: Another Government Employee: She reminds me of a hooker I met once.

She IS a pretty girl, but she may be damaged beyond repair.

Note the blown out pupils. She's high on horse herself. Dealers, let this be a lesson: a strung out stripper does not make a good mule.


dope shrinks your pupils.
 
2014-06-11 04:24:50 PM

nburghmatt: JackieRabbit: Another Government Employee: She reminds me of a hooker I met once.

She IS a pretty girl, but she may be damaged beyond repair.

Note the blown out pupils. She's high on horse herself. Dealers, let this be a lesson: a strung out stripper does not make a good mule.

dope shrinks your pupils.


Heroin (and most other depressives) dialate the pupils. Which is why you find a lot of junkies wearing sunglasses inside.
 
2014-06-11 04:25:40 PM

SuperChuck: SeaMan Stainz: StokeyBob: skinink: Not enough clothing on? I know there have been a few hot days in New England recently, but when I've been in a strip club during shift change, the strippers who are leaving usually dress down in sweatpants and non-revealing clothing. Usually baggy t-shirts and stuff.

And then?


And then?

And then I would like an order of shrimp fried rice.

And then?


And then you will give us the continuum transfunctioner?
 
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