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(Chron)   They say a friend's betrayal is the unkindest cut of all, but decapitating your grandfather with a pair of hedge clippers probably runs a close second   (chron.com) divider line 38
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2014-06-10 11:40:50 PM
Still not as disgusting fat chick from Indiana that was parading all around the stage at the Miss USA pageant the other night.  What WAS that?  It looked like someone put a bikini on a snowman.
 
2014-06-10 11:46:06 PM

nickdaisy: Still not as disgusting fat chick from Indiana that was parading all around the stage at the Miss USA pageant the other night.  What WAS that?  It looked like someone put a bikini on a snowman.


I would've railed that 'til the cows came home.  If it were not for miss 4th Degree Blackbelt from whoevercareswhatstate that you could bounce a quarter off those abs and get back change.  What was this thread about anyway?  Damn she had glutes to die for.
 
2014-06-11 12:09:49 AM
Almost neck and neck with a Bobbit
 
2014-06-11 12:10:40 AM
Ugh.  That sounds like a horrible way to go.  Do you know how many whacks it would take to get through a man's neck with hedge clippers?  That would be very unpleasant.
 
2014-06-11 12:13:47 AM

Ambivalence: Ugh.  That sounds like a horrible way to go.  Do you know how many whacks it would take to get through a man's neck with hedge clippers?  That would be very unpleasant.


Are we gonna need an owl for this?
 
2014-06-11 12:37:55 AM
"Just a little off the top, junior."
 
2014-06-11 01:38:56 AM
"The moment a man's head drops off is seldom, or never, I am inclined to think, precisely the most enjoyable of his life." - Nathaniel Hawthorne
 
2014-06-11 01:48:42 AM
Yes, yes, but did he have any money?
 
2014-06-11 01:51:51 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-06-11 01:56:24 AM
ROTF

his head, that is
 
2014-06-11 02:02:57 AM
Time for the old ultraviolence.

www.dga.org
 
2014-06-11 02:13:04 AM

nickdaisy: Still not as disgusting fat chick from Indiana that was parading all around the stage at the Miss USA pageant the other night.  What WAS that?  It looked like someone put a bikini on a snowman.


Thanks for the visual image.  I would have preferred the sight of someone being decapitated with bladed lawn tools.
 
2014-06-11 02:26:42 AM
In the words of Cat Stevens,"The first cut is the deepest."
 
2014-06-11 02:39:55 AM
He'll never be the head of a major corporation now.
 
2014-06-11 02:41:16 AM
"Jimmy, we've been through this before...grandpa is not a zombie, he's just old.

Now pick grandpa's head up and tell him you're sorry, then we can get this mess cleaned up."

"Sorry grandpa."
 
2014-06-11 02:57:02 AM
"It's a wonderfull life"
 
2014-06-11 03:01:56 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Ugh.  That sounds like a horrible way to go.  Do you know how many whacks it would take to get through a man's neck with hedge clippers?  That would be very unpleasant.

Are we gonna need an owl for this?


ah one *whack*

ah two *whack*

ah three *whack*  *snap*

three.
 
2014-06-11 03:52:46 AM
anythinghorror.files.wordpress.com

/chop chop
 
2014-06-11 04:42:34 AM
Did he see it as a way to get ahead in life?
 
2014-06-11 05:15:48 AM
What a "Houston" we live in , I am surprised this story leaked out , since my sources tell me this type of "unusual" incident happens here(Houston) more than people would like to admit!
 
2014-06-11 06:42:49 AM
cdn.fearnet.com

Whoa big hoss
 
2014-06-11 06:44:42 AM
Article says the blood trail lead to a long handled tree pruner in the garage.

Was it a Fiskars model?
 
2014-06-11 07:05:04 AM
www.cinemorgue.com
 
2014-06-11 07:23:48 AM
I can hear music swelling, Brutus the Barber Beefcake! BAH GAWD KING
 
2014-06-11 07:25:48 AM

TheRealist II: What a "Houston" we live in , I am surprised this story leaked out , since my sources tell me this type of "unusual" incident happens here(Houston) more than people would like to admit!


My brother works for the Harris Co M.E. Office. This kind if thing is his business, and business is good.
 
2014-06-11 07:48:38 AM

Ambivalence: Ugh.  That sounds like a horrible way to go.  Do you know how many whacks it would take to get through a man's neck with hedge clippers?  That would be very unpleasant.


This is exactly why I keep my variety of garden tools sharp.  If I have a chore in front of me, I want to get it done quick so I can move on with my day.  That will take a few whacks with the clippers, grab the pruners, won't fit in the pruners, grab the axe, and if the axe looks like it may take several whacks, I have a chainsaw.  All sharp and will cut clean.

/for the clean up, shovels and a wheelbarrow waiting to do their part.
//I just need a bigger back yard.
 
2014-06-11 07:58:45 AM
On large screens in the courtroom, prosecutors Tuesday showed grisly photos of the deep cuts on the grandfather's head, fact and chest, allegedly inflicted by the landscaping tool.

Ooh, I hate it when my fact gets cut...
 
2014-06-11 08:43:48 AM

RobSeace: On large screens in the courtroom, prosecutors Tuesday showed grisly photos of the deep cuts on the grandfather's head, fact and chest, allegedly inflicted by the landscaping tool.

Ooh, I hate it when my fact gets cut...


The editor should have done a better job face checking this article.
 
2014-06-11 08:47:23 AM
was expecting this :
assets.flicks.co.nz

not this:
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 09:15:36 AM
Saw the kid
Thought of this

scrabbalog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-11 09:21:27 AM
Now I have the image of Deborah Voorhees from Friday the 13th: A New Beginning in my head.  And what a fine image it is!
 
2014-06-11 09:25:12 AM

phil her craken: Saw the kid
Thought of this

[scrabbalog.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


ha!
 
2014-06-11 09:52:48 AM

Lady Indica: [www.cinemorgue.com image 450x192]


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-11 09:55:39 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Ugh.  That sounds like a horrible way to go.  Do you know how many whacks it would take to get through a man's neck with hedge clippers?  That would be very unpleasant.

Are we gonna need an owl for this?


"Mr. Owl, how many whacks does it take to get to the meaty center of a grandparent's neck?"
 
2014-06-11 11:25:26 AM
In the garage, investigators found a bloody long-handled branch "lopper" with curved snipping blades that are just a few inches long.

That, that would take a while. I use them to cut through deer/hog bones on a occasion, sometimes the rib cage. But taking somebodies head off? Five minutes at least, maybe 2 if you were really motivated.


FTFA:I dont want to talk about it

Great defense there kid. Man that must be one hellova story between these two.
 
2014-06-11 11:29:00 AM
The first cut is the deepest.
 
2014-06-11 12:03:13 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-06-11 01:02:55 PM
There can be only one.
 
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