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2014-06-11 04:02:27 AM
There is trash and there is 'has 17 pitbulls caged up in the back yard' trash
 
2014-06-11 04:17:44 AM

NickelP: There is trash and there is 'has 17 pitbulls caged up in the back yard' trash


Could have been a pit bull rescue. But, this sounds like a breeder. Sometimes, the way you make damn sure that people have something or do something is to say that they can't have it. Plus, pits are the "IT" dog right now in the thug world.

/ I was walking to the car the other day and a gorgeous staffordshire terrier walked right up to me and stuck out his paw to shake. He had the stupid spiked collar that idiots put on them with a couple links of 10 gage chain hanging from the collar. He was so well behaved that he almost became my dog and got a pink collar. But, sadly, I don't have the time or space for a big dog; so he got a, probably one way, trip to the pound.

// it's a damn shame
 
2014-06-11 05:25:55 AM
15 puppies? I give the perpetrator two days before his heart explodes from overdosing on cuteness.
 
2014-06-11 05:42:45 AM

iheartscotch: NickelP: There is trash and there is 'has 17 pitbulls caged up in the back yard' trash

Could have been a pit bull rescue. But, this sounds like a breeder. Sometimes, the way you make damn sure that people have something or do something is to say that they can't have it. Plus, pits are the "IT" dog right now in the thug world.

/ I was walking to the car the other day and a gorgeous staffordshire terrier walked right up to me and stuck out his paw to shake. He had the stupid spiked collar that idiots put on them with a couple links of 10 gage chain hanging from the collar. He was so well behaved that he almost became my dog and got a pink collar. But, sadly, I don't have the time or space for a big dog; so he got a, probably one way, trip to the pound.

// it's a damn shame


Oh, man. Couldn't you have googled a pit bull rescue in your area? Or even an animal welfare group that would have fostered him for a few weeks?
 
2014-06-11 05:49:08 AM
How is helping dogs suicidal?
 
2014-06-11 05:51:54 AM

generallyso: 15 puppies? I give the perpetrator two days before his heart explodes from overdosing on cuteness.


I'm thinking he'll be overdosing on incompetence. It is hard to raise one good puppy.
 
2014-06-11 06:03:28 AM

August11: generallyso: 15 puppies? I give the perpetrator two days before his heart explodes from overdosing on cuteness.

I'm thinking he'll be overdosing on incompetence. It is hard to raise one good puppy.


No it's not.

Unlike human children, puppies mature quickly. You skip most of that useless baby time and go straight into toddler levels of ambulation. By the time you've been training a puppy for three months, it's practically done. Even then, you can iron out the kinks later, it just takes more time.

15 puppies would be a challenge, unless you had more humans to help or, and this is a trick from Satan himself, some adult dogs to help.

You see, that's how they train fox hunting dogs. They get the young dogs in big batches and just tie them to experienced hunting dogs. Fox hunting with hounds is a despicable activity, but the hounds train up much faster when taught by other dogs than by humans.
 
2014-06-11 06:17:08 AM

doglover: August11: generallyso: 15 puppies? I give the perpetrator two days before his heart explodes from overdosing on cuteness.

I'm thinking he'll be overdosing on incompetence. It is hard to raise one good puppy.

No it's not.

Unlike human children, puppies mature quickly. You skip most of that useless baby time and go straight into toddler levels of ambulation. By the time you've been training a puppy for three months, it's practically done. Even then, you can iron out the kinks later, it just takes more time.

15 puppies would be a challenge, unless you had more humans to help or, and this is a trick from Satan himself, some adult dogs to help.

You see, that's how they train fox hunting dogs. They get the young dogs in big batches and just tie them to experienced hunting dogs. Fox hunting with hounds is a despicable activity, but the hounds train up much faster when taught by other dogs than by humans.


I think you misunderstood me. The hours, the attention, the involvement--it is much with one. And what of the food costs? Then again, I suppose a thief does not have these things thought out.
 
2014-06-11 06:50:49 AM
Fortunately for me, he didn't get this one
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I'm told he could turn at any moment.
 
2014-06-11 07:07:42 AM

August11: And what of the food costs?


I'm suddenly afraid for the pups.

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-06-11 07:08:14 AM
...two adult female pit bulls and 15 puppies between 3 and 4 weeks old, were stolen from locked cages in the backyard.

GOOD.
 
2014-06-11 07:22:50 AM
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2014-06-11 07:27:57 AM

SomeoneDumb: Fortunately for me, he didn't get this one
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I'm told he could turn at any moment.


Awww....what a cutie.

Oops sorry, um, yeah real nasty killer you've got there... Give him an extra cuddle for me.

/this thread needs lots more cute dog pics.
 
2014-06-11 08:25:12 AM

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.


Trash? Were you trying to say trash?
 
2014-06-11 09:23:46 AM
86 more to go to finish the coat.
 
2014-06-11 09:24:00 AM

Cold_Sassy: ...two adult female pit bulls and 15 puppies between 3 and 4 weeks old, were stolen from locked cages in the backyard.

GOOD.


I don't think a crime was committed at the time of the "theft"
But prior to it.
 
2014-06-11 10:06:56 AM
Sounds like a public service operation....but we can call it theft it it makes you feel more like a victim.
 
2014-06-11 10:21:59 AM
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He really is a good guy to have in a crisis.

Well, as long as he keeps both hands in plain view.
 
2014-06-11 10:36:52 AM

SomeoneDumb: Fortunately for me, he didn't get this one
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I'm told he could turn at any moment.


He's beautiful!!!! What a face!
 
2014-06-11 10:39:17 AM
img.fark.net

What pitbull puppies may look like.

I'd steal them.
 
2014-06-11 10:47:47 AM
Sounds like a dogfighting training setup.  Used to see them from time to time in the hood.  Saw one about a year-and-half ago that was pretty nuts.  Guy had a sandpit and he'd have his dogs pull a 25lbs weight back and forth through it.  I was fixing up the house next door for this charity I'm involved in.  Guy didn't even bother to have a fence up or anything.  Was sad as hell.
 
2014-06-11 10:48:03 AM
The only way to stop a bad guy with 27 pit bulls is a good guy with 27 pit bulls.

If you have 27 pit bulls and a big bass drum you've got yourself a parade.

27 pit bulls agree. This meme sucks.

27 pit bulls. The only thing that is more pathetic than a bright orange muscle car with aflying  penis hood ornament.
 
2014-06-11 11:01:13 AM

FLMountainMan: Sounds like a dogfighting training setup.  Used to see them from time to time in the hood.  Saw one about a year-and-half ago that was pretty nuts.  Guy had a sandpit and he'd have his dogs pull a 25lbs weight back and forth through it.  I was fixing up the house next door for this charity I'm involved in.  Guy didn't even bother to have a fence up or anything.  Was sad as hell.


I would have reported him, myself.
 
2014-06-11 11:11:25 AM

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.


What percentage of owners equals "tends"?

/Rescued my pit bull
//Knows several other pit bull owners
///None of the 10 apply
 
2014-06-11 11:13:53 AM
Subtitle: "2 adult female dogs, 15 puppies stolen, cops say"
1st sentence/paragraph: "stole 17 pit bull puppies"
3rd sentence/paragraph: "two adult female pit bulls and 15 puppies"

Yay consistency
 
2014-06-11 11:21:33 AM

Nogale: [img.fark.net image 237x213]

What pitbull puppies may look like.

I'd steal them.


The only thing scary there is I might run out of treats.
 
2014-06-11 11:54:08 AM

iheartscotch: NickelP: There is trash and there is 'has 17 pitbulls caged up in the back yard' trash

Could have been a pit bull rescue. But, this sounds like a breeder. Sometimes, the way you make damn sure that people have something or do something is to say that they can't have it. Plus, pits are the "IT" dog right now in the thug world.

/ I was walking to the car the other day and a gorgeous staffordshire terrier walked right up to me and stuck out his paw to shake. He had the stupid spiked collar that idiots put on them with a couple links of 10 gage chain hanging from the collar. He was so well behaved that he almost became my dog and got a pink collar. But, sadly, I don't have the time or space for a big dog; so he got a, probably one way, trip to the pound.

// it's a damn shame


I think the cues you missed were "well behaved" and "walked right up to me and stuck his paw out to shake" when you were so focused on "spiked collar" and "chain".  Just because people have questionable taste in fashion (and really?  pink collar on a boy dog?) doesn't mean they don't love and care for their dog.  I can't say for sure the dog wasn't mistreated but it doesn't sound like he was. Hopefully he finds his way home, whether it's his old one or a great new one.


I've learned to try not to judge.   Dogs have walked into my office on rope leashes  with owners at the other end who adored them.  Two of my favorite pit bull owners deck their dogs out in spike collars and they all have pothead names like "Toke" and "Bud" and usually chain leashes.  Those people adore their dogs, train them well and would do anything for those ginormous, slobbery hug-monsters.
 
2014-06-11 11:57:26 AM

Cold_Sassy: FLMountainMan: Sounds like a dogfighting training setup.  Used to see them from time to time in the hood.  Saw one about a year-and-half ago that was pretty nuts.  Guy had a sandpit and he'd have his dogs pull a 25lbs weight back and forth through it.  I was fixing up the house next door for this charity I'm involved in.  Guy didn't even bother to have a fence up or anything.  Was sad as hell.

I would have reported him, myself.


A woman in our group said that she did (on the last day we were there, of course).  I never followed up to see what happened.
 
2014-06-11 12:28:09 PM

FLMountainMan: Cold_Sassy: FLMountainMan: Sounds like a dogfighting training setup.  Used to see them from time to time in the hood.  Saw one about a year-and-half ago that was pretty nuts.  Guy had a sandpit and he'd have his dogs pull a 25lbs weight back and forth through it.  I was fixing up the house next door for this charity I'm involved in.  Guy didn't even bother to have a fence up or anything.  Was sad as hell.

I would have reported him, myself.

A woman in our group said that she did (on the last day we were there, of course).  I never followed up to see what happened.


Well, that's better.  Thanks for the update.
 
2014-06-11 01:04:28 PM

SomeoneDumb: Fortunately for me, he didn't get this one
[img.fark.net image 620x581]

I'm told he could turn at any moment.


omg he's adorable
 
2014-06-11 01:34:37 PM
letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

swarrt: What percentage of owners equals "tends"?


An amount that ensures the individual traits are instantly recognised by the casual observer.
 
2014-06-11 04:00:49 PM
Damn right...they're bitier than yours...
 
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