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(Yahoo)   With a net worth of $50m, Keira Knightly only allows herself $50k a year. Fortunately for her, she saves a fortune on groceries   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 153
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2014-06-10 11:58:55 PM  
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
 
2014-06-11 12:44:49 AM  
I think I'm in the wrong thread
 
2014-06-11 12:45:44 AM  
I would White Knightly.

/if you know what I mean, and I think you do
 
2014-06-11 02:14:44 AM  
But did she stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?
 
2014-06-11 03:57:41 AM  
I can't imagine she'd actually live in the kind of home and neighborhood someone drawing a $50k salary would normally live in.
 
2014-06-11 04:04:46 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I can't imagine she'd actually live in the kind of home and neighborhood someone drawing a $50k salary would normally live in.


It's not her income, it's her disposable funds. Big difference.
 
2014-06-11 04:08:12 AM  

enthralledgeishagirl: I think I'm in the wrong thread


Prove it by posting nude pictures of yourself ;)
 
2014-06-11 04:46:58 AM  
I don't care what any of you turds say. I like her.
 
2014-06-11 05:02:59 AM  
I'd eat every inch of her.
 
2014-06-11 05:34:59 AM  
The trick, of course, is to make everything a business expense. But I suspect that she doesn't pickup many tabs.
 
2014-06-11 05:35:29 AM  
Not this thread again...
Side A: "You like her? You must be a closeted gay that lusts after 12 year old boys!"
Side B: "You don't like her? You must be a closeted gay or a fatty lover!"
(repeat ad nauseum)
 
2014-06-11 05:40:33 AM  
It's nice to see someone who can spend modestly, despite having wealth.  She has proper influences in her life.
 
2014-06-11 05:45:51 AM  
It's hard to fault her for this when you see how people like Beyonce and JayZ and Mariah flaunt their wealth.

But are the rest of her millions just sitting in the bank? She could do a hell of a lot of good and still be a millionaire many times over.
 
2014-06-11 06:01:01 AM  
Smart girl. And apparently level headed. SO rare these days.
 
2014-06-11 06:01:07 AM  

Nogale: But are the rest of her millions just sitting in the bank?


She stuffed them in her bra.
 
2014-06-11 06:07:29 AM  

turboke: Nogale: But are the rest of her millions just sitting in the bank?

She stuffed them in her bra.


...you're saying she's broke? I mean, flat busted?

/old joke
 
2014-06-11 06:07:42 AM  

Nogale: It's hard to fault her for this when you see how people like Beyonce and JayZ and Mariah flaunt their wealth.

But are the rest of her millions just sitting in the bank? She could do a hell of a lot of good and still be a millionaire many times over.


I suspect she'll use the money to invest in projects. And it's too early for her to give the money away. Her career could be over before she hits 40. She seems level-headed enough that I could see her giving the money away in her later years.
 
2014-06-11 06:10:07 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: It's nice to see someone who can spend modestly, despite having wealth.  She has proper influences in her life.


But if she spends only modestly, then she's just hoarding her wealth! Sinful richer! Doesn't she care about the people she's putting out of work by being frugal?! This is why we cannot count on the wicked rich to provide jobs!
 
2014-06-11 06:22:01 AM  
All well and good, but she certainly didn't pay for her £4,000,000 spread in Islington paying herself 50K a year.
 
mhd
2014-06-11 06:34:37 AM  
Bank it like Beckham?
 
2014-06-11 06:47:43 AM  

Barton Fink: All well and good, but she certainly didn't pay for her £4,000,000 spread in Islington paying herself 50K a year.


The 50k is her salary for tax purposes.  I'll bet her company provides a very nice "expense account".  Her home is probably the same way, owned by this company.  Plus, she's rich and famous, so people and companies give her things that you or I would have to pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars for.  If she travels, I'm sure she can find some way to make it "business related", and thus not something she pays for herself.  Most of her clothes are probably given to her by designers that are just happy she'll wear them publicly.
 
2014-06-11 07:11:42 AM  

SpinStopper: enthralledgeishagirl: I think I'm in the wrong thread



Enthrall edge is hag in real life? That's a confusing username.
 
2014-06-11 07:14:00 AM  
Normally I like my woman voluptuous and all curvy, but something about Ms. Knightly just does it for me.
 
2014-06-11 07:18:02 AM  

doczoidberg: I don't care what any of you turds say. I like her.


She may lack curves, but she has an insanely beautiful face and she's a terrific actress to boot.
 
2014-06-11 07:29:33 AM  

RedZoneTuba: Not this thread again...
Side A: "You like her? You must be a closeted gay that lusts after 12 year old boys!"
Side B: "You don't like her? You must be a closeted gay or a fatty lover!"
(repeat ad nauseum)


So far you're the only one engaged in this faux argument.
 
2014-06-11 07:30:25 AM  

devildog123: Barton Fink: All well and good, but she certainly didn't pay for her £4,000,000 spread in Islington paying herself 50K a year.

The 50k is her salary for tax purposes.  I'll bet her company provides a very nice "expense account".  Her home is probably the same way, owned by this company.  Plus, she's rich and famous, so people and companies give her things that you or I would have to pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars for.  If she travels, I'm sure she can find some way to make it "business related", and thus not something she pays for herself.  Most of her clothes are probably given to her by designers that are just happy she'll wear them publicly.


This among other things. For instance, I bet her sammich budget is less than a Tuscaloosa Hobo's.
 
2014-06-11 07:31:35 AM  
Good for her

/fist of an angry god
 
2014-06-11 07:32:37 AM  
How much could dog treats cost?

/she has a mouth like a bulldog
//do not want
///call me studman
 
2014-06-11 07:40:06 AM  

devildog123: Barton Fink: All well and good, but she certainly didn't pay for her £4,000,000 spread in Islington paying herself 50K a year.

The 50k is her salary for tax purposes.  I'll bet her company provides a very nice "expense account".  Her home is probably the same way, owned by this company.  Plus, she's rich and famous, so people and companies give her things that you or I would have to pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars for.  If she travels, I'm sure she can find some way to make it "business related", and thus not something she pays for herself.  Most of her clothes are probably given to her by designers that are just happy she'll wear them publicly.


This.

Nothing more than a clever way to try and avoid taxes.
 
2014-06-11 08:01:11 AM  

doczoidberg: I don't care what any of you turds say. I like her.


This, She is on my international list
 
2014-06-11 08:11:17 AM  
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2014-06-11 08:13:54 AM  
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(On the Audi R8) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

(Aston Martin DB9 ) "I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch."

(Aston Martin V8 Vantage Roadster) I would rather be in this than in Keira Knightley.

(Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4) A fat girl's curvy round face does not have the same appeal as the straight lines found on Keira Knightley.

(Alfa Romeo 8C) "I mean look at Keira Knightly - she's just an ironing board with a face, and she works."
 
2014-06-11 08:21:18 AM  
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2014-06-11 08:26:01 AM  
Like my great grandaddy used to say "you get bone slivers from them skinny ones." He also used to say "meat closest to the bone taste the sweetest!" He was hit by a streetcar on the way to see his mistress

/CSB
 
2014-06-11 08:31:57 AM  

grokca: How much could dog treats cost?

/she has a mouth like a bulldog


I have no idea what you mean by this, but I'm going out on a limb and saying you're wrong
 
2014-06-11 08:39:05 AM  
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2014-06-11 08:49:34 AM  

DonkeyDixon: grokca: How much could dog treats cost?

/she has a mouth like a bulldog

I have no idea what you mean by this, but I'm going out on a limb and saying you're wrong


Her lower jaw sticks out father than her upper one, like a bulldog.
See picture above.
 
2014-06-11 08:50:14 AM  
farther
 
2014-06-11 08:52:49 AM  
"I think living an expensive lifestyle means you can't hang out with people who don't live that lifestyle, It alienates you."

Says the woman who just bought a $7M house in London?  I mean, anyone that makes $50K a year can afford that, right?
 
2014-06-11 08:57:43 AM  

abhorrent1: "I think living an expensive lifestyle means you can't hang out with people who don't live that lifestyle, It alienates you."

Says the woman who just bought a $7M house in London?  I mean, anyone that makes $50K a year can afford that, right?


Well sure, it depends on who your mortgage company is.
 
2014-06-11 09:04:38 AM  

You Are All Sheep: abhorrent1: "I think living an expensive lifestyle means you can't hang out with people who don't live that lifestyle, It alienates you."

Says the woman who just bought a $7M house in London?  I mean, anyone that makes $50K a year can afford that, right?

Well sure, it depends on who your mortgage company is.


Oh right. A reverse mortgage. I should get one.
 
2014-06-11 09:08:41 AM  
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2014-06-11 09:08:49 AM  

You Are All Sheep: abhorrent1: "I think living an expensive lifestyle means you can't hang out with people who don't live that lifestyle, It alienates you."

Says the woman who just bought a $7M house in London?  I mean, anyone that makes $50K a year can afford that, right?

Well sure, it depends on who your mortgage company is.


It also doesn't hurt when you don't have to pay for clothes, travel, or entertainment.

/She gets so many free designer (clothes) pieces she has to have someone help her give away the excess.
 
2014-06-11 09:12:17 AM  
Maybe she just lives on her husband's salary.
 
2014-06-11 09:17:46 AM  
How does one buy a $6.5 million house on $50k a year?
 
2014-06-11 09:20:48 AM  

Uranus Megahertz: Maybe she just lives on her husband's salary.


I really doubt her husband makes that much money. I mean, a rave band? Really? Are raves still a thing?
 
2014-06-11 09:23:17 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: DeathByGeekSquad: It's nice to see someone who can spend modestly, despite having wealth.  She has proper influences in her life.

But if she spends only modestly, then she's just hoarding her wealth! Sinful richer! Doesn't she care about the people she's putting out of work by being frugal?! This is why we cannot count on the wicked rich to provide jobs!


Aren't you adorable: a tool who confuses economics with morality.
 
2014-06-11 09:28:37 AM  

stuhayes2010: How does one buy a $6.5 million house on $50k a year?


She doesn't. Her company does.
 
2014-06-11 09:38:14 AM  

TXDB: [img.fark.net image 220x320]


Awwww, is someone mad she has better abs then he could ever dream of?
 
2014-06-11 09:45:24 AM  
You know Keria, $50,000 can buy a lot of cheesburgers, pizzas and cheetos...you should have a few.
 
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