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(Popoholic)   We can see why Eiza Gonzalez was cast as Salma Hayek's character in the From Dusk Till Dawn TV show   (popoholic.com) divider line 49
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2014-06-10 08:00:54 PM  
Wow. Uh, yes... yes we can.
 
2014-06-10 08:25:19 PM  
Nice!
 
2014-06-10 08:38:28 PM  
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My compliments to his surgeon. Nice work.
 
2014-06-10 08:50:37 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-10 08:50:47 PM  
www.beardsoftheworld.com
 
2014-06-10 08:59:47 PM  
Snake thread?

img4.wikia.nocookie.net

pbs.twimg.com

PNSFW..better safe than farked
 
2014-06-10 09:03:02 PM  
 
2014-06-10 09:04:56 PM  
You lied. There was no epic cleavage.
 
2014-06-10 09:06:38 PM  
All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

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Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)
 
2014-06-10 09:06:40 PM  
I'm rarely the type to complain a woman is too thin, but some of her pics are pretty horrifying. Hope she's okay now.
 
2014-06-10 09:07:35 PM  
Her rack isn't nearly as epic as Salma's, but, I'd still greatly disappoint her.
 
2014-06-10 09:10:19 PM  
She's very pretty but she's no Salma.
 
2014-06-10 09:16:31 PM  
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2014-06-10 09:18:47 PM  

mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)


The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.
 
2014-06-10 09:19:09 PM  
I'm really torn on that show.  It's stylistically pretty awesome, and the acting's not bad either, but the plot has gone some really weird, unexpected places.  I'm a little worried it might be getting too weird, but then again Robert Rodriguez can make damn near any plot work well if he gets to do what he wants.

If you tracked the plot of the TV series with how well it matched the plot of the movie though, it would look a bit something like this:

1: Pretty close
2: Pulling away
3: Moving closer
4: Little closer
5: Little further away
6: Closer
7: Pulling away again
8+: ROCKET TO THE MOON

It was fun at least.
 
2014-06-10 09:30:54 PM  
She is a good looking woman, so don't pretend this is a 'sharp knees' comment, but I find Salam far hotter...
 
2014-06-10 09:33:02 PM  

yukichigai: I'm really torn on that show.


Because I didn't even know that I got the elrey channel until the show was about 4-5 episodes in, I didn't even catch it until they got to the Titty Twister. I dunno, everyone seems like weak facsimiles of their movie counterparts. Except maybe Richie, who seemed to be more than just Tarantino trying to be weird. Missing was Seth's bonding with Jacob and his family.
 
2014-06-10 09:35:40 PM  
Eiza what?
 
2014-06-10 09:37:45 PM  

mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

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Something something weirdest boner right now.

Cymbal: mcmnky:

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.


To be fair, they are some very nice breasts.
 
2014-06-10 09:40:49 PM  

liam76: She is a good looking woman, so don't pretend this is a 'sharp knees' comment, but I find Salam far hotter...


i291.photobucket.com

NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-10 09:55:43 PM  
Eiza on the eyes, but could do with an armored truck of sammiches.....
 
2014-06-10 09:55:47 PM  

mcmnky: Snake thread?


www.explore-science-fiction-movies.com
 
2014-06-10 10:13:35 PM  
Prime Salma is tough to compete with. I give her 8/10 Salmas.
 
2014-06-10 10:18:45 PM  

Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.


Is this more your speed?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-10 10:21:09 PM  

dualplains: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

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Something something weirdest boner right now.



Weird NSFW boner
 
2014-06-10 10:36:00 PM  

mcmnky: dualplains: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

Something something weirdest boner right now.


Weird NSFW boner


See, that just makes me picture the snake fluttering helplessly in the next frame as she accidentally rips a big one.

/... what?
 
2014-06-10 10:36:13 PM  

mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?

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2014-06-10 10:51:01 PM  
She's nice but she's no Jynx Maze.
 
2014-06-10 10:52:41 PM  
That chick is a hot Latina, that's why!

/Hot Latinas for the win.
 
2014-06-10 11:01:00 PM  
Eiza Gonzalez = Our sun

Salma Hayek = VY Canis Majoris

*drops geek mic and walks away*
 
2014-06-10 11:06:36 PM  

mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?


Indeed, you have redeemed yourself kindest sir!
 
2014-06-10 11:11:11 PM  

Cymbal: mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?

Indeed, you have redeemed yourself kindest sir!


:)

Old School NSFW fish nets and snake scale
 
2014-06-10 11:32:24 PM  

mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?

Indeed, you have redeemed yourself kindest sir!

:)

Old School NSFW fish nets and snake scale


Zorita is freaking classic. Nice post.
 
2014-06-10 11:35:41 PM  
Have we reached peak Selma Hayek?


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2014-06-11 12:02:40 AM  

Bane of Broone: mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?

Indeed, you have redeemed yourself kindest sir!

:)

Old School NSFW fish nets and snake scale

Zorita is freaking classic. Nice post.


Things which sound dirty but aren't:

taking the snake out for a walk

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2014-06-11 12:59:42 AM  

Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.


Gotta Go with this.
 
2014-06-11 01:01:11 AM  

mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.

Is this more your speed?

Indeed, you have redeemed yourself kindest sir!

:)

Old School NSFW fish nets and snake scale


Very nice.
 
2014-06-11 01:07:00 AM  
Csb

I was randomly flipping movie channels about 10 years ago when I saw this movie had just started and I thought I would check it out. I had heard of this movie bit knew nothing about it. So, I start watching it and it seems like a decent movie about some guys on the run from the law. They get to the bar and I thought "maybe something really bad is going to happen at this bar and it will give the half decent guy a chance to be a good guy". I had no idea I was kind of right. Then, all the sudden, vampires show up out of no where and things go to hell. I remember it blowing my mind because I did not see that turn at all. I was very lucky that no one had ruined that part of the movie. It made it a very good movie for me.
 
2014-06-11 03:15:24 AM  
I have to say that I really enjoyed the show overall, even if the last couple of episodes seemed a bit of a letdown.

I really enjoyed the early episodes, especially the use of instant flashbacks to show the same scene through the point of view of another character.
 
2014-06-11 06:21:01 AM  

Wellon Dowd: She's nice but she's no Jynx Maze.


First round is on me.
 
2014-06-11 07:13:44 AM  

mcmnky: Snake thread?

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PNSFW..better safe than farked


Dat stomach!

/and the rest too
 
2014-06-11 07:26:45 AM  
Wait...there's a From Dusk Till Dawn TV show?  Is it as utterly shiatty as the sequels to the movie?
 
2014-06-11 07:44:26 AM  
Snakeskin can be used as a bookmark
 
2014-06-11 08:28:46 AM  

mrlewish: mcmnky: Snake thread?

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...And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake"...
 
2014-06-11 08:28:50 AM  

mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.You


You know, her eyes have no "depth", like there is no intelligence or understanding behind them.  Mean thing to say, I know, but it would explain the hairstyle.
 
2014-06-11 09:56:43 AM  

Empty H: Csb

I was randomly flipping movie channels about 10 years ago when I saw this movie had just started and I thought I would check it out. I had heard of this movie bit knew nothing about it. So, I start watching it and it seems like a decent movie about some guys on the run from the law. They get to the bar and I thought "maybe something really bad is going to happen at this bar and it will give the half decent guy a chance to be a good guy". I had no idea I was kind of right. Then, all the sudden, vampires show up out of no where and things go to hell. I remember it blowing my mind because I did not see that turn at all. I was very lucky that no one had ruined that part of the movie. It made it a very good movie for me.


had the exact same experience when I first saw the film.  Wife just rented it when it first came out on video, I had no idea what I was in for, seemed like a very basic tarantino movie until Santanico vamped out.

Having said that, this chick playing the new Santanico is every bit as gorgeous as Salma was back in the day, and is more gorgeous than Salma is currently - because you can't beat youth.  Salma is a handsome woman, but she has aged.

The show itself is a fun watch, I enjoyed the season and look forward to the next.
 
2014-06-11 10:11:04 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.You

You know, her eyes have no "depth", like there is no intelligence or understanding behind them.  Mean thing to say, I know, but it would explain the hairstyle.


It's a very specific analysis based on a picture
 
2014-06-11 10:46:30 AM  
Rann Xerox: Eiza Gonzalez = Our sun

Salma Hayek = VY Canis Majoris



Uh, Salma Hayek is Vince Young's Big Dog?

Wha?


/snerk
 
2014-06-11 11:15:25 AM  

Cymbal: mcmnky: All the following are NSFW.

Red Viper

Black Adder

Cobra Commander

Monty Python (the snake, not the programming language)

The only thing feminine about her is her breasts and hoohah. She has a man's build, and we'd appreciate it if you don't post any more photos of her.


That ass and those eyes tell me otherwise. I farking love a bald chic and I'm pretty sure I'd have a good time with her.
 
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