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(Prince George Free Press)   Hotel amenities: on-premises restaurant, nearby shopping, inordinate amount of bees   ( ) divider line 30
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1976 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2014 at 12:26 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-10 11:23:52 PM  
They just have to find the right way to spin it. "Come try our complimentary breakfast in the lounge from 6-10. Guaranteed fresh honey or your room is free!"
2014-06-11 12:28:04 AM  
2014-06-11 12:30:46 AM  
2014-06-11 12:31:17 AM  
Does the hotel serve its coffee like it serves its women, covered in bees?
2014-06-11 12:31:21 AM  
"Where the fark am I staying? I'm covered in beeeeees!"
2014-06-11 12:32:22 AM  
I do believe that qualifies as the shortest "article" I've ever read on Fark.

I guess they pay by the article instead of by the word
2014-06-11 12:39:20 AM
"Yes maam, I'm the bell hop. Room 107, correct? Right this way!"
2014-06-11 12:39:38 AM  
How much for the little girl?
2014-06-11 12:39:48 AM  
"I won't tell you the name of the hotel, but there are two bees involved."

/RIP Mitch
2014-06-11 12:40:18 AM
2014-06-11 12:43:26 AM  
I heard room 1408 is interesting.
2014-06-11 12:52:40 AM  
2014-06-11 12:54:21 AM  
Are those african american bees? Cause I don't trust them for some reason.
2014-06-11 01:01:07 AM
2014-06-11 01:10:38 AM
2014-06-11 01:31:56 AM

/only reason I come into bee threads is these pix
2014-06-11 01:33:02 AM  

Emposter: [ image 394x222]

And somehow I didn't see yours.

I'll blame this one you:

fark you, you bastard.

/i feel better now
2014-06-11 02:30:39 AM
2014-06-11 02:31:26 AM  
More motel related than bee-ish: One time the G/F and I were traveling, stopped at a motel, were hardly in the door when she adjusted a tilted mirror over the dresser....

And a very nastily-sticky-looking copy of "Juggs" magazine fell out from behind the mirror.

"WTF? Is this some sort of very bizarre Gideon's thing?" A porno mag behind every mirror in hotels across the world?
2014-06-11 02:32:07 AM  
That article was so detailed, I don't know if I can soak it all in.
2014-06-11 02:34:35 AM
2014-06-11 03:54:00 AM  
2014-06-11 05:20:41 AM  
I'm sorry, Bernard, I ate all your bees..
2014-06-11 06:45:34 AM  

spill_thrill: <img src=" ">

Fark's not on board.
2014-06-11 07:11:39 AM  
Amount of bees? Like 24 ounces?
2014-06-11 09:12:52 AM  
2014-06-11 09:21:22 AM  
Am I in before little Nicky?
2014-06-11 11:08:43 AM  
Why couldn't be hookers from the Bunny Ranch, Mom? It's always bees or something I don't want near my special place ..
2014-06-11 11:23:04 AM  

Emposter: [ image 394x222]

Came for this. Leaving satisfied. Thank you.
2014-06-11 12:49:15 PM  
Hive disease had been causing havoc among the insects this year - they should just let them bee.

/don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out
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