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(Sun Sentinel)   "Overall, it's a great neighborhood, but the boa constrictor on the loose has some people concerned for their safety"   ( divider line
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1725 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2014 at 9:41 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-10 07:41:16 PM  
Overall?  Over all what -- the snakes?  They got on planes you basic-minded jerkwad!
2014-06-10 09:58:15 PM  
Yor mother just announced her plans to vacation in The Boca
2014-06-10 09:59:36 PM  

staplermofo: Overall?  Over all what -- the snakes?  They got on planes you basic-minded jerkwad!

Changing language patterns frightens and confuses you too? Here, have a fresh belt onion.
2014-06-10 10:03:12 PM  
If the wild animal roaming your farking South Florida neighborhood is only a boa constrictor, you should feel relieved.

/save the concern for when your moran neighbor starts shooting at it
2014-06-10 10:03:15 PM

Vote yes on Bond "S"
2014-06-10 10:05:35 PM  
Don't they have a leash law?
2014-06-10 10:18:23 PM  
Residents: "Ahhh! It's a.... snake! Oh, it's a snake!"
2014-06-10 10:24:14 PM  
Guard your root-beer.
2014-06-10 10:28:56 PM  
Oh man.  I've been posting all my snake pics over there

Too big to possssst
2014-06-10 11:17:02 PM  
Not impressed with pythons any longer?
2014-06-10 11:33:36 PM  
Shel Silverstein particularly concerned.
2014-06-10 11:52:17 PM  

"AAAAAAahhh, it can open doors!"
2014-06-10 11:57:32 PM
2014-06-10 11:57:56 PM  

2wolves: Not impressed with pythons any longer?

To the contrary. Pythons which are longer are more impressive.
2014-06-11 12:19:33 AM  
"Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was Dallas?"
2014-06-11 12:31:52 AM  
This is why you can't have nice furry pets like cats and dogs.
2014-06-11 01:46:42 AM  

boinkingbill: This is why you can't have nice furry pets like cats and dogs.

You can.  You just need to watch them carefully so that you can use a shovel or machete on anything that starts to swallow them whole.  Few stitches and they'll be as good as new.

Here in southwest, you have to be a little more on your toes.  The coyotes will hop a wall, snatch your pet, and jump back over before you have a chance to react.  Same with the eagles.  And if a rattlesnake bites your pet, it is as good as dead.
2014-06-11 04:10:31 AM  
False alarm that's just my dick
2014-06-11 08:57:08 AM  
Cuts down on the coyotes
2014-06-11 11:31:28 AM
2014-06-11 02:36:32 PM

2014-06-11 10:03:32 PM  
I wouldn't worry about a boa constrictor. It's Florida. It'll get eaten by the Burmese pythons before it hurts any one.
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