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(Business Insider)   Portugal tuning up for World Cup by training at NY Jets facility; watch Cristiano Ronaldo throw a football better than both Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez   (businessinsider.com) divider line 18
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2014-06-10 05:59:56 PM
Um..Subby? Tebow hasn't been a Jet for a year or so and Sanchez was signed by another team a few months ago. Mocking the Jets is fine, but can it at least be up-to-date?
 
2014-06-10 06:40:45 PM
Way to set the bar, subby...
 
2014-06-10 07:45:13 PM
What the fark kind of stutter-step sidearm crap was that? My grandmother can throw a football better and she died during the Clinton administration.
 
2014-06-10 08:04:34 PM
But how well can he throw an armored wankball?
 
2014-06-10 08:29:06 PM
Well, we can safely assume that Portugal won't be winning anything now.
 
2014-06-10 10:45:23 PM
because if anything enamates success, it is the new york jets.
 
2014-06-11 12:10:23 AM
Butt fumble slide tackle technique?
 
2014-06-11 05:30:44 AM

ArkAngel: But how well can he throw an armored wankball?


Judging by the response here its safe to say nobody gives a shiat about supposedly the best soccer player around returning. But then this is a USA dominated web site, you can tell by the constant whining about how you should always be nice no matter what.
 
2014-06-11 06:41:59 AM
That's really bad.

I can throw a football better than that, and I suck at sports.
 
2014-06-11 07:09:25 AM

SlothB77: because if anything enamates success, it is the new york jets.


Maybe Jets karma will suck the skill out of the Portuguese team.

/grasping at straws with the best of 'em
 
2014-06-11 08:50:12 AM

Doc Daneeka: That's really bad.

I can throw a football better than that, and I suck at sports.


We don't get to see the target and how accurate his throw was. Who cares if he threw it side-arm if it went where he wanted it to? Too early to judge, need more evidence.
 
2014-06-11 10:27:37 AM
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2014-06-11 12:32:12 PM
3 months TotalFark to the farker who scores the highest in this World Cup game some friends and I made:

http://docs.google.com/forms/d/1QmTBBHCgblPZVXSrZA4kTBP2mpFVF4VAJ2fl s1 79jhM/viewform?usp=send_form

/aloha
 
2014-06-11 12:45:05 PM

grumpfuff: Um..Subby? Tebow hasn't been a Jet for a year or so and Sanchez was signed by another team a few months ago. Mocking the Jets is fine, but can it at least be up-to-date?


He can throw better than Geno Smith and Vinny Testaverde.

Better?
 
2014-06-11 02:05:40 PM
he could probably kick a spiral pass better and more accurately than any of them.
 
2014-06-11 02:28:46 PM

HawaiiE: 3 months TotalFark to the farker who scores the highest in this World Cup game some friends and I made:

http://docs.google.com/forms/d/1QmTBBHCgblPZVXSrZA4kTBP2mpFVF4VAJ2fl s1 79jhM/viewform?usp=send_form

/aloha


That was fun, thanks.
 
2014-06-11 03:26:41 PM

timujin: What the fark kind of stutter-step sidearm crap was that? My grandmother can throw a football better and she died during the Clinton administration.


Can your grandmother strike a free kick the way Ronaldo does?
 
2014-06-11 11:57:04 PM

macadamnut: HawaiiE: 3 months TotalFark to the farker who scores the highest in this World Cup game some friends and I made:
http://docs.google.com/forms/d/1QmTBBHCgblPZVXSrZA4kTBP2mpFVF4VAJ2fl s1 79jhM/viewform?usp=send_form
/aloha

That was fun, thanks.


No problem. Look for a scoreboard in some threads this weekend. Good luck!
 
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