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(Detroit Free Press)   16 employees of Cedar Point Amusement Park tased, arrested for utilizing downtime from sewer main break to hold a 3AM melee in company housing. All those damn Dutch kids from Grand Rapids   (freep.com) divider line 11
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2014-06-10 08:31:13 PM  
4 votes:
Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.
2014-06-10 06:09:16 PM  
4 votes:
Ja'Quan Pittman, 22, of Flint, Mich.

I think I've seen his book...
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2014-06-10 05:44:40 PM  
3 votes:
■  Related: Five can't-miss attractions at Cedar Point this summer

Arraignment, pretrial diversion, bond hearing, presentence report, and... probation interview?
2014-06-10 11:37:37 PM  
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Dang, I don't get in here before the racist asides were made.


Why is that racist? Can only black people have those names? Racist.
2014-06-10 09:49:14 PM  
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Dang, I don't get in here before the racist asides were made.


What, you assume people with those names must be of some non-white race?  Racist.
2014-06-10 08:35:18 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a Dutch kid from Grand Rapids who went to Cedar Point many a summer.

I was hoping to see a list of Vanderveldsmas in the lineup. This was as disappointing as a hot British woman thread.
2014-06-10 05:55:39 PM  
2 votes:
One of them eventually had to be Tasered three times before he would comply with officers' order to get on the ground.

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2014-06-11 07:20:30 AM  
1 votes:

Rye_: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Because you never see a brawl with Charlie, Susan, Matt, John, Kathy, and Josh, right?


That's because Asians rarely brawl in the US.
2014-06-10 09:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, what's happening in this thread?

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2014-06-10 08:48:56 PM  
1 votes:
I am so proud of my state right now.
2014-06-10 08:47:48 PM  
1 votes:
vudukungfu:
Dajon

I read that as "dijon" and thought, "who in the hell would name their kid after mustard?" And then I re-read it and was more confused, because I have no idea where Dajon originates from, other than "I gotta run to da jon before I piss myself..." or some such...
 
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