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(Detroit Free Press)   16 employees of Cedar Point Amusement Park tased, arrested for utilizing downtime from sewer main break to hold a 3AM melee in company housing. All those damn Dutch kids from Grand Rapids   (freep.com) divider line 63
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2014-06-11 02:19:12 AM  
Lots of beautiful tall Dutch ladies in Grand Rapids. Too bad I only come up to their frickin kneecaps.
 
2014-06-11 03:32:57 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Anyone recall the shows? Pay a dollar, sing a song and take home the record? And my favorite, that I wish was still there; log ride?


Thrills by the minute
You can bet
But we're not responsible
If you get wet.

/first went 1967
//the rotor, the Funhouse, the 1906 earthquake
 
2014-06-11 05:57:25 AM  
Ooo I forgot about the funhouse! It's been awhile since I've been to their arcade, but they used to have this old timey game where you controlled a marionette dressed like a bum, while some very early poor man's folk music played. I want very much to have that game in my bar. /enjoy your day at.......Ceeeeeedar point!
 
2014-06-11 06:55:34 AM  

conductormtm: Employee housing? So they lived there?


Yup. There's housing on the inside of the park (which dates back to the 20s, I shiat you not) and, where the fight took place, on the outside right before you get to the bridge to the entrance. The fact that the fight occurred almost doesnt shock me. People are dumb, they have shiatty schedules, and well, not much to do around there. And how do I know this? I worked there 3 seasons as a Games Host in the early/mid '00s. I have both good and bad memories of working there, trust me.

/there's even an unofficial employee bar near the housing (not in the park) outside the park ;)
 
2014-06-11 07:20:30 AM  

Rye_: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Because you never see a brawl with Charlie, Susan, Matt, John, Kathy, and Josh, right?


That's because Asians rarely brawl in the US.
 
2014-06-11 07:53:49 AM  
And now you know why Woody Hayes felt the way he did about Michigan.
 
2014-06-11 08:59:33 AM  

GDubDub: That's because Asians rarely brawl in the US.


QUick, post the names chart, Purell.
 
2014-06-11 09:10:36 AM  

Big Ramifications: Libtard


Really? You're going to use that term in all seriousness?
 
2014-06-11 11:13:52 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Dang, I don't get in here before the racist asides were made.


I think the word you want is racial not racist
 
2014-06-11 11:57:42 AM  

Rye_: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Because you never see a brawl with Charlie, Susan, Matt, John, Kathy, and Josh, right?


Of course not. Asian kids don't get into brawls.
 
2014-06-11 12:33:01 PM  
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Of course not. Asian kids don't get into brawls.

Unless the Honor of their Master & school has been impugned by a rival group in the prefecture...
 
2014-06-11 01:21:24 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Rye_: vudukungfu: Ja'Quan
Sterling
Dajon
Kyreese
DeShaun
Marquise
Lavon
Cashia
Lawanda

uh-huh.

Because you never see a brawl with Charlie, Susan, Matt, John, Kathy, and Josh, right?

Of course not. Asian kids don't get into brawls.


Before Hunger Games, there was:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-11 07:33:05 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Of course not. Asian kids don't get into brawls.


Really?
 
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