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(Huffington Post)   Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 46
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2014-06-10 05:09:49 PM  
shiatty?
 
2014-06-10 05:13:02 PM  
The clitoris?
 
2014-06-10 05:18:53 PM  
Your mom?
 
2014-06-10 05:21:07 PM  

Nabb1: The clitoris?


Doesn't exist.
 
2014-06-10 05:38:53 PM  
s2.postimg.org

Roy Toy detector!!
 
2014-06-10 05:40:10 PM  
Ginger minge?
 
2014-06-10 05:42:00 PM  
The rainbow?
 
2014-06-10 05:54:55 PM  
Umami.

Meaty taste.
 
2014-06-10 05:57:02 PM  
Coed?

I'm spitballing here
 
2014-06-10 06:02:36 PM  
Herpes?
 
2014-06-10 06:04:45 PM  

yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.


That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.
 
2014-06-10 06:06:58 PM  
I thought calcium was the sixth taste. So wouldn't this be the seventh?
 
2014-06-10 06:28:47 PM  
Cheap booze
 
2014-06-10 06:32:15 PM  
 
2014-06-10 06:44:00 PM  
blue?
 
2014-06-10 06:55:43 PM  
Well it's not Miley Cyrus because she's tasteless.
 
2014-06-10 07:33:59 PM  
Lies.
 
2014-06-10 07:34:28 PM  

Nogrhi: Nabb1: The clitoris?

Doesn't exist.


"No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth."
 
2014-06-10 07:39:38 PM  
Great...so they're working on a way for diet foods to tell your body to prepare for incoming energy, but that energy will not be forthcoming. So...diet foods that cause a crash? Lovely.
 
2014-06-10 07:44:20 PM  
I wonder what the metabolic effects are.
Would the taste of a dense carbohydrate tell the liver to stop making sugar (if yours does that much)?
Or would it have the opposite effect and cause your body to make more insulin?
This is interesting for those on diabetic or low carb diets.
 
2014-06-10 07:46:01 PM  
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can

/OCD-like rage detected
 
2014-06-10 07:48:59 PM  

SmackLT: Coed?

I'm spitballing here


Go on...
 
2014-06-10 07:49:00 PM  

unyon: yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.

That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.


The scientific name is candida albicans.
 
2014-06-10 07:49:51 PM  
Cooter.
 
2014-06-10 07:59:04 PM  
Bacon?
 
2014-06-10 07:59:39 PM  
Tits and wine.
 
2014-06-10 08:06:12 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Tits and wine.


Tits and champagne.

/classy
 
2014-06-10 08:29:45 PM  
i0.huffpost.com

What a human tongue may look like.
 
2014-06-10 08:38:38 PM  
Thanks guys... This thread was a lot of fun.
 
2014-06-10 08:38:58 PM  
Iocaine powder?
 
2014-06-10 08:42:01 PM  
Yodeling at the canyon.
 
2014-06-10 08:54:56 PM  
The difference between commercial beer and urine?
 
2014-06-10 10:16:38 PM  
It's not rocket surgery. Saliva contains amylase, which breaks down starches into simple sugars.
 
2014-06-10 10:24:31 PM  

Lochsteppe: unyon: yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.

That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.

The scientific name is candida albicans.


I was talking about sweet, sweet, poontang.   Candida Albicans is the stinkmitt variety.
 
2014-06-10 10:29:39 PM  
And what is the "carbohydrate" flavor? Doughy? Grainy? Who knows?
 
2014-06-10 10:33:34 PM  

buckler: And what is the "carbohydrate" flavor? Doughy? Grainy? Who knows?


I'm imaging it tastes like Louie Anderson.
 
2014-06-10 10:34:21 PM  
Hops.
 
2014-06-10 10:42:57 PM  

mcmnky: buckler: And what is the "carbohydrate" flavor? Doughy? Grainy? Who knows?

I'm imaging it tastes like Louie Anderson.


At first I read that as "Laurie Anderson". I started thinking about all the ham sandwiches...in the next room.
 
2014-06-10 11:04:20 PM  

unyon: yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.

That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.


i291.photobucket.com

Would like to subscribe to your Stars and Stripes Newsletter
 
2014-06-10 11:44:59 PM  
I was totally guessing semen.
 
2014-06-11 02:20:40 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Herpes?


I was gonna say "warts."


unyon: Lochsteppe: unyon: yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.

That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.

The scientific name is candida albicans.

I was talking about sweet, sweet, poontang.   Candida Albicans is the stinkmitt variety.


One word: clothes pin.


syrynxx: Well it's not Miley Cyrus because she's tasteless.


I'd love to go down on her.

But for me to get it up for Miley she'd have to regain about 20-30#. OTOH all Kim Kardashian would have to do is strip off all that makeup.

But the only thing I ever experienced Miley singing was "Jolene" on Youtube. For that she had a decent voice. And "Jolene" is one of those songs that make me cry, maybe even if Morrissey sang it.

What does it say about me that I've never been in a comparable situation (as a troubled yoof my jealous fantasies ran more toward knife-play than anguished begging) but still "Jolene" reduces me to tears? But in real life I'd probably say "Dude, for 3 handles (1.75L jugs) of Sobieski vodka you're welcome to keep the biatch." Who needs a woman when you've got 100% Dankowski rye?

Oh. Before I have one more classic daiquiri and choke to death on my toothbrush, it wouldn't take much booze before I could make a video of myself sitting on an empty bottle. How drunk would youse Farkers have to be before Paypalling me $10 [each] to see it?
 
2014-06-11 07:42:43 AM  
Gotta say, my first thought was `shiat?`
 
2014-06-11 10:03:29 AM  
Tears?
 
2014-06-11 10:24:21 AM  
I taste dead people...
 
2014-06-11 10:51:42 AM  

Lochsteppe: unyon: yanceylebeef: Umami.

Meaty taste.

That's what they meant by savoury.

The newly discovered taste sense is poontang.

The scientific name is candida albicans.


Ha nice.
 
2014-06-11 02:31:48 PM  
Budussy? It's budussy isn't it?
 
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