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(New York Daily News)   If you're about to embark on a passionate threesome in a car, make sure at least one of you keeps an eye on the handbrake   (nydailynews.com) divider line 36
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2014-06-10 03:21:50 PM
Well, well.  This is timely.

It just so happens that I was making a check list for my passionate car threesome.

Car.   Check.
Secluded spot.  Check
Handbrake lock.  Check
Woman 1.
Woman 2.


I'm more than 50% ready!
 
2014-06-10 03:34:22 PM
That dudes a baller. In a country that has more men than women, he gets two?
 
2014-06-10 03:37:58 PM
That's not how you do a Chinese fire drill.
 
2014-06-10 04:55:34 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Well, well.  This is timely.

It just so happens that I was making a check list for my passionate car threesome.

Car.   Check.
Secluded spot.  Check
Handbrake lock.  Check
Woman 1.
Woman 2.


I'm more than 50% ready!


Your list does not appear to contain a chicken costume.  I don't think it's complete.
 
2014-06-10 04:55:41 PM
That was either a big hill or a crappy car.
 
2014-06-10 04:57:03 PM

toraque: I_Am_Weasel: Well, well.  This is timely.

It just so happens that I was making a check list for my passionate car threesome.

Car.   Check.
Secluded spot.  Check
Handbrake lock.  Check
Woman 1.
Woman 2.


I'm more than 50% ready!

Your list does not appear to contain a chicken costume.  I don't think it's complete.


or a time machine.  i think i brought this up before.
 
2014-06-10 04:57:47 PM
That's it, I'm moving to china.
 
2014-06-10 04:58:10 PM
Here, let me show you what this handbrake can be used for...
 
2014-06-10 04:58:17 PM
Supplies!
 
2014-06-10 04:58:40 PM
Handbrake?  I always assumed it was the shift knob that got the workout.
 
2014-06-10 04:58:46 PM

sithon: That dudes a baller. In a country that has more men than women, he gets two?


I was thinking the same thing. I hope he gets a do over on this one day.
 
2014-06-10 05:00:17 PM
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2014-06-10 05:04:58 PM
Not only did he get a threesome, he has media coverage as proof.
 
2014-06-10 05:06:55 PM
Fireman 1:  I think she's seriously injured
Fireman 2:  Yeah, look at that gash.
 
2014-06-10 05:07:39 PM
How the hell do you have a three way in a vehicle that isn't a van?

/has a van
//room enough for 7
 
2014-06-10 05:08:06 PM
Must have been some threesome if he gave both of them a limp.
 
2014-06-10 05:08:17 PM

pute kisses like a man: toraque: I_Am_Weasel: Well, well.  This is timely.

It just so happens that I was making a check list for my passionate car threesome.

Car.   Check.
Secluded spot.  Check
Handbrake lock.  Check
Woman 1.
Woman 2.


I'm more than 50% ready!

Your list does not appear to contain a chicken costume.  I don't think it's complete.

or a time machine.  i think i brought this up before.


Wait a minute... so y'all are telling me the reason I haven't won the Powerball is because I haven't gotten a chicken costume yet?
 
2014-06-10 05:08:49 PM
The girls were paying too much attention to the gearshift.
 
2014-06-10 05:13:23 PM

bbcard1: Fireman 1:  I think she's seriously injured
Fireman 2:  Yeah, look at that gash.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-10 05:18:16 PM
The risks involved have been known since 1977.
 
2014-06-10 05:19:58 PM

Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you have a three way in a vehicle that isn't a van?

/has a van
//room enough for 7


Hell, I got lucky in my own car (a 4-door) a few weeks ago, and I had to push (AND lean!) the front seats all the way forward to have enough room to think about it.

Granted, I'm 6'4 and not thin, but she's only 5'3ish; to think we coulda fit someone else in there is N-V-T-S nuts!
 
2014-06-10 05:26:48 PM
Just how steep was that hill?
 
2014-06-10 05:30:28 PM
And not one comment about having sex in an uncomfortable place??
Come on, Fark!
 
2014-06-10 05:47:15 PM

Resident Muslim: And not one comment about having sex in an uncomfortable place??
Come on, Fark!


China is is comfy for Chinese
 
2014-06-10 05:48:26 PM

Dr Dreidel: Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you have a three way in a vehicle that isn't a van?

/has a van
//room enough for 7

Hell, I got lucky in my own car (a 4-door) a few weeks ago, and I had to push (AND lean!) the front seats all the way forward to have enough room to think about it.

Granted, I'm 6'4 and not thin, but she's only 5'3ish; to think we coulda fit someone else in there is N-V-T-S nuts!


Heh, I have a full sized bed, surround sound and a TV.  It's almost as though vans were made for shaggin'
 
2014-06-10 05:59:30 PM

Dr Dreidel: Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you have a three way in a vehicle that isn't a van?

/has a van
//room enough for 7

Hell, I got lucky in my own car (a 4-door) a few weeks ago, and I had to push (AND lean!) the front seats all the way forward to have enough room to think about it.

Granted, I'm 6'4 and not thin, but she's only 5'3ish; to think we coulda fit someone else in there is N-V-T-S nuts!


Nice "History of the World Part I" reference!
 
2014-06-10 06:04:22 PM

sithon: That dudes a baller. In a country that has more men than women, he gets two?


Well, he was almost a baller...
 
2014-06-10 06:20:53 PM
If you're about to embark on a passionate threesome in a car, make sure at least one of you keeps an eye on the handbrake

Prudent advice no matter where the threesome takes place.
 
2014-06-10 06:49:51 PM
Lightweights; try in a Karmaghia or a Corvair! Those were the days.
 
2014-06-10 06:58:44 PM

Swampmaster: Lightweights; try in a Karmaghia Karmann Ghia or a Corvair! Those were the days.


FTFY
 
2014-06-10 08:00:11 PM
I wonder if they planned on having "Four-on-the-Floorgasms"?
 
2014-06-10 10:07:44 PM
Thats one way to kill an evening.
 
2014-06-11 02:12:15 AM

bbcard1: Fireman 1:  I think she's seriously injured
Fireman 2:  Yeah, look at that gash.


CSTBF (Cool story told by friend):

He was sitting on the couch watching TV when his stepsister came out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped in a fairly short towel.  She put her foot up on the table, making everything visible under the towel, and said "Look how bad I cut my leg shaving".  He looked up at her and said "Yep, that's a nasty looking gash you've got there."

She was both "embarassed" and very unamused.  He was 20, she was 14, and he had zero interest in her.
 
2014-06-11 08:04:35 AM

Swampmaster: Lightweights; try in a Karmaghia or a Corvair! Those were the days.


"Were"?  Hell, I'm gonna try this in my Corvair this weekend.
 
2014-06-11 09:28:09 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Swampmaster: Lightweights; try in a Karmaghia or a Corvair! Those were the days.

"Were"?  Hell, I'm gonna try this in my Corvair this weekend.


Well, do be careful.  I remember reading that those things are Unsafe For Any Peen.
 
2014-06-11 04:27:12 PM

Deucednuisance: Unsafe For Any Peen.


*snerk*
 
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