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(WTOP)   My name it Eric Olaniyan. Much nice vehicle you have there. I am willing to pay top dollar in gold for your vehicle. Please contact me at freestolenvehicles shippedtoafrica .com   (wtop.com) divider line 18
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2014-06-11 06:23:26 AM  
First I gave my life fortune to a Nigerian Prince, now they want my car too?
 
2014-06-11 06:32:49 AM  
As I recall from my shipping days, it's actually wicked hard to get a car into most African nations. Particularly Djibouti.

/The capital of Diibouti is Djibouti.
 
2014-06-11 06:34:30 AM  
Those pesky Nigers.
 
2014-06-11 06:41:33 AM  

mike_d85: As I recall from my shipping days, it's actually wicked hard to get a car into most African nations. Particularly Djibouti.

/The capital of Diibouti is Djibouti.


Not to worry. They will send a trusted rep to help after you cash the generous money wire they send you.
 
2014-06-11 07:09:31 AM  

Creoena: First I gave my life fortune to a Nigerian Prince, now they want my car too?


Hey, you don't expect all those Nigerian Princes to move all those millions by hand do you?
 
2014-06-11 07:44:30 AM  
Fifty-three-year-old Eric Olaniyan of Laurel was also ordered to pay $65,000 in restitution at sentencing Monday in federal court in Baltimore. Prosecutors say Olaniyan, a citizen of Nigeria who is in the United States illegally, will face deportation proceedings after he completes his sentence.

Once again, one of the reasons God doesn't want me to be wealthy. I would pay that guy's restitution so they could deport him right away. He's probably planning to pay $25 a month, so it would be really funny to see the INS roll up on him and tell him his debt's been paid and here is your plane ticket.

The other two reasons are hookers and sponsoring a 500 mile race where the drivers all have Kia Rios. The Rios PITA 500. The flag drops on Memorial Day weekend and everyone just checks back during the summer to see how it's going.
 
2014-06-11 08:02:32 AM  
Darn, now I'll never get the $18.3 million he promised me.
 
2014-06-11 08:14:41 AM  
According to his plea agreement, Olaniyan and others hired people to steal cars, then stored then on parking lots before arranging to put the vehicles in shipping containers at the Port of Baltimore.

Where no one, apparently, gives a crap about the contents of their shipping containers.
 
2014-06-11 08:36:21 AM  
I was wondering where my Mom's 1976 El Camino went.
 
2014-06-11 08:55:34 AM  
One of the advantages to driving a POS, not even Nigerian car thieves want it.
 
2014-06-11 09:11:44 AM  

bucket_pup: I was wondering where my Mom's 1976 El Camino went.


Whoa that sucks. We had some great times in that car.
 
2014-06-11 09:14:14 AM  
This is small time stuff.  It's much easier to get ripped off by the clowns selling gold coins on TV, preying on the elderly.

/The economy, trillions in debt, other unrelated facts, everyone panic!
//30% to 100% markups on bullion!
 
2014-06-11 09:40:15 AM  
Somebody should start a social media campaign. #BringBackOurCars
 
2014-06-11 11:01:15 AM  
That sounds legit.

/you can tell by the pixels
 
2014-06-11 11:17:08 AM  
Shipping stolen cars out of the port of Baltimore, were these the inside guys?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-11 12:20:54 PM  
Is ripping off Whitey a class in Nigerian schools?
 
2014-06-11 04:01:10 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: bucket_pup: I was wondering where my Mom's 1976 El Camino went.

Whoa that sucks. We had some great times in that car.


Sick burn.
 
2014-06-11 05:49:12 PM  
21 months for multiple GTA? That doesn't sound like BS at all ... Should have gotten 2 - 5 years for each count.
 
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