Raoul Eaton: I'm so relieved to be at the top of the food chain in the region where I live.//except for those farking microorganisms--they'll get me sooner or later
tlars699: Snatched, you say? Not pushed?
Prof. Frink: tlars699: Snatched, you say? Not pushed?Oh, snap.
no icon tact: Rub ya head up against those taste buds!
pendy575: So people acting like the apex predators we are is a problem for you?
MrHappyRotter: What that croc did to that man, my boyfriend's ass did to my cock. But enough about gay sex. A dude is dead, and I'm still looking for my dick.
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