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(Newser)   Man snatched out of boat by crocodile found in entirely predictable place   (newser.com) divider line 42
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2014-06-10 05:00:31 PM  
Boise?
 
2014-06-10 06:28:19 PM  
I'm so relieved to be at the top of the food chain in the region where I live.

//except for those farking microorganisms--they'll get me sooner or later
 
2014-06-10 06:29:15 PM  
A pub?
 
2014-06-10 06:29:31 PM  
I used to paddle in the Everglades a lot. Thank god there's just about zero risk of a truly wild gator attacking.

/stay away from boat ramps and fishing docks, lemme tell ya
 
2014-06-10 06:29:33 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2014-06-10 06:30:46 PM  

gopher321: Boise?


Nah, the gators are a bit further east in Hagarman
 
2014-06-10 06:33:20 PM  
I think the real joke here is Kakadu, they should've gone with the originally proposed Kakadudu.
 
2014-06-10 06:33:47 PM  
They're gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2014-06-10 06:34:40 PM  
Croco-doo?
 
2014-06-10 06:36:37 PM  
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7% of readers found this story "Hilarious".


Raoul Eaton: I'm so relieved to be at the top of the food chain in the region where I live.

//except for those farking microorganisms--they'll get me sooner or later


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2014-06-10 06:37:15 PM  
He's climbin in your rowboat
and snatchin yo people up
tryin to eat 'em
so ya'll need to hide yo kids
hide yo wifes
and hide yo husbands
cuz they eaten everybody out here
 
2014-06-10 06:38:07 PM  
It's in Australia so the death certificate will say he died of natural causes.
 
2014-06-10 06:40:22 PM  
Just as I suspected...
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2014-06-10 06:41:00 PM  
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2014-06-10 06:46:52 PM  
Snatched, you say? Not pushed?
 
2014-06-10 06:47:23 PM  
*BOOM* SURPRISE CROCODILE!
 
2014-06-10 06:48:44 PM  
People feeding predators out of boats leads to predators associating boats with food. Who could have guessed it?
 
2014-06-10 06:54:13 PM  
Starring in a Crocodile Dundee remake?
 
2014-06-10 07:00:48 PM  
 
2014-06-10 07:02:41 PM  

tlars699: Snatched, you say? Not pushed?


Oh, snap.
 
2014-06-10 07:07:28 PM  
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2014-06-10 07:07:47 PM  

Prof. Frink: tlars699: Snatched, you say? Not pushed?

Oh, snap.


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Indubitably, good fellow. Indubitably.
 
2014-06-10 07:22:10 PM  
Trapdoor alligator?

www.somethingpositive.net
 
2014-06-10 07:22:49 PM  
I'm reading this over breakfast at a cafe in Darwin, Northern Territory, so getting a kick, etc. It was front page news here yesterday.

According to a crocodile guy I spoke with yesterday on the Adelaide River, this happened pretty far off the beaten track so these salties (they shot two during the search) had probably not had much interaction with people. He also said crocodiles don't really get conditioned like other predators. They pretty much take any noise or movement in the water as a potential food source. Then they give it a test bite to see if it's something they want.

Then he proved this point by sticking a bamboo pole into the mouth of a 500 kilo wild croc. It bit down pretty gently (for a crocodile) and immediately let go.

If only the guy in the story had a bamboo arm, he'd still be here today.
 
2014-06-10 07:24:47 PM  
If you carried a real knife it wouldn't be a problem
 
2014-06-10 07:34:30 PM  
What that croc did to that man, my boyfriend's ass did to my cock. But enough about gay sex. A dude is dead, and I'm still looking for my dick.
 
2014-06-10 07:44:46 PM  
Crikey!
 
2014-06-10 07:47:06 PM  
The backseat of a Volkswagen?
 
2014-06-10 08:09:34 PM  

Prof. Frink: tlars699: Snatched, you say? Not pushed?

Oh, snap.


In Cooinga.
 
2014-06-10 08:28:21 PM  
croc : , obviously. Or if he hadn't finished digesting, maybe in the  ;
 
2014-06-10 09:19:40 PM  
crunchy and good with ketchup, man--oh wait, the crunchy part's the boat.
still good
burp
 
2014-06-10 09:25:36 PM  
What a crock.
 
2014-06-10 09:52:16 PM  
I really hate people sometimes. Problem: man gets eaten by crocodile. Solution: kill crocodiles, because how dare they be in their natural habitat before we got there.
 
2014-06-10 10:09:00 PM  
So people acting like the apex predators we are is a problem for you?
 
2014-06-10 10:14:55 PM  
 
2014-06-10 10:30:21 PM  
he was attacked by what police say was a 15.5-foot-long crocodile

Pretty accurate estimate of its length.

/they'll never go fishing with me
//yes! the one that got away was over three feet long
 
2014-06-10 11:09:45 PM  
Crocodiles and snakes which are fully protected species here, provide a great service - culling idiots.
 
2014-06-11 12:00:13 AM  
Australia gets gold in the men's-being-eaten-by-a-crocodile event.

Did he sauce his head with the fish sauce or did he settle for the simple béarnaise ?
 
2014-06-11 12:10:14 AM  

no icon tact: Rub ya head up against those taste buds!


Beat me by only two hours on the Python reference....
 
2014-06-11 12:11:38 AM  

pendy575: So people acting like the apex predators we are is a problem for you?


Not for the crocodile, obviously.
 
2014-06-11 12:48:05 AM  

MrHappyRotter: What that croc did to that man, my boyfriend's ass did to my cock. But enough about gay sex. A dude is dead, and I'm still looking for my dick.


You know this isn't 4chan right ?
 
2014-06-11 02:23:25 PM  
He was delicious.
 
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