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(Newser)   Michael Jackson's kids to get $8 million allowance, even though they haven't made their beds in, like, weeks   (newser.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-10 02:31:45 PM  
How many razors can Paris buy with that to cut herself?

/too soon?

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2014-06-10 03:27:39 PM  
Pfft.  Like Jackson ever cared if a child's bed was made.
 
2014-06-10 04:41:54 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Pfft.  Like Jackson ever cared if a child's bed was made.


Jackson probably did care about the bed being made:

"Well, you made your own bed.  Now you have to lie in it......  with me."
 
2014-06-10 04:42:28 PM  
OK, that bit about his obsession with Caulken is a bit creepy.
 
2014-06-10 04:43:07 PM  
Blanket is 12 already?
 
2014-06-10 04:47:42 PM  
Those kids won't grow up to be farked up adults. Nope, not at all.

That whole family is about a half bubble off from plumb
 
2014-06-10 04:53:58 PM  
Let's just hope they get some sound financial advice from someone not in the family. Especially LaToya.
 
2014-06-10 04:54:36 PM  
Nobody talking about how hot Paris is?
 
2014-06-10 05:02:37 PM  
So who's the father?
 
2014-06-10 05:06:03 PM  

Buttknuckle: Nobody talking about how hot Paris is?


She's stunning. But she's 16 so we're not allowed to notice yet.
 
2014-06-10 05:52:45 PM  
How long until we get a Paris sex tape?
 
2014-06-10 06:02:11 PM  

Profedius: How long until we get a Paris sex tape?


-11 years.
 
2014-06-10 06:27:02 PM  

Dragonflew: Buttknuckle: Nobody talking about how hot Paris is?

She's stunning. But she's 16 so we're not allowed to notice yet.


She's the same age as that Arial Winters girl.
 
2014-06-10 06:48:42 PM  

Buttknuckle: Dragonflew: Buttknuckle: Nobody talking about how hot Paris is?

She's stunning. But she's 16 so we're not allowed to notice yet.

She's the same age as that Arial Winters girl.


Winter is *coming*
 
2014-06-10 07:38:42 PM  

Buttknuckle: Dragonflew: Buttknuckle: Nobody talking about how hot Paris is?

She's stunning. But she's 16 so we're not allowed to notice yet.

She's the same age as that Arial Winters girl.


I demand pictorial comparison. (For research purposes ofcourse)
 
2014-06-10 07:47:49 PM  

rjakobi: Let's just hope they get some sound financial advice from someone not in the family. Especially LaToya.


Randy?
 
2014-06-10 08:38:10 PM  
What a Paris Jackson may look like.

www.vancouversun.com

/hot link
//go Riders
///suck it Bombers
////yay slashies!
 
2014-06-10 11:38:23 PM  

rjakobi: Let's just hope they get some sound financial advice from someone not in the family. Especially LaToya.


Didn't the brother buy a half million dollar sports car even though he doesn't even have a job? Its nice to have a dead relative that supports everyone else.
 
2014-06-11 12:04:32 AM  
Oh come on subby.  At least one of those beds generally has a Blanket on it, at least.
 
2014-06-11 08:38:07 AM  
Actually, those things listed don't sound outrageous at all considering they are all multi-millionaires.  Almost frugal even.
 
2014-06-11 10:10:53 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Actually, those things listed don't sound outrageous at all considering they are all multi-millionaires.  Almost frugal even.


Well, their dad bought literally every single thing he ever saw in a store (if not the store itself) and they saw where that lead...

These kids grew up too secluded to live the obnoxious entitled douche-bag lifestyle.  I'm looking at you, Jaden Smith.
 
2014-06-11 11:10:02 AM  

Dragonflew: Profedius: How long until we get a Paris sex tape?

-11 years.


*Smiles*

Wrong Paris.
 
2014-06-11 02:37:58 PM  
He (Prince) wants to save enough money to buy back his father's Neverland Ranch, currently in control of creditors with an asking price of $35 million.

From the pics I've seen, that was a pretty cool place.
 
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