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(CNN) NewsFlash Oh good, I was worried we'd get through a week without a school shooting. I don't handle change well   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-06-10 02:01:23 PM  
To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.
 
2014-06-10 02:01:24 PM  
Find out who owns the guns. Charge them as accessories to the murder.
 
2014-06-10 02:01:30 PM  
HOURS-OLD NEWS IS SO  img1.fark.net
 
2014-06-10 02:01:34 PM  
gosh dang it
 
2014-06-10 02:01:47 PM  
without checking, assuming this is reynolds
/submitted with better headline 2 hours ago
/sad for my old h.s.
/third slashie is getting kind of tired of this shiat
 
2014-06-10 02:01:53 PM  
Just the price to pay to ensure good guys with guns can kick the asses of bad guys with guns, or something. Honestly, what's the point of having 500 posts rehashing the same stuff over and over again when nothing will change?
 
2014-06-10 02:02:04 PM  
I can't wait for the playing cards. I love collecting sets.
 
2014-06-10 02:02:14 PM  
A week? More like a day. Damn this is getting to be very depressing.
 
2014-06-10 02:02:18 PM  
In before whining about emphasis on the term 'semi-automatic'
 
2014-06-10 02:02:39 PM  
"GLOCK" ... *drink*
 
2014-06-10 02:02:40 PM  
static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-06-10 02:02:41 PM  

Scene w/parents resembles an auction. Deputies are spotters. Parent raises hand when child is recognized #RHshooting pic.twitter.com/tSvhZgGYgI

- The Oregonian (@Oregonian) June 10, 2014

pbs.twimg.com

Jesus christ.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:05 PM  

Valiente: I can't wait for the playing cards. I love collecting sets.


you'll get a new set every year it looks like.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:16 PM  

AspectRatio: To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.


i904.photobucket.com

Remember how California's strict gun laws prevented that tragedy last month?  Oh wait...they didn't.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:24 PM  
I am satisfied with my circus. Now provide me my bread!
 
2014-06-10 02:03:40 PM  
**** INSERT SHOOTING THREAD COMMENTS ****

Here, just create a macro based on the last couple dozen of these threads.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:41 PM  

AspectRatio: To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.


Depends on the facts.  If the kid who was killed was a bullied who pushed the shooter too far, then this is a good thing for society.  Send a message to bullies that your actions have consequences.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:55 PM  
My response?


You stupid son of a biatch, what the hell is wrong with you? If you had taught your daughter how to have and use a weapon, she might still be alive.
 
2014-06-10 02:03:57 PM  
Is it really a "school shooting" if it's actually a targeted murder, just involving a gun?  As opposed to indiscriminate killing.
 
2014-06-10 02:04:03 PM  

Toxic Park: A week? More like a day. Damn this is getting to be very depressing.


More like hours lately.  But as long as i have my gun on me at all times i'm safe!! Right! Right?
 
2014-06-10 02:04:06 PM  
Fark you, NRA
 
2014-06-10 02:04:07 PM  
When are they going to start a 24/7 all shooting cable channel?
 
2014-06-10 02:04:19 PM  

AspectRatio: To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.


You're welcome.
 
2014-06-10 02:04:21 PM  
I'm usually not for gun control, but at this point, can we just round them all up for a week or so until everyone calms the fark down?
 
2014-06-10 02:04:29 PM  
 
2014-06-10 02:04:30 PM  
Now we know, for sure, which topic will be avoided in the November elections.
 
2014-06-10 02:04:57 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-06-10 02:05:10 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: In before whining about emphasis on the term 'semi-automatic'


There's likely to be a story that uses the word "clip", so this shooting has no connection to responsible gun owners.
 
2014-06-10 02:05:14 PM  
Hey, let's all snipe at each other over politics to kill time before all the facts come out.
 
2014-06-10 02:05:27 PM  
Here, subby--

1 dollar= four quarters
each quarter = 25 cents=5 nickels
1 dime = ten cents = 2 nickels/10 pennies
1 penny = 1 cent = 1/100th of one dollar
 
2014-06-10 02:05:50 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-10 02:06:04 PM  
I wonder if the amount of gun violence is actually increasing or with our increased ability to gather information, are more shootings now being reported on a regular basis?

/I don't know, I'm really asking
//also brilliant Boobies
 
2014-06-10 02:06:07 PM  
The worst part is that summer vacation is coming so a lot of the shootings have to wait til the fall now.
 
2014-06-10 02:06:54 PM  
Its too soon to talk about gun control. Wait till at least a month after any mass shooting.
 
2014-06-10 02:07:02 PM  
FTFA: "Multnomah County"

MOOSLIM FALSE FLAG OP!!!

/study it out sheeple
 
2014-06-10 02:07:02 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Is it really a "school shooting" if it's actually a targeted murder, just involving a gun?  As opposed to indiscriminate killing.


just trolling or stupid?
 
2014-06-10 02:07:02 PM  

AspectRatio: To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.


I'm sorry but what gun control laws would have prevented this or any other mass shooting? None really. "the shooter was a teenage male"...
 
2014-06-10 02:07:20 PM  
This shiate again.

I'm glad the school year is over soon. We'll get a reprieve from school shootings.
 
2014-06-10 02:07:22 PM  

AspectRatio: To all you firearm fetishists, NRA members, conservatives who fight against any and all gun control laws; to all of you who hide your fear and small-mindedness behind a narrow and antiquated interpretation of our constitution:

Bask in your victory, for you have succeeded. This is the world you all fought for. We're all living in it now.

Stand up and revel in your triumph.


1000-1 odds this kid was on anti-depressants that liberals love to push upon kids instead of using good parenting.  Bask in your drug fueled slaughter
 
2014-06-10 02:07:29 PM  
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2014-06-10 02:07:33 PM  

Delay: Now we know, for sure, which topic will be avoided in the November elections.


Are you joking? Democrats need a Fear Platform just as much as the Republicans do.
 
2014-06-10 02:07:36 PM  

stpauler: The worst part is that summer vacation is coming so a lot of the shootings have to wait til the fall now.


Gives the NRA more time to inflate balloons for the 100th post-Sandy Hook shooting party (This is 75, if I read correctly)
 
2014-06-10 02:07:38 PM  
Only one killed? If you're going to bring a gun to school....put some damn effort into it!
 
2014-06-10 02:08:00 PM  
 
2014-06-10 02:08:03 PM  
And once again, the media will continue to cover this and every shooting in precisely the way psychologists have said not to cover them. Until that changes, the media will only encourage more potential shooters to go out in a blaze of glory.

Cause that's exactly what the media is giving them.
 
2014-06-10 02:08:40 PM  
Already over.  Perhaps, Fark mods asleep at the wheel ducking for cover.
Days since last mass shooting should be rephrased as Hours since last mass shooting.
 
2014-06-10 02:08:53 PM  
While the focus here should be on the shooting and not the politics (hahaha... I know, I can but try) I'd like to take a  moment to point out the NRA hasn't represented NRA members for a while now.  Most pro-2nd amendment folks I know are all for 'nut control.'  It's the gun manufacturers that aren't.

/would be nice if the NRA spoke for its members rather than gun manufacturers
//and if it rained gumdrops and Neil Gaiman lived in my apartment building and stopped by for tea daily
 
2014-06-10 02:08:53 PM  
74 school shootings since Sandy Hook
 
2014-06-10 02:09:21 PM  
This is obscene.

We need to act now to ban schools.  People get killed in them fergawdssake.  Won't someone please think of the children?
 
2014-06-10 02:09:36 PM  
Hey gun nut heroes: Got Kevlar? There have been three high-profile shootings in the past week (the courthouse in Georgia, the Vegas shooting, and now this one) and in all three of them the shooters were reportedly wearing "vests." They have already adapted to a world where their victims might be able to shoot back. Your move.
 
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