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(KTVU Bay Area News)   It would appear the last SF Fark party was a burning success   (ktvu.com) divider line 35
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2014-06-10 12:19:34 PM
Well, somebody's got to start the slow clap.
 
2014-06-10 12:30:47 PM
"We went through sex ed, and I paid attention and listened, " he said, smiling, "When they show you pictures of a penis exploding, you don't want that to happen to you."

This may be the understatement of the week.
 
2014-06-10 12:46:12 PM
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2014-06-10 12:48:27 PM
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2014-06-10 01:49:10 PM
Wrap that rascal, kids.
 
2014-06-10 02:07:40 PM
Just how many of you had a liaison with the taco stand lady?
 
2014-06-10 03:55:42 PM
DNRTFA - "Urethra?"

RTFA - okey dokey
 
2014-06-10 03:56:11 PM
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2014-06-10 03:57:29 PM
Sex at a Fark party?

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2014-06-10 04:00:49 PM
Cha cha cha!
 
2014-06-10 04:03:15 PM
I haven't been to another fark party since that one guy said "I put the S-T-D in "STUD"... all I need is "U"."
 
2014-06-10 04:05:32 PM
"How do we prevent it, more condoms on the streets?"

No. Pretty sure they don't do any good on the street. You gotta put 'em on your pecker.
 
2014-06-10 04:05:50 PM
"Is it the clap?"

"Standing ovation."

/obscure?
 
2014-06-10 04:06:27 PM
"When they show you pictures of a penis exploding, you don't want that to happen to you."

Is this what passes for sex ed nowadays?  Also, is this a CGI penis exploding, or real, grainy 16mm film footage pried from the hands of some surgeon in Sluttown, USA?
 
2014-06-10 04:06:44 PM

cowgirl toffee: I haven't been to another fark party since that one guy said "I put the S-T-D in "STUD"... all I need is "U"."


I am so going to remember that. Next Fark party, here I cone.
 
2014-06-10 04:09:02 PM
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Hey Butthead, look who it is.
 
2014-06-10 04:09:04 PM
My next band name "exploding penis slow clap"
 
2014-06-10 04:09:25 PM
There's sex at Fark parties?

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2014-06-10 04:11:16 PM
"How do we prevent it, more condoms on the streets?" wondered seventeen year old Dajon Marquez, who will be a high school senior in the fall.


How about you just put them on your peckers?
Also, remedial Sex ed for you.
 
2014-06-10 04:14:35 PM
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2014-06-10 04:14:49 PM
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2014-06-10 04:14:49 PM

ChubbyTiger: cowgirl toffee: I haven't been to another fark party since that one guy said "I put the S-T-D in "STUD"... all I need is "U"."

I am so going to remember that. Next Fark party, here I cone.


Ummmm.... yeeaaah.  O_o
 
2014-06-10 04:18:32 PM
Whats next? You put your c*ck inside and it melts off right then and there?
 
2014-06-10 04:21:41 PM
FTFA:  "...gonorrhea among gay men is spreading almost thirty times the rate of the regular population."

What is subby trying to say?
 
2014-06-10 04:22:39 PM
You don't worry about getting STD's if you give them.
 
2014-06-10 04:23:48 PM

Cyberluddite: "We went through sex ed, and I paid attention and listened, " he said, smiling, "When they show you pictures of a penis exploding, you don't want that to happen to you."

This may be the understatement of the week.


I must have missed that class.  All we had was a video of a sperm swimming then a woman giving birth.
Maybe the teacher figured none of us dudes would have sex any time soon.
 
2014-06-10 04:25:47 PM
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Why most farkers aren't worried about an STD
 
2014-06-10 04:29:59 PM
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" What all this about giving flowers? Isn't that what you want to do when you want to spiff up things? I mean how can you not have a party or a social event and not want to give the very best. It just brightens up the mood and makes everyone so happy. It really makes the area smell nice as well. My favorite flowers are roses and chrysanthemums... I can understand getting a little prick from roses but I've never had a problem with chrysanthemums. I suppose you could be allergic to some flowers and get a rash and all that but I'm just not getting....Oh.......what?? Oh, OH MY............................................................... nevermind

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2014-06-10 04:30:52 PM
Burning Success isn't really an idiom is it?
 
2014-06-10 04:36:42 PM
Word on the street is that it was transmitted via an ordinary drinking glass.
 
2014-06-10 04:38:13 PM

ChipNASA: [www.depauw.edu image 289x262]

" What all this about giving flowers? Isn't that what you want to do when you want to spiff up things? I mean how can you not have a party or a social event and not want to give the very best. It just brightens up the mood and makes everyone so happy. It really makes the area smell nice as well. My favorite flowers are roses and chrysanthemums... I can understand getting a little prick from roses but I've never had a problem with chrysanthemums. I suppose you could be allergic to some flowers and get a rash and all that but I'm just not getting....Oh.......what?? Oh, OH MY............................................................... nevermind

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Best one today.
 
2014-06-10 05:02:56 PM

Cyberluddite: "We went through sex ed, and I paid attention and listened, " he said, smiling, "When they show you pictures of a penis exploding, you don't want that to happen to you."

This may be the understatement of the week.


I don't know... I really, really want to see it. Do I dare GIS "exploding penis"?
 
2014-06-10 05:22:40 PM
"Peter Rooter, that's the name!"
 
2014-06-10 05:25:35 PM

Ben Enya: There's sex at Fark parties?

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First one I went to I met a very nice girl who I went and had more beers with after the party broke up. She invited me up to her apartment but I stupidly turned her down. No telling what might have happened if I had said yes.


poison_amy: Cyberluddite: "We went through sex ed, and I paid attention and listened, " he said, smiling, "When they show you pictures of a penis exploding, you don't want that to happen to you."

This may be the understatement of the week.

I don't know... I really, really want to see it. Do I dare GIS "exploding penis"?


Eh. My penis explodes on an almost daily basis.
 
2014-06-10 06:59:53 PM

gunther_bumpass: Word on the street is that it was transmitted via an ordinary drinking glass.


I do not want to know what you do with your drinking glasses.
 
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