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(WISHTV)   Can't make this manure up: tractor eludes police during hours-long chase   ( ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Ohio State Highway Patrol, spike strip, Third Street  
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2552 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2014 at 3:22 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-10 02:38:58 PM  
Wow...Kevin from 'The Office' has really fallen on hard times.
2014-06-10 03:24:38 PM  

Nickster79: Wow...Kevin from 'The Office' has really fallen on hard times.

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more like Kyle Gass
2014-06-10 03:27:36 PM  
2014-06-10 03:27:41 PM

2014-06-10 03:30:53 PM  
Hoosier pride! I bet the police are glad it wasn't a combine.
2014-06-10 03:31:19 PM  
2014-06-10 03:34:46 PM  
Just sneak up right behind it and honk your horn really loud. It'll roll right over.
2014-06-10 03:36:26 PM  

rkiller1: [ image 663x250]



Forty is more like it. He was probably drunk and purchased the alcohol without showing ID, because he looks way older.
2014-06-10 03:39:05 PM

I don't think we're getting the straight story.
2014-06-10 03:40:11 PM  
Listen to ITG "BigJohn" in the comments. "Why, they shoulda just kilt him dade. Now he gonna git counslin n shiat on muh monay" *spit*
2014-06-10 03:43:20 PM  
He was probably plowed.
2014-06-10 03:58:11 PM  
Maybe they wouldn't let him dance.
2014-06-10 04:06:13 PM  
The police were lucky he didn't have a Sherman tank instead, his son and a hooker.  Then the whole country would be pulling for him.
2014-06-10 04:23:27 PM  
Not unbelievable at all.  Unlike the SUVs that police use, tractors can actually go off-road without flipping over in a ball of fire.
2014-06-10 04:28:21 PM  
elude: to avoid or escape
2014-06-10 04:45:49 PM  

GreyWolf007: elude: to avoid or escape

This.   They finally got him.  It just took a while.

And in their defense, tractors, though slow moving, are VERY heavy and VERY powerful.  All the cop's methods for stopping a vehicle are geared more toward passenger vehicles, not something that weighs 10X as much, and can be stopped with a simple flat tire.

I'll still agree this wa amusing.
2014-06-10 04:55:33 PM 6 1a52f955be.jpg Must have humongous stop sticks in Indiana, or he wasn't fleeing in one of these.
2014-06-10 05:08:02 PM  
This is what he needed- 20+ tons, 500+ HP and it sneers at your puny stop sticks: w heel_drive_tractors/9r_9rt_series/9560rt/
2014-06-10 10:07:06 PM  
Reminds me of that guy with the bulldozer, except he did it farking awesome style.
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