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(Huffington Post UK)   Man sells cheating wife's wedding dress online: "This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate." Not that he's bitter   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 47
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2014-06-10 10:59:04 AM  
If you throw in a ring of infinite sorrows, I'll take it.
 
2014-06-10 11:00:16 AM  
That description isn't helping his sale price, I gotta be honest.
 
2014-06-10 11:20:56 AM  

factoryconnection: That description isn't helping his sale price, I gotta be honest.


Well, you do at least get a soul mate out of it.  Not everyone has one of those.
 
2014-06-10 01:05:43 PM  
Did he save the bouquet of perfidy to go with it?

How about the veil of tears?
 
2014-06-10 01:18:30 PM  
Cake of... err... death?
 
2014-06-10 02:39:25 PM  
Garter of debauchery not included I guess
 
2014-06-10 02:40:35 PM  
The fact that the wedding dress is an off-white color should have clued you in that you were marrying a whore. Keep yourselves pure, ladies!
 
2014-06-10 02:42:27 PM  
There's just something about those white wedding dresses that make women horny and want to fark the nearest alpha-male in the room...

/i keed
//sort of...
///ok, yes
///not really
////of course i'm kidding!
//no he isn't
 
2014-06-10 02:45:48 PM  
I heard from a friend that there are entire sites devoted to up-skirts and exhibitionists in wedding dresses.
And most are women, or so I hear.
 
2014-06-10 02:45:59 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-10 02:46:23 PM  
So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?
 
2014-06-10 02:46:41 PM  
Hooking up with the bride is half the fun of the wedding.

/hooking up with the groom's mom is the other half
 
2014-06-10 02:46:48 PM  
Needs a ball gag and leash.

Then you can keep them in line.
 
2014-06-10 02:46:58 PM  

groppet: So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?


She's a cop car.
 
2014-06-10 02:48:15 PM  

rkiller1: I heard from a friend that there are entire sites devoted to up-skirts and exhibitionists in wedding dresses.
And most are women, or so I hear.


Maybe you could loan your fark login to your friend so that friend can post a link in here for the rest of us our friends.
 
2014-06-10 02:49:21 PM  
At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.
 
2014-06-10 02:51:51 PM  

hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.


I think the was the OJ defense, no?
 
2014-06-10 02:53:26 PM  

hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.


It was funny when my exgf cheated on me id hate the guy she cheated on me with but not because of the cheating he was just a dbag. He was bragging about how he took her from me. After she screwed him over worse than she screwed me over I even felt almost sorry for him.
 
2014-06-10 02:53:58 PM  

EvilEgg: factoryconnection: That description isn't helping his sale price, I gotta be honest.

Well, you do at least get a soul mate out of it.  Not everyone has one of those.


Yeah, sort of speaks loads there, doesn't it?
If she's his soul mate, I wouldn't want his soul...
 
2014-06-10 02:54:30 PM  
www.screeninsults.com
Might be the seller
 
2014-06-10 02:57:22 PM  
www.mandremcorp.com

Well it IS a nice day for a white wedding...
 
2014-06-10 02:57:54 PM  

hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.


'The Random Guy" in this instance was the Best Man at their wedding, aka the Groom's best friend.

Not many women are smart enough to go for the actually random dude; most of them just take the most accessible male for a bed-mate, which in turn means the husbands' closest friends and confidants become the wives' closest friend and confidant.

Hence, double betrayal at House on the Hill.
 
2014-06-10 03:00:14 PM  
The dress comes with a train. Unfortunately, so does his wife.
 
2014-06-10 03:03:05 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [www.mandremcorp.com image 526x700]

Well it IS a nice day for a white wedding...


It's a Nice Day for a Bright Wedding
 
2014-06-10 03:03:49 PM  

groppet: So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?


Juggalo.

/Juggalette?
 
2014-06-10 03:05:51 PM  
I will alert my friend's hot fiance to the availability of this dress.
 
2014-06-10 03:07:53 PM  
No one else is jaded enough to immediately suspect a fake story for some publicity and sympathy bidders?

/I need some heartwarming
 
2014-06-10 03:15:03 PM  

CeroX: There's just something about those white wedding dresses that make women horny and want to fark the nearest alpha-male in the room...

/i keed
//sort of...
///ok, yes
///not really
////of course i'm kidding!
//no he isn't


Ugh. My favorite outfit to get married in is a white silk tux, top hat and all.
/female
//never been married
 
2014-06-10 03:17:43 PM  
Question: if it was HER dress, why is HE selling it? Was he granted possession of it in the divorce?
 
2014-06-10 03:20:19 PM  

groppet: So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?


Ring around the peener?

A need for makeup remover?
 
2014-06-10 03:33:54 PM  

Madaynun: groppet: So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?

Ring around the peener?



A pocket full of weiner?

asses. asses.

They all go down.
 
2014-06-10 03:42:50 PM  

groppet: It was funny when my exgf cheated on me id hate the guy she cheated on me with but not because of the cheating he was just a dbag. He was bragging about how he took her from me.


Me too, in my case he's an entitled rich boy.  Religious too, so apparently God led them to each other.  Of course, she was no better.

Don't think I would sell the dress, though, since it is technically "hers".
 
2014-06-10 03:53:58 PM  

ThighsofGlory: groppet: So if she wore a white dress, black gloves and black lipstick what does that mean?

Juggalo.

/Juggalette?


Don't EVER stick it in the hatchet. Never.
 
2014-06-10 03:57:57 PM  

hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.


I believe it's because most men implicitly understand that lying and backstabbing is the natural state of women. It's like having a pet tiger and getting made at it when it bites you. Of course it's going to bite you it's a tiger. It's the same with women.
 
2014-06-10 04:07:08 PM  

paganj: hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.

I believe it's because most men implicitly understand that lying and backstabbing is the natural state of women. It's like having a pet tiger and getting made at it when it bites you. Of course it's going to bite you it's a tiger. It's the same with women.


Joke, troll, or just sexist? Sometimes it's hard to tell.
 
2014-06-10 04:11:26 PM  
If it was stained ..
 
2014-06-10 04:12:45 PM  

paganj: hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.

I believe it's because most men implicitly understand that lying and backstabbing is the natural state of women. It's like having a pet tiger and getting made at it when it bites you. Of course it's going to bite you it's a tiger. It's the same with women.


hmm. thats a big brush your painting everything with..
 
2014-06-10 04:36:11 PM  

ShatteredMinds: paganj: hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.

I believe it's because most men implicitly understand that lying and backstabbing is the natural state of women. It's like having a pet tiger and getting made at it when it bites you. Of course it's going to bite you it's a tiger. It's the same with women.

Joke, troll, or just sexist? Sometimes it's hard to tell.


It's a joke. It's not particularly funny, but it always amuses me, and that's really the important thing here.
 
2014-06-10 04:37:44 PM  

EvilEgg: Well, you do at least get a soul mate out of it.  Not everyone has one of those.


The funny thing is, usually the only people who use the phrase "soul mate" are adulterous couples anyway. It's as though claiming someone is your soul mate provides an excuse for all sorts of terrible behavior.
 
2014-06-10 04:48:17 PM  
He forgot to mention that it's accented by the dried jizz of the best man that she banged in the broom closet 20 minutes before she took her vows.
 
2014-06-10 04:49:01 PM  

carrion_luggage: The dress comes with a train. Unfortunately, so does his wife.


HI-YO!
 
2014-06-10 04:49:09 PM  
The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like tuille, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture.

Pass.
 
2014-06-10 04:57:16 PM  

ZMugg: The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like tuille, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture.

Pass.


derpicdn.net
 
2014-06-10 05:10:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ZMugg: The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like tuille, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture.

Pass.

[derpicdn.net image 421x222]


Boo-hoo-hoo *om-nom-nom* Boo-hoo-hoo.

*votes Funny*
 
2014-06-10 05:25:29 PM  
Does NOT include original panty set, they were really, really nasty
 
2014-06-10 05:59:52 PM  

hugram: At least he seems to be mad at the right person.

/ Never understood why a guy would hurt or even kill the guy his wife was farking. The issue is her, not the random guy she was screwing.


Uh, because the "friend" knew what it would do to his friend. The "other person" usually knows full well the person they're farking is taken, and they do it anyway. They enjoy taking things from others. There are websites devoted to helping them achieve this. This is one of the chief reasons why they are horrible people who should be rounded up and burned in pits, along with the cheater.

/Go for equality, get both those farkers
//Good luck, buddy
///Too bad his friend is taken, he's pretty cute
 
2014-06-10 09:15:03 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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