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2014-06-10 09:25:44 AM  
What was Paul Walker's last- NO NO NO WRONG sorry
 
2014-06-10 10:01:37 AM  
What a breathtaking story, one told with such eloquence and with so much detail, it's like you are there man.
 
2014-06-10 10:05:34 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

Approves of this headline.
 
2014-06-10 10:14:00 AM  
The man should've pulled over.

/yes, my post is as boring as this story.
 
2014-06-10 11:23:33 AM  
It wasn't Lech Walesa was it?

/yeah I need medication ;b
 
2014-06-10 12:12:57 PM  
Warp me to Halifax!
 
2014-06-10 04:16:03 PM  
I'd crash into it

www.nationalstereotype.com

thequickglimpse.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-10 04:19:18 PM  
 
2014-06-10 04:21:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 04:21:35 PM  
This is news?  We get similar incidents here all the time.
 
2014-06-10 04:21:36 PM  
If it's anything like most of the bikes around here, the muffler was probably so farking loud he couldn't hear the cop.
 
2014-06-10 04:22:00 PM  
If you're not going to stop when a cop tries to pull you over, you don't just speed up. You break away from visual contact at the first opportunity, then you get out of sight from the location where you broke contact. Get yourself a little breathing room, and then head out of the area in a direction perpendicular to your original direction of travel. Be cool, and find a spot to lay low for a while.

If you can't break contact within the first 30 seconds, you're screwed.
If the cop gets close enough to catch your license plate number or a good description of you, you're screwed.
If the cop has an opportunity to radio for backup, you're screwed.

Quick and clear thinking from the very start is your only hope. If you can't manage that, pull over and take your medicine before you get killed in a wreck or a hail of bullets.
 
2014-06-10 04:22:08 PM  
There's a "Tacoma Drive" in Nova Scotia?  Go figure.
 
2014-06-10 04:23:31 PM  
Tracy Morgan?
 
2014-06-10 04:24:23 PM  
Am I expecting too much for assuming there would be video of the incident in this day and age?
 
2014-06-10 04:25:12 PM  
Ahhh, Bubb Rubb.

Dude is like a folk hero.
 
2014-06-10 04:28:11 PM  
"Dartmouth! That man is getting away!"
*hack-ptooie!*
"Ow! Pointy!"
www.hrwiki.org
 
2014-06-10 04:28:29 PM  
That could be me if I drove. I sometime get distracted by a thought and stop paying attention to the world. I once collided with the middle of the rear of a parked car while riding a bike (not a motorbike). This is why I never tried to get a driving permit.
 
2014-06-10 04:30:23 PM  
wiki.urbandead.com
 
2014-06-10 04:30:53 PM  

lostcat: Am I expecting too much for assuming there would be video of the incident in this day and age?


What, you think this happened in Russia?
 
2014-06-10 04:31:34 PM  
On a motorcycle...

In Dartmouth?

content7.flixster.com
 
2014-06-10 04:32:50 PM  
JesseL:
If you can't break contact within the first 30 seconds, you're screwed.
If the cop gets close enough to catch your license plate number or a good description of you, you're screwed.
If the cop has an opportunity to radio for backup, you're screwed.


If you run into a pole, you're screwed.
 
2014-06-10 04:33:54 PM  
A reenactment of the incident
i1.ytimg.com

/jeez, yeh can't be doin' dat lads
 
2014-06-10 04:34:34 PM  
Bwahaaahaaahaaahaahaa....
 
2014-06-10 04:34:37 PM  
Speed Buggy?
 
2014-06-10 04:45:02 PM  
Good.
Nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-06-10 04:45:44 PM  

JesseL: Quick and clear thinking from the very start is your only hope.


I think I've found the flaw in your plan. You're asking for quick and clear thinking from people who think running from the cops is a good idea.
 
2014-06-10 04:46:59 PM  
What did I just read?
Was he a farker, what's up?
 
2014-06-10 04:50:11 PM  
Uh-oh. Sounds like  Jeremy Clarksonopened his big mouth again!

  ; )
 
2014-06-10 04:51:16 PM  
It's Festivus for the rest of us!
 
2014-06-10 05:24:04 PM  

durbnpoisn: If it's anything like most of the bikes around here, the muffler was probably so farking loud he couldn't hear the cop.


There's a reason for that....
christianbikergear.com

But in this guy's case, just imagine what learning to actually ride that thing could do.
 
2014-06-10 05:45:40 PM  
How about three angry poles for the motorcycle maniac?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWrBjaF_ogs
 
2014-06-10 05:53:13 PM  
sure, he "hit" a pole... ya... like "stop hitting yourself with that pole!"
 
2014-06-10 06:25:48 PM  
Starker!  This is KAOS! Ve don't VROOM VROOM here!
 
2014-06-11 02:30:50 AM  

4NTLRZ: durbnpoisn: If it's anything like most of the bikes around here, the muffler was probably so farking loud he couldn't hear the cop.

There's a reason for that....
[christianbikergear.com image 400x400]

But in this guy's case, just imagine what learning to actually ride that thing could do.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

Loud pipes = asshole on 2 wheels
 
2014-06-11 11:39:06 AM  

Yogimus: 4NTLRZ: durbnpoisn: If it's anything like most of the bikes around here, the muffler was probably so farking loud he couldn't hear the cop.

There's a reason for that....
[christianbikergear.com image 400x400]

But in this guy's case, just imagine what learning to actually ride that thing could do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

Loud pipes = asshole on 2 wheels


Totally off topic...

Whatever cute little pejorative you feel like throwing out there, most people in cars don't see - much less look for - motorcyclists. It's just one more way to let others on the road know you're there.

Ya wanna know how I know you don't ride?
 
2014-06-11 11:50:20 AM  
4NTLRZ:
Whatever cute little pejorative you feel like throwing out there, most people in cars don't see - much less look for - motorcyclists. It's just one more way to let others on the road know you're there.

Ya wanna know how I know you don't ride?


You're pipes face forward? You know, the direction you're going not the direction you're moving away from. Usually the stuff behind you isn't the threat unless the noise pollution gives someone road rage.

/you need whistle tips
 
2014-06-11 01:42:23 PM  

mdeesnuts: 4NTLRZ:
Whatever cute little pejorative you feel like throwing out there, most people in cars don't see - much less look for - motorcyclists. It's just one more way to let others on the road know you're there.

Ya wanna know how I know you don't ride?

You're pipes face forward? You know, the direction you're going not the direction you're moving away from. Usually the stuff behind you isn't the threat unless the noise pollution gives someone road rage.

/you need whistle tips


They go WOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOO
 
2014-06-11 04:47:55 PM  

4NTLRZ: Yogimus: 4NTLRZ: durbnpoisn: If it's anything like most of the bikes around here, the muffler was probably so farking loud he couldn't hear the cop.

There's a reason for that....
[christianbikergear.com image 400x400]

But in this guy's case, just imagine what learning to actually ride that thing could do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

Loud pipes = asshole on 2 wheels

Totally off topic...

Whatever cute little pejorative you feel like throwing out there, most people in cars don't see - much less look for - motorcyclists. It's just one more way to let others on the road know you're there.

Ya wanna know how I know you don't ride?


Because you're not a smart person?

Loud pipes don't get heard from inside vehicles. Hear plenty of em from bedrooms, but not from the inside of a vehicle. Not riding like a farkstick is a bit better way to ensure your safety.
 
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