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(ABC 27)   Somebody murdered someone in a strip club over...a) sleeping with somebody's girlfriend...b) they owed them money...or c) they were asked to move so someone could make a pool shot   (abc27.com) divider line 73
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2014-06-10 09:57:54 AM  
Begbie?
 
2014-06-10 10:00:07 AM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.comCame to mind for some reason...
 
2014-06-10 10:35:05 AM  
How's that polite society working out for you?
 
2014-06-10 11:12:51 AM  
I told you that pool starts with a P that rhymes with T, which stands for trouble. But did you listen?
 
2014-06-10 11:24:16 AM  
In other news, people pay $20 cover to play pool.
 
2014-06-10 11:25:08 AM  
But, at least he kept it real, yo.

NOBODY disresects HIM!!

Totally worth it....
 
2014-06-10 11:25:35 AM  
"You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table."

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:26:17 AM  
I can't recall ever seeing a pool table in a strip club, although there may have been unicorns in the strip clubs I went to and I wouldn't have noticed due to presence of bare breasts, darkness, and too much cigarette smoke.
 
2014-06-10 11:28:19 AM  

Combustion: But, at least he kept it real, yo.

NOBODY disresects HIM!!

Totally worth it....


So sadly this.

If I had a super power, I'd want it to be the ability to transport everybody who believed in that "disrespect" crap to an island somewhere so they can all respect each other for all eternity.
 
2014-06-10 11:28:45 AM  
Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?
 
2014-06-10 11:29:36 AM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


Bored strippers?
 
WGJ
2014-06-10 11:29:36 AM  
It's the strip clubs fault, the pool tables should not be close to tables or bars.
 
2014-06-10 11:30:10 AM  

rumpelstiltskin: Begbie?


Was my first thought as well.

/Should read Welsh's other books some time
 
2014-06-10 11:32:19 AM  
1) Was someone black?
2) Was someone being "disrespected"?
3) Was someone keeping it real?
 
2014-06-10 11:33:03 AM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
pic of suspect
 
2014-06-10 11:33:20 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:34:23 AM  
files2.coloribus.com
 
2014-06-10 11:36:04 AM  

sdd2000: BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?

Bored strippers?


I thought they just did adderall.
 
2014-06-10 11:36:52 AM  

cgraves67: I can't recall ever seeing a pool table in a strip club, although there may have been unicorns in the strip clubs I went to and I wouldn't have noticed due to presence of bare breasts, darkness, and too much cigarette smoke.


Ever watch the Sopranos? Bada Bing had one, and the real place, Satin Dolls, had one too. Not sure if they still do because I haven't been in there since the mid 90's.

Anyway, this is just another fine example of keepin' it real.
 
2014-06-10 11:37:39 AM  
Solvin' probblums with mah fists.  Jus' like daddy did.
 
2014-06-10 11:38:25 AM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


Drug dealers, gang bangers, these folks don't pay the cover and are usually doing "buisness" with the owner in some way or another.   You don't want to hang out  near the pool tables. Find a decent seat, don't be a dick. spend money but don't get sloshed, and in case you missed it the first time,  stay away from the pool tables.
 
2014-06-10 11:38:40 AM  
Well?!? Did he make the shot?
 
2014-06-10 11:40:00 AM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


People who aren't there to look at the titties.
 
2014-06-10 11:40:43 AM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


Pocket pool?
 
2014-06-10 11:40:59 AM  

vudukungfu: 1) Was someone black?
2) Was someone being "disrespected"?
3) Was someone keeping it real?


Trevahn?
 
2014-06-10 11:42:36 AM  
What could happen if you don't ask somebody to move...gif link

/was too big to post inline
//might be NSFW also depending on the workplace.
 
2014-06-10 11:46:04 AM  

BSABSVR: sdd2000: BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?

Bored strippers?

I thought they just did adderall.


And this is what really makes it next to impossible to date one. Not only do you need to stay awake until well after 3am, but you have to listen to an otherwise stupid person's stream of consciousness; an endless diatribe about nothing in particular before any sexy time can happen.

...or so I've heard.
 
2014-06-10 11:47:42 AM  
Well someone should do less cocaine...
 
2014-06-10 11:47:52 AM  

stovepipe: [i.imgur.com image 259x194]


Hey! I remember Dino M. Zaffina! He's the guy whose picture comes up when you google "douchebag".
 
2014-06-10 11:49:07 AM  
Let's hope the perp is getting the respect he deserves
 
2014-06-10 11:50:46 AM  
hey, it was a one-in-a-million shot. He had to take it
 
2014-06-10 11:56:36 AM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


Guys that spend too much time there.
Guys that want to play pool with bored strippers
Guys that are waiting for a stripper to get off work and don't want to get in trouble with her for looking at another girl
Guys who just finished up in the VIP room.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:59:17 AM  

JoieD'Zen: vudukungfu: 1) Was someone black?
2) Was someone being "disrespected"?
3) Was someone keeping it real?

Trevahn?


azakly
 
2014-06-10 12:08:39 PM  
FTA:  Senior prosecutor Duane Ramseur said in opening statements Monday that the shooting stemmed from a fight that broke out a month earlier at Temptations after Kent's friend asked Johnson and his friends to move aside so he could keep playing pool.

Talk about holding a grudge.
 
2014-06-10 12:08:53 PM  
I would think if anyone started stroking anything in a strip club you would want to get out to the way.
 
2014-06-10 12:09:53 PM  
Is this going to be the thread where lonely, middleaged farkers come in and claim the strippers are their friends, since they drop about $500 a week there?

/No lie, there are a few who believe this, and tell you those nice girls have hearts of gold and they totally aren't losers for going there all the time.
 
2014-06-10 12:17:28 PM  

sdd2000: BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?

Bored strippers?


I was meeting some people in the OC, and they parked me at a strip club for a couple of hours in the afternoon.  I ended up playing pool with some bored strippers.  They were very nice and normal, and much better looking than  our East Coast strippers.
 
2014-06-10 12:23:37 PM  

vudukungfu: 1) Was someone black?
2) Was someone being "disrespected"?
3) Was someone keeping it real?



Why does their race matter?
 
2014-06-10 12:35:29 PM  

BSABSVR: Who the fark plays pool at a strip club?


bikers - they're waiting for their gfs to finish their show and bring them their beer money
 
2014-06-10 12:38:07 PM  
i152.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-10 12:39:36 PM  
In other news, the entertainment must be bad when they have a pool table in a strip club
 
2014-06-10 12:42:06 PM  

verbaltoxin: Is this going to be the thread where lonely, middleaged farkers come in and claim the strippers are their friends, since they drop about $500 a week there?

/No lie, there are a few who believe this, and tell you those nice girls have hearts of gold and they totally aren't losers for going there all the time.


Once knew   a very overwieght, anti social guy who would hang out with strippers.  He claimed he was a part time artistic photographer and would shoot the girls.   It always struck me as a lame excuse to legitimize hanging out at strip clubs, talk up the girls with a so called legit reason,  and hoping to get lucky. he'd blog about "How to be friends witha a stripper" "How to date a stripper". It was pathetic.
 
2014-06-10 12:48:29 PM  
Who the hell plays pool in a strip club?
 
2014-06-10 12:51:28 PM  
The fragile male ego, responsible for so much suffering.
 
2014-06-10 12:55:07 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Combustion: But, at least he kept it real, yo.

NOBODY disresects HIM!!

Totally worth it....

So sadly this.

If I had a super power, I'd want it to be the ability to transport everybody who believed in that "disrespect" crap to an island somewhere so they can all respect each other for all eternity.



WORST. SUPER POWER. EVAR!
/got nothing
 
2014-06-10 12:58:48 PM  

EmperorSled: What could happen if you don't ask somebody to move...gif link

/was too big to post inline
//might be NSFW also depending on the workplace.


Always good to work in a Great Outdoors reference.
 
2014-06-10 01:00:23 PM  

Danger Mouse: verbaltoxin: Is this going to be the thread where lonely, middleaged farkers come in and claim the strippers are their friends, since they drop about $500 a week there?

/No lie, there are a few who believe this, and tell you those nice girls have hearts of gold and they totally aren't losers for going there all the time.

Once knew   a very overwieght, anti social guy who would hang out with strippers.  He claimed he was a part time artistic photographer and would shoot the girls.   It always struck me as a lame excuse to legitimize hanging out at strip clubs, talk up the girls with a so called legit reason,  and hoping to get lucky. he'd blog about "How to be friends witha a stripper" "How to date a stripper". It was pathetic.


He didn't give you any of the pics, right?
 
2014-06-10 01:03:59 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Danger Mouse: verbaltoxin: Is this going to be the thread where lonely, middleaged farkers come in and claim the strippers are their friends, since they drop about $500 a week there?

/No lie, there are a few who believe this, and tell you those nice girls have hearts of gold and they totally aren't losers for going there all the time.

Once knew   a very overwieght, anti social guy who would hang out with strippers.  He claimed he was a part time artistic photographer and would shoot the girls.   It always struck me as a lame excuse to legitimize hanging out at strip clubs, talk up the girls with a so called legit reason,  and hoping to get lucky. he'd blog about "How to be friends witha a stripper" "How to date a stripper". It was pathetic.

He didn't give you any of the pics, right?


He claimed they were artistic glam and modle shots. Very tasteful, respectful of "the girls".
 
2014-06-10 01:04:04 PM  

WGJ: It's the strip clubs fault, the pool tables should not be close to tables or bars.


How do you know? TFA makes absolutely no mention of whether the murderer and his friends were seated at a table or standing at a bar.
 
2014-06-10 01:07:13 PM  

Danger Mouse: verbaltoxin: Is this going to be the thread where lonely, middleaged farkers come in and claim the strippers are their friends, since they drop about $500 a week there?

/No lie, there are a few who believe this, and tell you those nice girls have hearts of gold and they totally aren't losers for going there all the time.

Once knew   a very overwieght, anti social guy who would hang out with strippers.  He claimed he was a part time artistic photographer and would shoot the girls.   It always struck me as a lame excuse to legitimize hanging out at strip clubs, talk up the girls with a so called legit reason,  and hoping to get lucky. he'd blog about "How to be friends witha a stripper" "How to date a stripper". It was pathetic.


depends.. if he is overweight and socially awkward and yet if he is still able to score some stripper tang I say he is anything but pathetic.
 
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