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(UPI)   Man arrested for sexting police officer after initially calling about suspicious vehicle   (upi.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-10 10:11:18 AM  
Is "vehicle" some euphemism I'm unfamiliar with?
 
2014-06-10 10:34:08 AM  
Kirleis was charged with stalking and prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene, lewd materials.

Wat?
 
2014-06-10 10:35:20 AM  

Theaetetus: Kirleis was charged with stalking and prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene, lewd materials.

Wat?


I think that's a reference to his weener.
 
2014-06-10 12:15:02 PM  
I hope to never get that drunk.
 
2014-06-10 12:15:26 PM  

Theaetetus: Kirleis was charged with stalking and prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene, lewd materials.

Wat?


I guess repeatedly sending unwanted pics of yourself in the nude may constitute stalking. Another article indicated that he was wearing women's lingerie in the pics.
 
2014-06-10 12:21:05 PM  
How did he get the officer's cell phone number?
 
2014-06-10 12:22:56 PM  
Paul Kirleis called the Marco Island police about the suspicious vehicle and the officer responded on his department-issued phone.

It ain the readin' it's the comprehendin'

/cops around here still have radios.
/no pron on radios
//that I know of.
 
2014-06-10 12:25:20 PM  
No, I am Boo!
 
2014-06-10 12:28:04 PM  
We used to call that "courting" back in my day. Now it's "stalking". See what happens when we get all politically correct?
 
2014-06-10 12:29:44 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Paul Kirleis called the Marco Island police about the suspicious vehicle and the officer responded on his department-issued phone.

It ain the readin' it's the comprehendin'

/cops around here still have radios.
/no pron on radios
//that I know of.


You know how I know you've never seen the movie, MASH?
 
2014-06-10 12:33:38 PM  
 Kirleis was charged with stalking and prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene, lewd materials.


Disallowing specific things is against the law?
Isn't that a catch-22?
 
2014-06-10 12:34:30 PM  
I can relate to the stupid dude.... when I get an unknown number, and I'm faced, I wouldn't deny that there is a strong possibility of my sending a few obscene photos that way. Mind you, I need to up my game and get a good selfie of my hindquarters... a "belfie" I think the kids call it... so yeah, I can see how drinking for the guy in TFA is a familiar one. Good thing I don't report crime or suspicious activities a whole lot.
 
2014-06-10 12:40:23 PM  
ifaketext.com
 
2014-06-10 12:41:20 PM  
Go for the eyes Boo!
 
2014-06-10 12:43:35 PM  

Claude Ballse: Harry Freakstorm: Paul Kirleis called the Marco Island police about the suspicious vehicle and the officer responded on his department-issued phone.

It ain the readin' it's the comprehendin'

/cops around here still have radios.
/no pron on radios
//that I know of.

You know how I know you've never seen the movie, MASH?


Wasn't that was the PA system?  CSB:  The principal and the secretary had a conversation while the school's PA system was on.  While it wasn't sexy, they did admit a few students were lacking in common sense.  Believe it or not, none of the students mentioned were me.  But it was a short list because someone stopped them.
 
2014-06-10 12:44:01 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: How did he get the officer's cell phone number?


Fta:

"Paul Kirleis called the Marco Island police about the suspicious vehicle and the officer responded on his department-issued phone."
 
2014-06-10 12:51:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-10 12:57:02 PM  
I'll bet the cop performed oral during the initial arrest, I suspect that it happens often.
 
2014-06-10 01:05:37 PM  
Welp, nothing funny here. Next?
 
2014-06-10 01:08:09 PM  
"...a photo of a man in a thong and a picture of a man who looked like Kirleis bent over and looking back at the camera while naked."

if that's sexting, i've been doing it wrong.
 
2014-06-10 01:12:10 PM  
Another fine example of "yea don't do that shiat dummy" needing to be a multiple charge offense.  Good job officer.
 
2014-06-10 02:01:11 PM  

IRQ12: Another fine example of "yea don't do that shiat dummy" needing to be a multiple charge offense. Good job officer.


It's called covering your ass, something smart professionals do when they don't want to get fired for misuse of departmental equipment.
 
2014-06-10 02:15:01 PM  
Since when did they start frowning on this kinda shiat!
 
2014-06-10 04:03:09 PM  

berylman: Go for the eyes Boo!


One does have to have big Baldur's Gates to sext a cop.
 
2014-06-10 04:46:08 PM  

berylman: Go for the eyes Boo!


Ass texting for goodness!
 
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