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(STV.tv)   Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"   (news.stv.tv) divider line 53
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2014-06-10 09:16:07 AM
Yes, we all enjoy Mad Libs, but what really happened?
 
2014-06-10 12:41:59 PM
RIP Elia.
 
2014-06-10 12:43:40 PM
Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.
 
2014-06-10 12:44:14 PM
The Griswald's REALLY should consider a Stay-cation this year.


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2014-06-10 12:45:03 PM
Emanuele Ferrero de Gubernatis Ventimiglia chomped into Jamie Barr's left ear during a struggle at the exclusive St Andrews University Charity Oktoberfest party last March.

Proper Oktoberfest beer would have gone bad by March anyway.
 
2014-06-10 12:46:20 PM
Oh, almost forgot.

discuss.glasgowguide.co.uk

Therrrrrre's been a murrrrrrderrrrrr.

//obligatory
 
2014-06-10 12:46:37 PM

hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.


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2014-06-10 12:48:12 PM

Cajnik: haha.jpg


DOH!
 
2014-06-10 12:49:13 PM
Viral marketing for the next beerfest movie
 
2014-06-10 12:49:24 PM
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Feels the victim's pain.
 
2014-06-10 12:50:58 PM
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2014-06-10 12:53:09 PM

Cajnik: Emanuele Ferrero de Gubernatis Ventimiglia chomped into Jamie Barr's left ear during a struggle at the exclusive St Andrews University Charity Oktoberfest party last March.

Proper Oktoberfest beer would have gone bad by March anyway.


Just like each year the Christmas ads come out earlier and earlier Oktoberfest starts earlier and last longer

/and shouldn't we each try and keep the spirit of Oktoberfest in our hearts everyday
 
2014-06-10 12:53:11 PM

hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.


I think you need a geography lesson.
 
2014-06-10 12:55:58 PM

tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.


Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.
 
2014-06-10 12:57:03 PM
But Gordon Jackson QC, defending, branded Mr Barr a "liar" and said he had made up his version of events to paint Ventimiglia as the aggressor.

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2014-06-10 12:57:39 PM

hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.


Obviously it was supposed to be Eastern Ireland, amirite hillary?
 
2014-06-10 12:57:46 PM

hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.


I want to make sure you take particular note, so as to avoid looking like a moron in the future.
 
2014-06-10 12:58:50 PM

hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.


So I assume you were indeed born in Florida, the United States northern most province.
 
2014-06-10 01:00:34 PM
famousdude.com

//hot
 
2014-06-10 01:00:36 PM
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2014-06-10 01:00:57 PM

tripleseven: hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.

I want to make sure you take particular note, so as to avoid looking like a moron in the future.


It's probably best to just walk away from this thread and ignore all notifications pertaining to it.
 
2014-06-10 01:01:44 PM
Oh bloody hell. I can never tell left from right, either. Seriously.

//you people are mean
///i'm taking my ball and going home
 
2014-06-10 01:03:20 PM
You just don't see that kind of violence at weedfest.
 
2014-06-10 01:03:50 PM
In Scotland, that is considered foreplay.

Just imagined if the guy had been really excited...
 
2014-06-10 01:04:19 PM

cgraves67: tripleseven: hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.

I want to make sure you take particular note, so as to avoid looking like a moron in the future.

It's probably best to just walk away from this thread and ignore all notifications pertaining to it.


This intrigues me.
 
2014-06-10 01:06:33 PM
World's Strongest Man...

Sigh, I miss the days when ESPN was a network that showed sports. That shiat would be on all of the time, and it was fun to watch the random shiat they had them do. Made it a lot more interesting than a regular weightlifting competition would be.

I watched darts, rock crawling, even chess on ESPN back in the 90s when we'd play it at the brewery I worked at.

Now it's just a network where they talk about sports.

ALL. FARKING. DAY.

/...And all of the night
 
2014-06-10 01:07:15 PM
wearing traditional German lederhosen, getting into a taxi with his girlfriend, dressed in a dirndl,

C'mon Farkers...

I'll start

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2014-06-10 01:09:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 01:14:11 PM
An Italian from Torino dressed in Ledershosen with girl friend dressed in Dirndl at The St. Andrews in Scotland bitten by a husky Scotman working first aid and taxis.

Either this is all code for "The Guy Dressed as a Sheep Bites Ear to Protect His Virginity" or this is one of the greatest operas yet to be staged.
If only the police report writer from The Rocky Horror Show could finish the libretto.
 
2014-06-10 01:22:24 PM

tripleseven: hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.

I want to make sure you take particular note, so as to avoid looking like a moron in the future.



On further consideration, my response was a touch harsh, and I apologize.
 
2014-06-10 01:29:08 PM
So it was only a little bit pleasant?
 
2014-06-10 01:31:33 PM

BitwiseShift: An Italian from Torino dressed in Ledershosen with girl friend dressed in Dirndl at The St. Andrews in Scotland bitten by a husky Scotman working first aid and taxis.


 You got the biter and the bitee the wrong way round.
 
2014-06-10 01:31:59 PM
i.imgur.com

Jamie Barr

The businessman guy has some stones to have a go at a strongest man competitor, Ill give him that.
 
2014-06-10 01:32:46 PM
Drunken German princess, Scottish strongmen, International business, Oktoberfest in March, Scottish Court - this could analogous to an HBO historical drama.

I feel like I'm missing out on the action.
 
2014-06-10 01:36:16 PM

tripleseven: I apologize.


NO TRUE SCOTTMAN APOLOGIZXES
 
2014-06-10 01:38:16 PM

tripleseven: On further consideration, my response was a touch harsh, and I apologize.


Too late. I has butthurt. This can only be settled one way.

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It's the way a true Scot would settle it.
 
2014-06-10 01:39:20 PM

vudukungfu: tripleseven: I apologize.

NO TRUE SCOTTMAN APOLOGIZXES


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2014-06-10 01:39:58 PM

hillary: tripleseven: hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.

I think you need a geography lesson.

Yeah, I've already been corrected on that and acknowledged the mistake, but thanks for redundantly pointing that out. Good eye there, Sparky.


How about "Scotland, the Eastern European not-quite-a-country of Western Europe"?

and I've just described Northern Ireland.
 
2014-06-10 01:43:22 PM

hillary: tripleseven: On further consideration, my response was a touch harsh, and I apologize.

Too late. I has butthurt. This can only be settled one way.

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It's the way a true Scot would settle it.


Hey I dont know if anyone told you but you made a misteak when you posted earlier pls dont do that anymore kthxbai!
 
2014-06-10 01:46:48 PM
Why isn't the woman's version taken into account? I mean, hassling women while intoxicated and failing to back down means whoever asked you has full approval to beat you until you comply.
 
2014-06-10 01:55:31 PM

Jim.Casy: Hey I dont know if anyone told you but you made a misteak when you posted earlier pls dont do that anymore kthxbai!

www.venfl.com


True story: I took the above photo in 2011 in a public park in Glasgow. I have no idea who the kid is, he just wandered up to me with a gift. I had already captioned the photo in my mind as I was taking it. A second or two later, mom swooped in and snagged him as he was getting a little too close to the weird Americans.
 
2014-06-10 01:57:49 PM

hillary: Scotland. Well, there ya go. Eastern Europe's version of Florida.


Beyond the obvious error--which other people have already corrected--Scotland is not equivalent to Florida.

You're thinking of Wales.
 
2014-06-10 01:58:34 PM

hillary: tripleseven: On further consideration, my response was a touch harsh, and I apologize.

Too late. I has butthurt. This can only be settled one way.

[cache.wists.com image 616x513]

It's the way a true Scot would settle it.


No, you bastard. A true Scot would have claymores at dawn atop the tallest hill!
 
2014-06-10 02:00:35 PM

BitwiseShift: An Italian from Torino dressed in Ledershosen with girl friend dressed in Dirndl at The St. Andrews in Scotland bitten by a husky Scotman working first aid and taxis.

Either this is all code for "The Guy Dressed as a Sheep Bites Ear to Protect His Virginity" or this is one of the greatest operas yet to be staged.
If only the police report writer from The Rocky Horror Show could finish the libretto.


And, chewing on the Strongman's face,
Some drunkard of the Dago race.
Lost his shiat, but won his case,
And freedom.
 
2014-06-10 02:05:29 PM
Forming pyramids

Scaring children
 
2014-06-10 02:18:48 PM

italie: So it was only a little bit pleasant?


At least he got a good story out of it. Maybe impress some of the sheep back home.
 
2014-06-10 02:23:41 PM
i162.photobucket.com

"This far into the thread an no one posted a pic of me yet?"
 
2014-06-10 03:35:10 PM
Each of those words makes sense when read individually, but read in this sequence... I'm lost. Like an East European Scottsman.
 
2014-06-10 05:22:36 PM
Been there, done that.
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2014-06-10 06:04:19 PM

cgraves67: It's probably best to just walk away from this thread and ignore all notifications pertaining to it.


No, stay.

Georgia. The Caucasus' version of Scotland.
 
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