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(Northern Gwinnett News)   Officer gives woman benefit of the doubt by allowing her to expose her breasts multiple times before deciding she has, in fact, committed indecent exposure   (ngwinnett.com) divider line 52
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2014-06-10 08:55:43 AM
Hey, subbs - you linked to wrong story. This one says "....woman is facing a charge of disorderly conduct...."
 
2014-06-10 10:01:42 AM
i522.photobucket.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:13:24 AM
This thread has potential...
 
2014-06-10 11:19:50 AM
Can we get some examples of what may or may not constitute indecent exposure?
 
2014-06-10 11:19:59 AM
I'm willing to extend this BIEnefit to all Farkettes.

/EIP
 
2014-06-10 11:20:56 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Can we get some examples of what may or may not constitute indecent exposure?


I for one am hoping for the ever elusive decent exposure.
 
2014-06-10 11:22:12 AM
www.autoweek.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:23:40 AM
If she's not drunk/stoned, she's in insulin shock. My money is on drunk/stoned, it's more common.
 
2014-06-10 11:23:47 AM
I am not sure I follow?  Can we have some female farkers give some selfie examples.  Woo-hoo I win the inappropriate troll award for the day.
 
2014-06-10 11:24:28 AM
I love how the article links her name to her mug shot. Saves me the trouble.
 
2014-06-10 11:25:37 AM

ChipNASA:


Don't you post images of my Lucille
 
2014-06-10 11:28:47 AM
What's the officer's Fark handle?
 
2014-06-10 11:29:24 AM
without reading the article, i can safely assume she was not attractive, because there seems to have been a degree of outrage
 
2014-06-10 11:29:28 AM

2xcited: I am not sure I follow?  Can we have some female farkers give some selfie examples.  Woo-hoo I win the inappropriate troll award for the day.


This post made me think of you screaming something at a bunch of contestants and then running up on stage and grabbing the trophy...

Meanwhile people are looking at you because they aren't sure if you are dumb, retarded, drunk/high, or all three...

Kind of like Kanye West in that awards show a few years back...
 
2014-06-10 11:30:28 AM

HaywoodJablonski: ChipNASA:

Don't you post images of my Lucille


 Your Lucille? Man, you better put them glasses back on and take a look at yourself.

 
2014-06-10 11:33:42 AM
By exposing her breasts to the cop before being taken in, it saves a lot of time at lockup.
 
2014-06-10 11:33:44 AM

ChipNASA: HaywoodJablonski: ChipNASA:

Don't you post images of my Lucille


 Your Lucille? Man, you better put them glasses back on and take a look at yourself.


Taking 'em off here, boss
 
2014-06-10 11:34:26 AM
And say goodbye to these!
 
2014-06-10 11:34:48 AM

colinspooky: Hey, subbs - you linked to wrong story. This one says "....woman is facing a charge of disorderly conduct...."


Read TFA.

"Due to her seemingly intoxicated condition and her repeated indecent condition, the officer placed her under arrest for disorderly conduct"
 
2014-06-10 11:49:25 AM
"Punchin' the clown here, boss!"
 
2014-06-10 11:56:59 AM
I think I'll refrain from my normal desperate attempts to solicit BIE and adopt an Uber -men's rights stance.

I bet if I had shown my balls I'd have been arrested on the first flash! Damn wymen.
 
2014-06-10 12:03:13 PM
When a woman is repeatedly exposing her breasts to me I start wondering if maybe she's flirting with me. Cops start wondering if they should start the arresting process.

I guess that's why I'm not a cop.
 
2014-06-10 12:05:08 PM
I've seen the elusive BIE, and I've had drunk women flash me.
It never gets old. Ever

/EIP
 
2014-06-10 12:07:51 PM
it's been a long time since I had any BIE
/EIP
 
2014-06-10 12:09:01 PM

Rigby-Reardon: And say goodbye to these!


What "these" look like.
There's never a poor excuse to link Judy Greer topless.
 
2014-06-10 12:13:05 PM
I received a obscene phone call last night, it took me 90 minutes to get them off the line!
 
2014-06-10 12:15:54 PM
WIPIN' IT OFF HERE, BOSS.
 
2014-06-10 12:25:20 PM
This is relevant to my interests...

But worthless without pics.
 
2014-06-10 12:27:06 PM
The line between "indecent" and "awesome" is often blurry and subjective...
 
2014-06-10 12:27:07 PM
BIE, EIP, yah you know me.
 
2014-06-10 12:27:33 PM

Rigby-Reardon: And say goodbye to these!


Eyes up here, Michael.  Eyes up here.
 
2014-06-10 12:30:08 PM

goldwarbird: colinspooky: Hey, subbs - you linked to wrong story. This one says "....woman is facing a charge of disorderly conduct...."

Read TFA.

"Due to her seemingly intoxicated condition and her repeated indecent condition, the officer placed her under arrest for disorderly conduct"


So why wasn't the charge indecent exposure and not disorderly conduct?

Haven't many courts ruled that topless is fine for women since men can go shirtless? The whole "equal treatment under the law" deal?

/In that vein, BIE?
//EIP
///do it for the crying bald eagles!
 
2014-06-10 12:32:14 PM

HaywoodJablonski: ChipNASA:

Don't you post images of my Lucille


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLKDFKRTdlo
 
2014-06-10 12:34:46 PM

Moonk: goldwarbird: colinspooky: Hey, subbs - you linked to wrong story. This one says "....woman is facing a charge of disorderly conduct...."

Read TFA.

"Due to her seemingly intoxicated condition and her repeated indecent condition, the officer placed her under arrest for disorderly conduct"

So why wasn't the charge indecent exposure and not disorderly conduct?

Haven't many courts ruled that topless is fine for women since men can go shirtless? The whole "equal treatment under the law" deal?

/In that vein, BIE?
//EIP
///do it for the crying bald eagles!


In Gwinnett County (where this took place), the disorderly conduct ordinance includes indecent exposure (link in article):

No person shall commit any of the following acts in a public place:
a.  An act or a simulated act of sexual intercourse or sodomy;
b.  A lewd exposure or indecent fondling of the sexual organs;
c.  A lewd caress or indecent fondling of the body of another person; or
d.  A lewd appearance in a state of partial or complete nudity.
 
2014-06-10 12:47:36 PM

Silly_Sot: If she's not drunk/stoned, she's in insulin shock. My money is on drunk/stoned, it's more common.


Around here, insulin shock/low blood sugar is a tasing and beating for "resisting arrest".
 
2014-06-10 12:53:00 PM
Need to see boobs in question, before voicing opinion.
 
2014-06-10 01:00:24 PM

ChipNASA: [www.autoweek.com image 479x287]
[i.imgur.com image 432x336]


Okay, I'll bite---who's the dame?
 
2014-06-10 01:04:43 PM

goldwarbird: Moonk: goldwarbird: colinspooky: Hey, subbs - you linked to wrong story. This one says "....woman is facing a charge of disorderly conduct...."

Read TFA.

"Due to her seemingly intoxicated condition and her repeated indecent condition, the officer placed her under arrest for disorderly conduct"

So why wasn't the charge indecent exposure and not disorderly conduct?

Haven't many courts ruled that topless is fine for women since men can go shirtless? The whole "equal treatment under the law" deal?

/In that vein, BIE?
//EIP
///do it for the crying bald eagles!

In Gwinnett County (where this took place), the disorderly conduct ordinance includes indecent exposure (link in article):

No person shall commit any of the following acts in a public place:
a.  An act or a simulated act of sexual intercourse or sodomy;
b.  A lewd exposure or indecent fondling of the sexual organs;
c.  A lewd caress or indecent fondling of the body of another person; or
d.  A lewd appearance in a state of partial or complete nudity.


See, it's clause "d" that is annoying. Not wearing a hat is partial nudity. A bikini is partial nudity, hell a burqa is still partial nudity.
 
2014-06-10 01:11:26 PM
In Gwinnett County (where this took place), the disorderly conduct ordinance includes indecent exposure (link in article):

No person shall commit any of the following acts in a public place:
a.  An act or a simulated act of sexual intercourse or sodomy;
b.  A lewd exposure or indecent fondling of the sexual organs;
c.  A lewd caress or indecent fondling of the body of another person; or
d.  A lewd appearance in a state of partial or complete nudity.

See, it's clause "d" that is annoying. Not wearing a hat is partial nudity. A bikini is partial nudity, hell a burqa is still partial nudity.


I suppose a bikini is fine as long as isn't lewd (?). Lewd seems to be their real litmus test as far as indecent exposure goes. I'm assuming they consider subsection "a" lewd by definition.
 
2014-06-10 01:15:04 PM
"As I stopped my patrol car, the female began waving her hands in the area [sic] and exposing her breasts

i1.cdnds.net

That's probably spelled right, and she *was* waving her hands in the area.


/very hard to search for a clean pic of a woman touching herself at work.
 
2014-06-10 01:17:45 PM

lifeboat: "Punchin' the clown here, boss!"


OK I just laughed WAY too hard at that.
 
2014-06-10 01:18:21 PM

Biff_Steel: WIPIN' IT OFF HERE, BOSS.


On the curtains??!
 
2014-06-10 01:19:31 PM

MelGoesOnTour: ChipNASA: [www.autoweek.com image 479x287]
[i.imgur.com image 432x336]

Okay, I'll bite---who's the dame?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veCZvM6-okQ

/damn youngsters...
 
2014-06-10 01:26:52 PM

ChipNASA: MelGoesOnTour: ChipNASA: [www.autoweek.com image 479x287]
[i.imgur.com image 432x336]

Okay, I'll bite---who's the dame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veCZvM6-okQ

/damn youngsters...


HumminaHumminaHummina...
 
2014-06-10 01:31:32 PM
Guess who, Chip?

/yeah, boner-kill

www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-06-10 01:41:19 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Guess who, Chip?

/yeah, boner-kill

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Laughs at your amateur attempt to kill mah boner.

xfinity.comcast.net

thoitrangtre.info
 
2014-06-10 01:51:34 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Guess who, Chip?

/yeah, boner-kill


She aged about as well as you'd expect. Luckily we have THAT sequence captured on film forever
 
2014-06-10 02:13:26 PM
You better button it in Gwinnett. Obscure?
 
2014-06-10 02:34:04 PM
Meh. They let PeeWee Herman masturbate twice before busting him in a porn theater.
 
2014-06-10 05:04:48 PM

ChipNASA: lifeboat: "Punchin' the clown here, boss!"

OK I just laughed WAY too hard at that.


Me too. Kudos lifeboat
 
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