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(International Business Times)   Brown bear in Spanish wilderness faces castration for having too much sex. With representation of what a brown bear having too much sex might look like (SFW)   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 36
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2014-06-10 08:43:28 AM
Zach Braff is inconsolable.
 
2014-06-10 08:56:34 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Zach Braff is inconsolable.


I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2014-06-10 09:47:39 AM
Bearly-legal!
 
2014-06-10 10:40:22 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-10 10:58:57 AM
How is this NOT a photoshop contest??

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:00:28 AM
I learned it from YOU , Mr. Ranger!
I learned it FROM WATCHING YOU!
 
2014-06-10 11:00:42 AM
Because natural selection.
 
2014-06-10 11:03:29 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:06:38 AM
Have him get married.
 
2014-06-10 11:07:04 AM
maxcdn.fooyoh.com
 
2014-06-10 11:07:47 AM
Damn, look at her hackles! Can you blame him?
 
2014-06-10 11:08:06 AM
I suspect we will be seeing pic on Fark many more times.
 
2014-06-10 11:08:43 AM

doubled99: Have him get married.


Damn, that's cruel and inhumane.

/sad trombone......ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2014-06-10 11:11:43 AM

cretinbob: [maxcdn.fooyoh.com image 570x370]


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-10 11:13:53 AM
Define "too much."
 
2014-06-10 11:14:36 AM
Couple of pervy bears too. Seem to be watching themselves on the Jumbo-tron.
 
2014-06-10 11:15:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 11:20:12 AM
Well, at least it's good to know that I'm safe from being castrated. *sob*
 
2014-06-10 11:27:10 AM
A bear there was
a bear, a bear
all black and brown
and covered with hair
Oh come they said
oh come to the fair
the fair? said he
but I'm a bear
all black and brown
and covered in hair!
And down the road
from here to there
from here, to there
three boys, a goat
and a dancing bear
they danced and spun
all the way to the fair!
Oh, sweet she was
and pure and fair
the maid with honey
in her hair, her hair
the maid with honey
in her hair
The bear smelled the scent
on the summer air
the bear, the bear
all black and brown
and covered with hair
he smelled the scent
on the summer air
he sniffed and roared
and smelled it there
honey on the summer air
Oh I'm a maid
and I'm pure and fair
I'll never dance
with a hairy bear
a bear, a bear
I'll never dance
with a hairy bear
The bear, the bear
lifted her high
into the air
the bear, the bear
I called for a knight
but you're a bear
a bear, a bear
all black and brown
and covered in hair
She kicked and wailed
the maid so fair
but he licked the honey
from her hair
her hair, her hair
he licked the honey
from her hair
Then she sighed and squealed
and kicked the air
she sang: my bear so fair
and off they went
the bear, the bear
and the maiden fair
 
2014-06-10 11:28:53 AM

robertus: cretinbob: [maxcdn.fooyoh.com image 570x370]

[img.fark.net image 600x1407]


The most hilarious movie poster, ever.
 
2014-06-10 11:32:27 AM
Who knew Spain has Republicans?

Wouldn't be a problem if the bear was white.
 
2014-06-10 11:38:38 AM
...Pyros, the alpha male, is threatening the survival of the species and action must be taken to prevent him impregnating any more females.

Wait, what?

/I know, inbreeding is bad but that sentence just didn't make any sense.
 
2014-06-10 11:38:47 AM
This has the makings of a new reality show. The bear version of the Duggars
 
2014-06-10 11:42:43 AM
Only you can prevent forest love.
 
2014-06-10 11:45:15 AM

doubled99: Have him get married.


And we have a winner!!!
 
2014-06-10 11:46:25 AM
Paging Baloo_Uriza. Baloo_Uriza, please pick up the white phone. Wait, why is it whi-eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww..........
 
2014-06-10 12:05:35 PM
can't they just move him to another area and repopulate that area? or throw him in with with a bunch of "rehabilitating" females that are going to be released?

I know nature can be cruel, but a few of them would live. The bear does not deserve to have them chopped off though...
 
2014-06-10 12:07:38 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Sh*t got real boo boo
 
2014-06-10 12:36:29 PM

vladimpaler: Who knew Spain has Republicans?


You need to read Hemingway.
 
2014-06-10 01:33:51 PM
Dose a bear hump in the woods?
 
2014-06-10 01:51:26 PM

stuffy: Dose a bear hump in the woods?


I'll pass on that dose of beat hump. Their nails are too long.
 
2014-06-10 01:55:26 PM
www.weruletheinternet.com
 
2014-06-10 01:55:47 PM
If FARK keeps repeating bears, then this bear's repeating. Kevin72 and an urban bear.

s25.postimg.org
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2014-06-10 02:03:19 PM
I'd ask what his fark handle is, but he has way too much sex to be a farker.
 
2014-06-10 03:13:04 PM

Kevin72: If FARK keeps repeating bears, then this bear's repeating. Kevin72 and an urban bear.

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I like your friendly look and tiny ears. But the guy in the red shirt doesn't look like he's wearing enough leather or the assless leather chaps required to be an urban bear.
 
2014-06-10 06:10:48 PM
grampyshouse.net
 
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