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(Discover)   Men who have a low sperm count urged to keep their hands off the sausage   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 17
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2014-06-10 09:47:45 AM  
Time for anecdotes!

I have 5 kids without trying and sausage is the primary meat source in this house. How many would we have if I put down the sausage? How many would we have if she had put down the sausage? Ohh!
 
2014-06-10 10:20:57 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: Time for anecdotes!

I have 5 kids without trying and sausage is the primary meat source in this house. How many would we have if I put down the sausage? How many would we have if she had put down the sausage? Ohh!


Actually if she had just swallowed instead...

\jk
\\i keed
\\\spitter
 
2014-06-10 11:55:49 AM  
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2014-06-10 12:20:02 PM  
Those little guys must be a a real biatch to count ...
 
2014-06-10 12:22:18 PM  
So what you are saying is: eat as much sausage as possible. Keep your cell phone in your pocket. Pull out. Smoke pot. Wear tight/hot underwear.

/VHEMT
 
2014-06-10 12:24:31 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Those little guys must be a a real biatch to count ...


2,495,203. . .2,495,204. . .2,49520 - dammit, I lost count again!
 
2014-06-10 12:30:04 PM  
But does it effect size?


/asking for a friend
 
2014-06-10 12:30:30 PM  
The headline is funny because sausage is a slang term for penis.
 
2014-06-10 12:43:21 PM  
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2014-06-10 01:38:06 PM  
Low sperm? Hands off sausage! Signed, Peter Willy Johnson.
 
2014-06-10 01:56:51 PM  
If you're eating a lot of sausage, you probably aren't interested in getting a woman pregnant anyway.

/oh, they mean food?
 
2014-06-10 02:26:44 PM  
"RESULTS:There was an inverse relation between processed red meat intake and total sperm count. The adjusted relative differences in total sperm counts for men in increasing quartiles of processed meat intake were 0 (ref), -3 (95% confidence interval = -67 to 37), -14 (-82 to 28), and -78 (-202 to -5) million (test for trend, P = 0.01). This association was strongest among men with abstinence time less than 2 days and was driven by a strong inverse relation between processed red meat intake and ejaculate volume (test for trend, P = 0.003). "

I keep telling people to lay off red meat, but nooooooo
 
2014-06-10 03:18:17 PM  
So, for those of us who hatedon't want kids and love sausage, win-win.

/ "love sausage"
/ not "love the sausage"
/ sausage
 
2014-06-10 04:20:29 PM  
Uh oh! Hope wife does not read this.
 
2014-06-10 10:14:53 PM  
I read somewhere else that bacon is also bad for the little guys.
 
2014-06-10 11:15:12 PM  
Somewhere something is bad for sperm.

They really need to take their vitamins a bit more...
But it's likely bad for them.
 
2014-06-11 07:57:20 AM  
So, eat large amounts of meat products, drink alcohol, smoke cannabis and don`t get enough sleep and as a result you won`t have kids, still enjoy life, and have a disposable income?

sounds great.

Love the people going "See, this is why you haven`t thrown your life in the toilet like me! Now do you see where you are going wrong?"

Sorry, don`t want to throw my life in the toilet just to have a mini-me...

images.sodahead.com

they always grow up like this anyway.
 
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