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2014-06-10 07:28:24 AM
You'd think they would have asked the passenger to get out after the 2nd scrape.
 
2014-06-10 08:16:37 AM
Hey, give the guy a break.  It's not often that you encounter variations in road height of that magnitude.  I mean, aside from bridges, ramps, concrete seams, gravel, and fallen leaves--when are you going to encounter conditions that extreme?
 
2014-06-10 09:23:06 AM
LOL.  stance.
 
2014-06-10 09:47:39 AM
Something something separating fools from their money.
 
2014-06-10 09:53:14 AM
Saw a kid with one of those types of kits on a Honda, ahead of me on the road. Happened to be a road with one of those raised crosswalks. No cars ahead of him, I gleefully watched as the dumbass accelerated well beyond the posted 35mph, correctly guessing he didn't know about the impending Dukes of Hazard moment he would soon face.

I was not disappointed. It was night time, and I watched the tail lights bounce WAY up, then come down.

However, based upon the debris littering the street, and the look on his face as I passed by where he'd pulled over, I'm guessing he was a tad disappointed. And I don't think he appreciated the really loud laughter coming from me.
 
2014-06-10 10:14:37 AM
"Aww hellz to tha yeah, son! This body kit gonna be sick, yo!"

*attaches kit with glue gun*
 
2014-06-10 10:21:06 AM
Wasn't even a curb, it was a driveway apron.  Kinda surprised he got it from wherever he was, to where he was going, without incident.
 
2014-06-10 10:24:14 AM
One of these guys managed to destroy his fart-in-a-coffee-can exhaust system while driving down a nominally-flat street a while back. It was an amazing noise, especially when the screaming started.
 
2014-06-10 10:28:03 AM

staplermofo: You'd think they would have asked the passenger to get out after the 2nd scrape.


Stop and ask yourself, "Do I really think that?  Is that the level of intelligence I'm watching?"
 
2014-06-10 10:29:17 AM
More money than sense. Fark him.
 
2014-06-10 10:38:17 AM
Poor people are stupid.

Why buy a ten year old ricer for $5,000 and then drop $10,000 in add-ons when you can just get a nice car for $15,000?

I mean, why buy a toyota with plastic stuff glued on, when you can get a certified pre-owned BMW/Lexus/Audi for the same price?
 
2014-06-10 10:47:36 AM
Top Gear had the same problem.

(skip to about 2:10)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFbG-4VWqpA
 
2014-06-10 10:52:38 AM
Lowering your car is ok if you live in a country with good roads. However, this much is insane (also illegal in my country)

I regret buying a already lowered Honda 16 years ago. Not because the car is crap, just that I am getting old and I now know why my grandparents didn't like getting out of my car...
 
2014-06-10 10:59:03 AM
yes, your little rice box can shoot down the road sounding like an angry bee at break neck speeds as you drop your "noss" shot... in the end, I can still get into my driveway at night.

Noss spelled as its said by these "car enthusiast"
 
2014-06-10 11:05:34 AM

ToastTheRabbit: yes, your little rice box can shoot down the road sounding like an angry bee at break neck speeds as you drop your "noss" shot... in the end, I can still get into my driveway at night.

Noss spelled as its said by these "car enthusiast"


And by break neck speeds you mean not even out of first gear yet pulling out of the driveway.
 
2014-06-10 11:12:17 AM

styckx: ToastTheRabbit: yes, your little rice box can shoot down the road sounding like an angry bee at break neck speeds as you drop your "noss" shot... in the end, I can still get into my driveway at night.

Noss spelled as its said by these "car enthusiast"

And by break neck speeds you mean not even out of first gear yet pulling out of the driveway.


I've yet to see a body kit that was not curb checked.
 
2014-06-10 11:27:21 AM
Never buy a used car that has:

1) Lowered/Lifted suspension
2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed
3) Been repainted poorly (badges and trim painted too, thin clear coat)
4) Ever been to Montreal during the winter
5) Ever driven by someone under the age of 21 (for a manual car)
6) Ever driven by someone under the age of 18 (for all others)
7) Ever had a decal on it (especially the name of the car or tuning brand that has nothing to do with this car on the windshield (e.g.: NISMO on a Toyota))
8) Had the windows tinted
9) Had a sunroof added
10) Had any bodywork done "on the cheap" (bondo on a foundation of rolled up newspapers, for example)
11) The ad says: Tires and rims pictured are not included in the sale.
12) Has sport seat inspired covers
13) Has the front license plate mounted under the drivers side headlight.
14) The brake drums in the back have been painted red or yellow.
15) Has offset racing stripes
 
2014-06-10 12:20:45 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:

1) Lowered/Lifted suspension
2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed
3) Been repainted poorly (badges and trim painted too, thin clear coat)
4) Ever been to Montreal during the winter
5) Ever driven by someone under the age of 21 (for a manual car)
6) Ever driven by someone under the age of 18 (for all others)
7) Ever had a decal on it (especially the name of the car or tuning brand that has nothing to do with this car on the windshield (e.g.: NISMO on a Toyota))
8) Had the windows tinted
9) Had a sunroof added
10) Had any bodywork done "on the cheap" (bondo on a foundation of rolled up newspapers, for example)
11) The ad says: Tires and rims pictured are not included in the sale.
12) Has sport seat inspired covers
13) Has the front license plate mounted under the drivers side headlight.
14) The brake drums in the back have been painted red or yellow.
15) Has offset racing stripes


This^ no seriously, I dont care if the car has 8 miles on it and was certified as a trailer queen show car...
 
2014-06-10 12:25:41 PM
Aftermarket stereo? Really? That's the first thing I've changed in every car I've owned, except my brand new Wrangler. Had a minidisc deck back when they were reasonably popular (early 00's), replaced numerous tape decks with CD/MP3 players, and pretty much any stereo without an input jack for my iPod had to go. Upgraded many a speaker too. I always bought the adapter kit and just plugged the new unit right in. There is a special place in hell for people who cut up a car's wiring harness to install a stereo.

Charles.
 
2014-06-10 12:47:50 PM

LemSkroob: Poor people are stupid.

Why buy a ten year old ricer for $5,000 and then drop $10,000 in add-ons when you can just get a nice car for $15,000?

I mean, why buy a toyota with plastic stuff glued on, when you can get a certified pre-owned BMW/Lexus/Audi for the same price?


I know there's a lot of hate for the car and the driver, but it's an S13 and that is a classic ride for a JDM enthusiast, and it's an absolute classic in the drift scene because it's cheap, there's tons of options for tuning, and it's got great handling.  And in drifting you are constantly breaking everything.

It's the same reason people fix up old muscle cars.  They usually sink a ton of money into them as well.

Now this car looks more show than go, but it's still got way more character than any non-M BMW and absolutely any Lexus excluding the LFA.  Audi is a different story, but you don't use Audi's for drifting because repairs cost a fortune.

Also, if you ever wondered why so many Japanese attach their aeros with zip ties, this video is exactly why.
 
2014-06-10 12:48:31 PM
What a worthless object that person turned their car into.

/further proving that money doesn't but good taste
 
2014-06-10 12:49:44 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:


Yeah, I don't agree with #2 or #8, I've done one of these on each of the 3 cars I've owned.  Rather, I've had it done by licensed professionals.  Stock stereos suck and tinted windows take the edge off the summer heat.  What's so wrong with that?

The rest, yeah, I totally agree with.

How about these instead?

2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed by someone other than a licensed professional
8) Had the windows tinted with reflective tint
 
2014-06-10 01:14:24 PM

NightSteel: Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:

Yeah, I don't agree with #2 or #8, I've done one of these on each of the 3 cars I've owned.  Rather, I've had it done by licensed professionals.  Stock stereos suck and tinted windows take the edge off the summer heat.  What's so wrong with that?

The rest, yeah, I totally agree with.

How about these instead?

2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed by someone other than a licensed professional
8) Had the windows tinted with reflective tint


I'd agree with ya on that. If the stereo is done fine then it's no problem but if it was done poorly, I'd worry about the wiring, state of the alternator and battery and whatever else was cheaped out on. These aren't hard and true rules to follow... some of them are just indications that the car might have other serious issues because of these red flags. It's not an "Open the oil fill cover, see white goo, walk away" indication but it's close.

Lexus did stock reflective tint on their mid 2000s SUV lines.. looked fine at the time but looks hilariously bad with faded paint and some rust. I was aiming more for trapped air bubbles under the film you see idiots use.
 
2014-06-10 01:31:58 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I was aiming more for trapped air bubbles under the film you see idiots use.


Fair enough.  I'll throw in 'if the window tint's purple' too, that's also a good indicator of cheaping out..
 
2014-06-10 02:00:56 PM

NightSteel: Tr0mBoNe: I was aiming more for trapped air bubbles under the film you see idiots use.

Fair enough.  I'll throw in 'if the window tint's purple' too, that's also a good indicator of cheaping out..


Tyvek tape used as brake light, with packing tape used for the reverse lights is also a hilarity.
 
2014-06-10 02:32:40 PM
I guess it doesn't snow where that guy lives. Or he's planning on using it as a snow plow.
 
2014-06-10 02:38:05 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:

1) Lowered/Lifted suspension
2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed
3) Been repainted poorly (badges and trim painted too, thin clear coat)
4) Ever been to Montreal during the winter
5) Ever driven by someone under the age of 21 (for a manual car)
6) Ever driven by someone under the age of 18 (for all others)
7) Ever had a decal on it (especially the name of the car or tuning brand that has nothing to do with this car on the windshield (e.g.: NISMO on a Toyota))
8) Had the windows tinted
9) Had a sunroof added
10) Had any bodywork done "on the cheap" (bondo on a foundation of rolled up newspapers, for example)
11) The ad says: Tires and rims pictured are not included in the sale.
12) Has sport seat inspired covers
13) Has the front license plate mounted under the drivers side headlight.
14) The brake drums in the back have been painted red or yellow.
15) Has offset racing stripes


Yeah, my van totally shouldn't have been bought because the radios from 1990 were so much better than the higher end models of today.  I hear you bro, AM radio beats satellite radio every day.
 
2014-06-10 02:51:16 PM

LemSkroob: I mean, why buy a toyota with plastic stuff glued on, when you can get a certified pre-owned BMW/Lexus/Audi for the same price?


If you're ever in Atlanta, check out  Great Gatsby's Antiques and Auctions.  They do a lot with architectural salvage, antiques and collectibles.  I visited them many years ago, and they had a cherry-red 1967 Ferrari 330 GT for sale at $37,500.  The leather interior was rough, but what the heck.

I wondered about all the folks out that day shelling out the same money for some new POS, when they could have had a really cool toy.  Yeah, I'm aware about finding a mechanic and such, but if you're going to drop that much for a Lexus or Porsche, go ahead and get the Ferrari!

They also had a matched pair of Harley Electra Glides for sale.


worldcarslist.com

This is the 2+2 version.  The one I saw was the 2-seater.
 
2014-06-10 03:26:54 PM
Wigger fail always warms my heart. Watched a food-court gangsta back his retarded little dipshiat-mobile into a pole earlier this year and it was pure gold, I tell you.


/everyone needs a hobby
 
2014-06-10 03:32:16 PM
wwsick.com

No really, this was my face

//Just kidding. I'm way hotter than this dude
 
2014-06-10 03:33:15 PM

NeuroticRocker: [wwsick.com image 498x500]

No really, this was my face

//Just kidding. I'm way hotter than this dude


Now for the record, I'm not a total asshole. If this happened to an unmodified car, I'd actually feel bad for them.
 
2014-06-10 03:58:40 PM

ToastTheRabbit: Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:

1) Lowered/Lifted suspension
2) Had an aftermarket stereo installed
3) Been repainted poorly (badges and trim painted too, thin clear coat)
4) Ever been to Montreal during the winter
5) Ever driven by someone under the age of 21 (for a manual car)
6) Ever driven by someone under the age of 18 (for all others)
7) Ever had a decal on it (especially the name of the car or tuning brand that has nothing to do with this car on the windshield (e.g.: NISMO on a Toyota))
8) Had the windows tinted
9) Had a sunroof added
10) Had any bodywork done "on the cheap" (bondo on a foundation of rolled up newspapers, for example)
11) The ad says: Tires and rims pictured are not included in the sale.
12) Has sport seat inspired covers
13) Has the front license plate mounted under the drivers side headlight.
14) The brake drums in the back have been painted red or yellow.
15) Has offset racing stripes

This^ no seriously, I dont care if the car has 8 miles on it and was certified as a trailer queen show car...


So, don't buy a used car then. Got it. I mean, some of things, yeah, but who doesn't put a different stereo in their car, do you think I would pay $500 at the dealer for something I could get at less than half that price aftermarket that's ten times better.
 
2014-06-10 04:00:24 PM
He needs an air ride set up, like my buddies Scion XB:

https://www.drive.net/r/scion/838733/
 
2014-06-10 04:04:54 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Never buy a used car that has:


Naked woman mud flaps and Brahma bull stickers on the front door panels.

With those stickers guarantees this car has the original oil, if any at all.
 
2014-06-10 04:20:17 PM
Scion = Lunchbox on wheels
 
2014-06-10 04:32:03 PM

Zizzowop: He needs an air ride set up, like my buddies Scion XB:

https://www.drive.net/r/scion/838733/


Exactly, if you want to modify the car that way, it still needs to adjust as you go.
 
2014-06-10 06:13:39 PM
Really, this can be fixed and would be better than, well, not new mind you, but about as good as before the most recent "modifications..."

news.3yen.com
 
2014-06-10 10:50:30 PM
$35 total damage...
 
2014-06-11 12:08:57 AM
I really don't understand what these bozos think they are accomplishing.  Their cars look like they were put together by an autistic twelve year old, they sound completely obnoxious and they're still going to be beat in every performance category by my ten year old stock Mustang.  It really goes beyond "stop liking what I don't like."  When someone displays that amount of dumbshiatted ignorance I really can't help but feel anything but contempt for them.
 
2014-06-11 12:42:08 AM
Yeah, but how many of you nerds have LEDs and mods to your PC to make it look like something other than a beige box?
 
2014-06-11 08:11:17 AM
Zizzowop:
So, don't buy a used car then. Got it. I mean, some of things, yeah, but who doesn't put a different stereo in their car, do you think I would pay $500 at the dealer for something I could get at less than half that price aftermarket that's ten times better.

I only buy used cars. Just they're always between 2 and 3 years old and come from a dealership or someone I trust. I used to do the beater path where $1000 was my budget but I spent too much time farking around with a car just about to die.
 
2014-06-11 09:21:57 AM
all these shadenfreunde comments make me wonder how many of them are made by nerdy types who hate what they don't have / don't understand.

i don't have a lower body kit car, but then again, i'm now in my 30s. in my 20s? sure, why not. hell, bolt on anything that makes you happy. it's your car. breaking things is part of it, and that body kit isn't all that expensive to repair..
 
2014-06-11 02:03:25 PM
Ahh a pretty white s13 coupe, my all time favorite =] It's probably adjustable and is just slammed to show off at the event.
 
2014-06-11 09:12:40 PM

duenor: all these shadenfreunde comments make me wonder how many of them are made by nerdy types who hate what they don't have / don't understand.

i don't have a lower body kit car, but then again, i'm now in my 30s. in my 20s? sure, why not. hell, bolt on anything that makes you happy. it's your car. breaking things is part of it, and that body kit isn't all that expensive to repair..


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