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(WESH Orlando)   Taking your daughter out for a walk on the beach is a nice idea. That is until you add the drinking, driving, getting in to an accident and fleeing the scene. All while under probation-ordered house arrest   (wesh.com) divider line 14
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2014-06-10 02:11:44 PM  
And where is the child abuse charge, people?
 
2014-06-10 02:49:47 PM  

AirForceVet: And where is the child abuse charge, people?


Let's not jump to conclusions.   He a 30 year old Florida resident.  She could have been 18.
 
2014-06-10 02:52:19 PM  
the aristocrats?
 
2014-06-10 02:53:08 PM  

AirForceVet: And where is the child abuse charge, people?

"What is Incest.....We were looking for Incest..."



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2014-06-10 03:01:33 PM  

AirForceVet: And where is the child abuse charge, people?


Because, Florida.
 
2014-06-10 03:06:45 PM  
Once again you've lowered the proverbial bar.

"Florida - Americas Wang"
 
2014-06-10 03:08:57 PM  
Guy drives like an old Asian woman.

Hell. Why, yes, one ticket please.
 
2014-06-10 03:09:22 PM  
Meanwhile back at mom's...

"Oh great, he get's her for a weekend and they go drinking and have car crashes and run from the police"

"Then when I get her back, I have to do bedtime and homework and brushing your teeth"

"It takes me 3 hours just to get her calmed down so she'll go to sleep."

"And guess who's the bad guy?!"
 
2014-06-10 03:10:47 PM  
What a loser.

I just came in here to laugh at the guy... I've certainly never been busted for taking a walk on the beach with my kids, getting trashed at a tiki bar, and then wrapping my car around several obstacles on the way home. So I feel far superior knowing that I got away with all of that when I lived in Florida, had kids, and got drunk after which I drove the car with the kids in it, all over the place wrecking into stuff.

Oh what fun we had!

Too bad for this guy though.
 
2014-06-10 04:32:26 PM  

phil her craken: Once again you've lowered the proverbial bar.

"Florida - Americas Wang"


Does that make Louisiana America's taint?  (or Mississippi).
 
2014-06-10 05:39:26 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: phil her craken: Once again you've lowered the proverbial bar.

"Florida - Americas Wang"

Does that make Louisiana America's taint?  (or Mississippi).


Well, that WOULD explain the smell.
 
2014-06-10 06:14:34 PM  
Uh, let me guess.  That's how he rolls?

/what do I win?
 
2014-06-10 07:00:47 PM  
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Invite your buddy and his daughter too!
 
2014-06-10 07:42:51 PM  
Sanford. Hometown of Larry the Cable Guy. *facepalm*
 
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