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(KSDK St. Louis)   When a journalist started seeing signs made of plywood with pink hearts painted on them she decided to investigate thinking it might be an interesting story... not knowing that it was all put together by her boyfriend as a way to propose   (ksdk.com) divider line 23
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4824 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2014 at 11:21 AM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-10 10:04:18 AM  
I can't wait until the black hearts line the roadway for the divorce.
 
2014-06-10 11:25:32 AM  
Too fat
 
2014-06-10 11:26:48 AM  
So, she did what pretty much any enterprising 21st century journalist would do

Not likely. Most of them would probably just go see if anybody had posted about it on Facebook.

and crowdsourced for information on Twitter

Oh.
 
2014-06-10 11:30:40 AM  

ChipNASA: Too fat


Yeah, hope she loses the fat before the wedding.
 
2014-06-10 11:30:42 AM  

ChipNASA: Too fat

 
2014-06-10 11:35:19 AM  

ChipNASA: Too fat

 
2014-06-10 11:37:59 AM  

ChipNASA: Too fat


Deep Contact: ChipNASA: Too fat

Yeah, hope she loses the fat before the wedding.



vudukungfu: ChipNASA: Too fat


walkerhound: ChipNASA: Too fat


Y'all are mean.  She's hot.  I would totally hit that.

img.fark.net

/likes 'em a little chubs
 
2014-06-10 11:38:04 AM  

ChipNASA: Too fat


Well I would have said "sharp knees" but I couldn't see them.
 
2014-06-10 11:39:56 AM  

Gunboat: ChipNASA: Too fat

Deep Contact: ChipNASA: Too fat

Yeah, hope she loses the fat before the wedding.


vudukungfu: ChipNASA: Too fat

walkerhound: ChipNASA: Too fat

Y'all are mean.  She's hot.  I would totally hit that.

[img.fark.net image 444x296]

/likes 'em a little chubs


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-10 11:40:11 AM  
For those of you that want further proof of our society's bizarre obsession with weddings, I offer http://howheasked.com/
 
2014-06-10 11:42:58 AM  
ChipNASA:
[www.quickmeme.com image 555x368]

You must be a skinny-lover.  That's fine.  We can go to the bar together.  I'll take the fat ones, you take the emaciated ones.  Kinda like the crippled guy with good eyesight riding on the shoulders of the blind, strong man.

/teamwork
 
2014-06-10 11:47:17 AM  
Next week, on Criminal Minds ...
 
2014-06-10 11:56:16 AM  
I am sick of proposal stories and I am sick of surprise soldier return stories. There, I said it. Not that I don't like those things, but enough, already.
 
2014-06-10 12:06:23 PM  

Gunboat: ChipNASA:
[www.quickmeme.com image 555x368]

You must be a skinny-lover.  That's fine.  We can go to the bar together.  I'll take the fat ones, you take the emaciated ones.  Kinda like the crippled guy with good eyesight riding on the shoulders of the blind, strong man.

/teamwork


In this case, you'd be the strong one?
 
2014-06-10 12:12:52 PM  
Hey, you guys are in luck! She's now another woman who will never sleep with you.
 
2014-06-10 12:22:16 PM  

Gunboat: ChipNASA:
[www.quickmeme.com image 555x368]

You must be a skinny-lover.  That's fine.  We can go to the bar together.  I'll take the fat ones, you take the emaciated ones.  Kinda like the crippled guy with good eyesight riding on the shoulders of the blind, strong man.

/teamwork


Did you know theres a midpoint between the two - healthy? I know you can only get obese whales, but some of us have standards.
 
2014-06-10 12:54:32 PM  
pffffft!  Welland Ontario.
/slow news day maybe in STL?
 
2014-06-10 01:32:22 PM  
Retard Wrangler:
Did you know theres a midpoint between the two - healthy? I know you can only get obese whales, but some of us have standards.

Interesting use of words.  Hmm...  where else have I seen those....

img.fark.net

And by the way, girl in TFA is not an "obese whale."  I'll say it again:  y'all are just mean.  She's totally hittable.
 
2014-06-10 01:44:40 PM  
She's not THAT fat.

but she should investigate wearing something other than horizontal stripes.
 
2014-06-10 02:48:59 PM  

Gunboat: For those of you that want further proof of our society's bizarre obsession with weddings, I offer http://howheasked.com/


And yet...not too obsessed with marriage, are they?
 
2014-06-10 02:50:42 PM  

TheOther: She's not THAT fat.

but she should investigate wearing something other than horizontal stripes.


Not yet, but give her 5 years at her desk job, and that ass will spread like a summertime wildfire.
 
2014-06-10 03:06:40 PM  

Sniffers Row: TheOther: She's not THAT fat.

but she should investigate wearing something other than horizontal stripes.

Not yet, but give her 5 years at her desk job, and that ass will spread like a summertime wildfire.


Give her a bike, and a place to live 5 miles from her job, and everyone here would change their tune in less than a month.
Either that or the stress involved with wedding planning.
 
2014-06-10 07:57:48 PM  

tlars699: Sniffers Row: TheOther: She's not THAT fat.

but she should investigate wearing something other than horizontal stripes.

Not yet, but give her 5 years at her desk job, and that ass will spread like a summertime wildfire.

Give her a bike, and a place to live 5 miles from her job, and everyone here would change their tune in less than a month.
Either that or the stress involved with wedding planning.


I told a gal to jog once. Just drive to the coast and get out and turn left or right, doesn't matter. When you get back to the car, call me.
She didn't.
Fatass
 
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