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(LA Times)   And Lil' Kim takes over the lead with this month's wacky baby name   (latimes.com) divider line 73
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2014-06-10 12:56:54 AM  
SWEET LORD ABOVE! THAT WOMAN'S FACE IS BROKEN!!!
 
2014-06-10 01:45:06 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: SWEET LORD ABOVE! THAT WOMAN'S FACE IS BROKEN!!!


Came to say this. E-gads!
 
2014-06-10 01:51:41 AM  
That is some seriously bad plastic surgery.  Wow.
 
2014-06-10 02:35:39 AM  
I dare anyone in the world to name their kid PhoQueue.
 
2014-06-10 02:45:05 AM  
Could have been Jong-Un, so she's got that going for her, which is good.
 
2014-06-10 02:48:03 AM  

fusillade762: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: SWEET LORD ABOVE! THAT WOMAN'S FACE IS BROKEN!!!

Came to say this. E-gads!


Same here. Seriously, with all of the money she has she couldn't hire a plastic surgeon who would make her look like a human being? Even Joan Rivers looks better than she does. Lil Kim looks like she went to a hotel pumping party.
 
2014-06-10 03:42:03 AM  
Was Crackhead Junkie already taken?
 
2014-06-10 03:45:50 AM  
I would ask "WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?" but she looks like a classic plastic surgery addict.
 
2014-06-10 03:53:54 AM  
Though Kim, real name Kimberly Denise Jones, hasn't confirmed who the child's father is, he is believed to be New York rapper Mr. Papers.

i466.photobucket.com

/my headline was better "Lil' Kim gives birth to Lil' Bastard"
 
2014-06-10 03:55:39 AM  

27.media.tumblr.com
The Ghetto Harlequin Hustle

 
mhd
2014-06-10 04:04:18 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: SWEET LORD ABOVE! THAT WOMAN'S FACE IS BROKEN!!!


Maybe it's one of them iPhone panorama glitches?

And yeah, it's a silly name, but going by "Royal" in school sounds harmless enough and will probably the least of the kids problems.

/signed, "Who's like God", son of "Glorious Wolf"
 
2014-06-10 04:28:35 AM  

mhd: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: SWEET LORD ABOVE! THAT WOMAN'S FACE IS BROKEN!!!

Maybe it's one of them iPhone panorama glitches?


Those things are great! Always crack me up.

Her face, however, is very much biffed from surgery. Shame people do that to themselves.
 
2014-06-10 05:40:32 AM  

SpdrJay: I dare anyone in the world to name their kid PhoQueue.


My mom did.  She just had to spell it differently.
 
2014-06-10 06:27:42 AM  
I'm more surprised she was able to have a kid. Isn't Lil Kim like, 49? I bet it's messed up.
 
2014-06-10 06:38:16 AM  

Bathysphere: Isn't Lil Kim like, 49? I bet it's messed up.

What does age have to do with Lil Kim's kid being messed up?
 
2014-06-10 07:11:19 AM  
www.nairaland.com
 
2014-06-10 07:12:53 AM  
Royal Reign? Not even in the top 10 worst names I've seen. At least she spelled them correctly.
 
2014-06-10 07:13:41 AM  
Jesus, she looks like a 65 year-old Korean woman trying to look 40. And failing.
 
2014-06-10 07:14:48 AM  
Growing up for that kid is gonna be a Royal Pain.

/juicy
 
2014-06-10 07:15:35 AM  
Royal Reign's first plastic surgery is scheduled for Thursday.
 
2014-06-10 07:23:05 AM  

buntz: [www.nairaland.com image 600x600]


She wanted to be Asian?
 
2014-06-10 07:43:44 AM  
Airwrecka
 
2014-06-10 07:54:20 AM  
Roy  L. Raine
 
2014-06-10 07:59:05 AM  
WTF happened to her face? Kill it with fire!
 
2014-06-10 08:00:23 AM  
Valtrexia?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-06-10 08:07:38 AM  
Damn! Back in the day I would've tapped that so hard. Now I would probably give myself the double tap to the side of my head if I woke up next to that.
 
2014-06-10 08:09:05 AM  
Royal Region? Could be worse.
 
2014-06-10 08:13:58 AM  
There's a reason Nicki Minaj refers to her as "Baby Bop."
 
2014-06-10 08:14:08 AM  

Summoner101: buntz: [www.nairaland.com image 600x600]

She wanted to be Asian?


Close. She wanted to be Kenny Rogers.
 
2014-06-10 08:25:49 AM  
Lil Kim looks like she went to a hotel pumping party


And nine months later ...
 
2014-06-10 08:26:46 AM  
she looks like the illegitimate Jackson
 
2014-06-10 08:35:16 AM  
It's sad because she was a pretty girl. Pretty eyes, beautiful smile, and a gorgeous complexion. Now she looks like the love child of Tila Tequila and Michael Jackson. If that child were in her 60's.
 
2014-06-10 08:46:54 AM  
lil kim, befores to now...

/not a slideshow
//but it is buzzfeed
 
2014-06-10 08:54:49 AM  
The "Dancing With the Stars" alum also that she still planned to work during her pregnancy.

Someone at the LA Times accidentally the whole copyeditor.

And when li'l Royal Reign grows up, she can marry this guy:

www.blackcelebkids.com
 
2014-06-10 08:59:10 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Such a shame...she actually used to look good...don't understand why people cant just age and be themselves...
 
2014-06-10 08:59:46 AM  
Now its:  i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-10 09:03:12 AM  
I can only assume at this point she is attempting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Bathysphere: I'm more surprised she was able to have a kid. Isn't Lil Kim like, 49? I bet it's messed up.


Wiki says she is 38 or 39. She just looks old enough to require carbon dating.
 
2014-06-10 09:04:55 AM  
The best one I've seen so far is a kid named "La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks".

How 'Groe can you go?
 
2014-06-10 09:05:37 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-10 09:07:38 AM  

vonster: The best one I've seen so far is a kid named "La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks".

How 'Groe can you go?


A challenger appears:

joeydevilla.com
 
2014-06-10 09:12:09 AM  

SubBass49: don't understand why people cant just age and be themselves.


Like Dawn Wells. Born in 1938, mind you.
 
2014-06-10 09:13:20 AM  

SubBass49: [24.media.tumblr.com image 505x401]

Such a shame...she actually used to look good...don't understand why people cant just age and be themselves...


Wow, I thought the chin was her first piece of the awful plastic surgery, but it was her real chin and it just looked very fake. If she had to do something, I could understand just getting the chin shaved a bit, the rest was fine. Now it all looks as weird as her chin.
 
2014-06-10 09:25:38 AM  
I'll just leave this here:

--- EAST --- D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

--- WEST --- Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop Dan Smith
 
2014-06-10 09:37:48 AM  

Katolu: I'll just leave this here:

--- EAST --- D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

--- WEST --- Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop Dan Smith


It's pronounce "Lah DASH AH' acause de dash don't be silent.
Don' be ignant.
 
2014-06-10 09:38:23 AM  
Royal Reign's  a great fark name. Nice of mom to plan ahead for once.
 
2014-06-10 09:52:04 AM  
Like her face caught on file and someone tried to put it out with a sharp stick.
 
2014-06-10 09:53:20 AM  
You came in that thing. Your'e braver than I thought
 
2014-06-10 09:57:35 AM  

puckrock2000: vonster: The best one I've seen so far is a kid named "La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks".

How 'Groe can you go?

A challenger appears:

[joeydevilla.com image 452x635]


I think that baby is flashing a gang sign already. they grow up so fast. wtf urhines?
 
2014-06-10 10:06:40 AM  
Still better than Apple.
 
2014-06-10 10:13:00 AM  
www.comichacksguide.com
 
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