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2014-06-10 12:44:59 AM
So could ham-boning.
 
2014-06-10 01:39:13 AM
MOBA players are still terrible human beings
 
2014-06-10 01:40:01 AM

SilentStrider: So could ham-boning.


New, from Blizzard "HamBone Online".
 
2014-06-10 01:43:45 AM
So could being a cam-whore.
 
2014-06-10 01:45:32 AM
And then again it couldn't......
 
hej
2014-06-10 01:45:37 AM
Or possibly it could be the reason these guys broke in, in the first place.
 
2014-06-10 01:48:31 AM

hej: Or possibly it could be the reason these guys broke in, in the first place.


Ding, ding, ding! We have a winnar!

Criminals and attention whores doing stupid things on the internet:

News at 11.
 
2014-06-10 01:49:32 AM
If only she had a gun...
 
2014-06-10 01:52:57 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MOBA players are still terrible human beings


Correct answer achieved.  Thread locked.  Everyone go home.
 
2014-06-10 01:54:26 AM
Playing games online *with cleavage on a webcam* could save your life
 
2014-06-10 01:56:44 AM
I'm glad it turned out ok though. because damn that is a fine piece of ass.
 
2014-06-10 01:59:20 AM
Yeah, something tells me they would let most people just die.

But it's a reasonably attractive girl, so someone hoped to get at least a racy photo in thanks.
 
2014-06-10 02:00:17 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MOBA players are still terrible human beings


So true.

/plays League off and on
//what is it about that genre that brings out the worst in people, anyway?
 
2014-06-10 02:02:13 AM

StopLurkListen: Playing games online *with cleavage on a webcam* could save your life


Or end up with something straight out of George R. R. Martin's sick mind...
 
2014-06-10 02:02:31 AM
Since when is "Operation" an online video game?

/drtfa
 
2014-06-10 02:03:17 AM
This man could be *your* hero....

oi62.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-10 02:05:41 AM
wallpaperszoo.com
 
2014-06-10 02:07:42 AM

StopLurkListen: Playing games online *with cleavage on a webcam* could save your life


I wonder how many losers watch her gaming just because she is hot.
FTFA: "According to Pooley, authorities elsewhere also got calls from other people who were watching the video feed and who also saw the break-in. He said dispatchers were trying to pin down details of those calls."
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She is one of those women you see in the US (particularly the South West) where she may have (partial) Native American or East Asian ancestry but it is hard to distinguish what, but that is no excuse to stalk her. (How many of her viewers had actually tracked down her home address?)
 
2014-06-10 02:09:38 AM
ishouldastayedhomeandplayedwithmyself.cr2
 
2014-06-10 02:11:51 AM
Here's a thought. If you find a decent story on the daily fail, find another news source hosting the story before posting to Fark.

/Desperately seeking credibility
 
2014-06-10 02:22:03 AM

Angelcatkthx: Here's a thought. If you find a decent story on the daily fail, find another news source hosting the story before posting to Fark.

/Desperately seeking credibility


It's the DF so.... There's no such thing as vidya, women, or telephones till I see proof otherwise.
 
2014-06-10 02:24:21 AM

Angelcatkthx: Here's a thought. If you find a decent story on the daily fail, find another news source hosting the story before posting to Fark.

/Desperately seeking credibility


So I GIS'd 5 dollar foot long and found some image tied to Charlie Sheen and Egyptian protests. Dated and off topic. *shrugs*

dmentz1.files.wordpress.com

*shuffles round in fridge*

SUNNY D!!!!
 
2014-06-10 02:34:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0X5GYkF_vo

Someone on the dota2 subreddit posted the stream on youtube.

Published on Jun 9, 2014
timeline of
Published on Jun 9, 2014
timeline of events
01:56 - Sajedene hears a knock
03:10 - Intruder breaks in, Sajedene runs to investigate.
03:32 - Suspected intruder steps into cam
07:20 - Intruder steps into cam again, seemingly looting.
and carrying Sajedene's firearms
12:30 - Sajedene's team-mates read the twitch chat and find out that a robbery is under progress.
15:50 - intruder steps into cam once again, shutting down the lights amongst other things.
17:09 - webcam gets disconnected
17:17 stream ends, probably from computer getting disconnected.
 
2014-06-10 02:40:25 AM
 
2014-06-10 02:50:59 AM
I'm glad everything turned out okay.  It could've been far worse.
 
2014-06-10 02:53:13 AM
If she is feeling a bit traumatized, she is welcome to stay in my basement and play her video games. I've got two computers, so I can continue farking on the other one, and a fiber connection. Maybe need to invest in some boxies though. Lots of boxies.
 
2014-06-10 02:56:14 AM
This is precisely why you should not post pics or video of valuable/thieveable items online. Like glamour shots of you and your rifle.
 
2014-06-10 02:59:22 AM

Mike_LowELL: God-is-a-Taco: MOBA players are still terrible human beings

Correct answer achieved.  Thread locked.  Everyone go home.

"Dota is a terrible genre for three reasons.  First of all, I am not very good at it.  All the Dota players get all the chicks, and this makes me very angry.  Taylor Swift came into my room in the middle of the night and whispered into my ear that she wanted me to smell her hair.  But when she found out I was not good at Dota, she left."


It seems you have a totally unbiased opinion in these matters.
 
2014-06-10 03:04:42 AM
"The suspects are both described as Hispanic."

They mean white right?  Or is that only when skittles and blacks are involved?
 
2014-06-10 03:07:38 AM
Hello friends,
For those that don't know, we had a little incident today. While
@Sajedene was live streaming, a couple robbers broke down our door
and held us at gun point. This was around 4AM local time, and
believe it or not, the loud crashing of the door wasn't enough to
prompt ANY neighbors to call the police.
But like i said, my girlfriend was streaming at the time and while
they were holding us captive in our bedroom, a man with a gun
showed up on her camera. As a result of this, our friends from
around the world worked frantically to contact the police, which
ended up saving us a few hours later.
I might go into more detail about the whole thing as time goes on,
but as you might imagine we are pretty shaken up. All I know is
that we were not the intended target.

I'd like to give a huge thanks to the community for stepping up to
the plate when things got serious. We haven't gotten a chance to
read up on what transpired from your side of things, but it has
become clear that @KuyaAce, @NeilFails, and @SpawnRulz literally saved our lives today. For that, I don't think we can ever repay you. Also @Cyborgmatt and others helped in ways that helped lead to our
rescue. If I'm missing anyone, I apologize, but like i said, we
haven't had a chance to catch up.
We're in recovery mode right now. But we want to thank all the
people who have shown their support. It is truly amazing what the
internet is capable of, and the Dota 2 community in particular has
been amazing. Who would have thought that streaming could save
your life?
I was actually in the middle of editing the audio for our next
guide at the time, so that might be delayed a bit (lol)
Thanks again friends. We'll be in touch soon.
PS: The DC Kittens (Monkey and King B) are both fine, much to our
relief.
 
2014-06-10 03:08:18 AM

worlddan: It seems you have a totally unbiased opinion in these matters.


I am the most unbiased person on these forums.  Everyone knows that I carefully evaluate which side of the issue to take before taking the most abrasive one and ruining the thread.
 
2014-06-10 03:10:02 AM

doglover: Angelcatkthx: Here's a thought. If you find a decent story on the daily fail, find another news source hosting the story before posting to Fark.

/Desperately seeking credibility

It's the DF so.... There's no such thing as vidya, women, or telephones till I see proof otherwise.


Go back to /pol/.
 
2014-06-10 03:14:52 AM
So? Playing coin-op games at the trailer park could save everyone's lives. d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net
 
2014-06-10 03:16:30 AM

lewismarktwo: All I know is that we were not the intended target.


I'm guessing there was some unambiguous interaction with the robbers, like "where's Carlos keep the money".

Look, cops aren't the only ones who mess up no-knock raids.
 
2014-06-10 03:22:55 AM
You just know one of her teammates is still probably mad that she went AFK
 
2014-06-10 03:29:50 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: So? Playing coin-op games at the trailer park could save everyone's lives. [d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net image 785x404]


DAMN, now THAT is an old reference.  +1 to you, sir.

/good movie
 
2014-06-10 03:46:07 AM
So once again it's proven that not only does having a gun not save you from jackshiat, but it also puts your life at risk.
 
2014-06-10 04:01:13 AM
Here's a legal question... Since the Xbone is required to be online 24/7/365 with cameras enabled, is Microsoft legally liable to contact the authorities if a crime or injury occurs in front of the Xbox One?

/Yeah, I have a LOT of free time.
//Been playing through Red Dead Redemption for the first time.
///Don't really care for online gaming.
////Mostly because my skillz are rather lackluster, and I get butthurt whenever a 10 year old kid makes a mockery of my short-bus like unique brand of palsied manual dexterity.
 
2014-06-10 04:01:41 AM

Bonzo_1116: This is precisely why you should not post pics or video of valuable/thieveable items online. Like glamour shots of you and your rifle.


www.viceland.com
 
2014-06-10 04:10:11 AM
fusillade762: [www.viceland.com image 550x412]

It always kills me that the guitar hero controller is back there.
 
2014-06-10 04:32:07 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Here's a legal question... Since the Xbone is required to be online 24/7/365 with cameras enabled, is Microsoft legally liable to contact the authorities if a crime or injury occurs in front of the Xbox One?


1) There's no one watching those cameras at microsoft,  so no.  (yea yea I'm naive, NSA, hacking, $S is evil, can't trust it, bla bla)

2)  They plan on selling versions without the cameras so they're not required anymore,  or won't be when the camraless ones come out.
 
2014-06-10 04:33:07 AM
*M$ is evil that should say.
 
2014-06-10 04:34:14 AM
Given that almost all armed intrusions are drug business related, it is pretty likely the target was a dealer,maker, or someone owing drug money and they got the address wrong.
 
2014-06-10 05:00:26 AM

Bonzo_1116: This is precisely why you should not post pics or video of valuable/thieveable items online. Like glamour shots of you and your rifle.


Remember, open-carry tards: Keep it safe, keep it secret, keep it hidden.
Get rid of those asinine "Insured by Smith & Wesson" signs, too, while you're at it.
 
2014-06-10 06:16:55 AM
Well, last night a DJ saved my life.
 
2014-06-10 06:17:01 AM
i1.ytimg.com

It can also mysteriously heal the paralyzed.
 
2014-06-10 06:48:32 AM

Theory Of Null: If only she had a gun...


i.dailymail.co.uk
You mean like this one she's holding?
 
2014-06-10 07:15:17 AM

cretinbob: So once again it's proven that not only does having a gun not save you from jackshiat, but it also puts your life at risk.


Having a bolt action rifle stowed away in a case in the back of a closet and having a handgun on your hip/within reach are two different things.
/I know I know, you're trolling
 
2014-06-10 07:34:58 AM

Cpl.D: Feral_and_Preposterous: So? Playing coin-op games at the trailer park could save everyone's lives. [d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net image 785x404]

DAMN, now THAT is an old reference.  +1 to you, sir.

/good movie


It's not that old.  I mean, I got the reference.  And I'm not old.  Right?

/old
 
2014-06-10 07:48:11 AM

God-is-a-Taco: MOBA players are still terrible human beings

---

upload.wikimedia.org

Oh yes, I agree - this place is full of terrible.  But funny.

/its actually a real place, just outside Boston
 
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