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2014-06-09 07:32:14 PM
"Now that they are married they can sleep in the same bed and hopefully have some puppies together."

Well, except after they fight.  Then the husband has to sleep in the doghouse.
 
2014-06-09 08:08:23 PM
As much as pugs are awesome...they're not THAT awesome.
 
2014-06-09 08:41:10 PM
Great. Republicans said this was gonna happen. We didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

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Thanks, Obama and Gays!
 
2014-06-09 09:28:40 PM
A friend of mine has a pair of American Eskimos. She plans on having a wedding for them in August
 
2014-06-09 10:15:21 PM
Worked a 6000 dollar banquet at a Hyatt in 1981. It was for a toy poodles birthday party.
 
2014-06-09 10:18:48 PM
You may now sniff the bride's anus.
 
2014-06-09 10:23:05 PM
it must be nice to have money to burn........
 
2014-06-09 10:23:21 PM
They said this was next.  You should have listened to them.
 
2014-06-09 10:23:33 PM
We have two pugs...they are both fixed. I guess just a civil union for Egroll and Twinkie then.
 
2014-06-09 10:23:46 PM
Hey, that's really not interesting
 
2014-06-09 10:24:28 PM
You didn't hear it from me, but Betty might not have deserved to wear a white dress.
 
2014-06-09 10:27:51 PM
Still not as much of a waste of money as waving the magic Executive Order wand and limiting student loan payments to 10% so some kid with plates in his ear lobes can spend five years in some never-heard-of-it college getting a degree in Sociology while working in a vintage record shop and taking pills for some made up disease like autism or Asperger's.
 
2014-06-09 10:29:55 PM
I have a male and a female but they're brother/sister from the same litter so eww
/yes, they're both broken
 
2014-06-09 10:30:01 PM
Wow. I myself have a 5 year old female pug, and I thought I spoiled her. Until reading this that is.
 
2014-06-09 10:31:22 PM

Old Man Winter: You didn't hear it from me, but Betty might not have deserved to wear a white dress.


That biatch!
 
2014-06-09 10:33:46 PM
 
2014-06-09 10:39:26 PM
The world is broken.
 
2014-06-09 10:41:11 PM
£2,000 is a ton of money.
 
2014-06-09 10:42:31 PM
How sweet to hear about a happy couple who tied the knot.
 
2014-06-09 10:42:48 PM

whatshisname: The world is broken.


Well fortunately, it was a male dog and female dog so you can relax because Almighty God only smites entire planets when the gay boy dogs get married (so I'm told).
 
2014-06-09 10:46:34 PM

cyberspacedout: How sweet to hear about a happy couple who tied the knot.


With great regret, I see what you did there.   What has been read cannot be unread.
 
2014-06-09 10:51:26 PM

HawgWild: Great. Republicans said this was gonna happen. We didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

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Thanks, Obama and Gays!


came to say something similar, can simply call it a night.
 
2014-06-09 10:58:05 PM

nickdaisy: Still not as much of a waste of money as waving the magic Executive Order wand and limiting student loan payments to 10% so some kid with plates in his ear lobes can spend five years in some never-heard-of-it college getting a degree in Sociology while working in a vintage record shop and taking pills for some made up disease like autism or Asperger's.


And don't forget the twenty-year limit.  If you fail to pay it off by then, poof, debt is gone.
 
2014-06-09 10:59:17 PM
The happy couple?
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2014-06-09 11:02:37 PM
How did we get to student loans?
 
2014-06-09 11:04:10 PM
Ridiculous, they could have put a down payment on a doghouse for that kind of cash
 
2014-06-09 11:05:48 PM

jaylectricity: How did we get to student loans?


this is Fark, any thread can lead to any topic!
 
2014-06-09 11:07:04 PM

jaylectricity: How did we get to student loans?


Six degrees of Barack Obama.  Please keep up with the rest of the class.
 
2014-06-09 11:11:41 PM

jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.


*rips off headphones* I guess that's what the vacuum cleaner sounds like to a dog.
 
2014-06-09 11:16:30 PM
FTFA:  Meanwhile, her long-suffering-husband, Julian Reynolds, 43, said: "It's all bonkers."

I cannot imagine someone with a sadder life than that guy.
 
2014-06-09 11:18:47 PM

UsikFark: jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.

*rips off headphones* I guess that's what the vacuum cleaner sounds like to a dog.


Yeah, I can't even imagine trying to keep an erection while she's making that sound.
 
2014-06-09 11:18:52 PM

jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.


Oh my lord. You're just going to leave that there? In a thread about puppies?
 
2014-06-09 11:22:45 PM

morg: jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.

Oh my lord. You're just going to leave that there? In a thread about puppies?


I mean, pugs, student loans, grapefruits...THIS THREAD HAS EVERYTHING!
 
2014-06-09 11:25:59 PM
Before we can understand the scale of this wedding we really need to know how many other dogs were in each £.
 
2014-06-09 11:36:11 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Before we can understand the scale of this wedding we really need to know how many other dogs were in each £.


These are purebred, puppy-farm dogs, not from the £
 
2014-06-09 11:44:56 PM

rkiller1: £2,000 is a ton of money.


HAH! I was going to say something similar in a less clever way. Well done.
 
2014-06-09 11:47:43 PM

Deddude9988: rkiller1: £2,000 is a ton of money.

HAH! I was going to say something similar in a less clever way. Well done.


Glad I could add humarity to the thread.
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2014-06-10 12:16:45 AM
I once had a coworker who had a pug named Frank [For MiB, if that's obscure for you kids...] and before I left, she adopted another named Beans...she couldn't wait to show off their pictures...
 
2014-06-10 12:16:51 AM

jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.


Hooly shiat!  Someone flipped the switch and turned on the garbage disposal/vacuum cleaner and made me wake up.
 
2014-06-10 12:59:00 AM
Next step: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-ani mal_marriage
 
2014-06-10 01:02:07 AM
Reminds me of my niece's wedding.  I've seen better faces on iodine bottles.
 
2014-06-10 01:14:51 AM
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2014-06-10 01:29:45 AM

rkiller1: cyberspacedout: How sweet to hear about a happy couple who tied the knot.

With great regret, I see what you did there.   What has been read cannot be unread.


I must admit, I stole the pun from a previous dog marriage thread. One thing I like about big sites like this is there's always a new audience for tasteless jokes.
 
2014-06-10 02:28:13 AM
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2014-06-10 02:49:29 AM
Marriage equality: good.
Forced marriage: bad.
This story was almost made for: Fark
 
2014-06-10 03:12:52 AM

jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.


Wouldn't that sting?

If you're into pain you could use a lemon or a lime maybe?
 
2014-06-10 06:16:55 AM
From what I hear, he's already sniffing around a little biatch that lives down the block.
 
2014-06-10 07:20:15 AM
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What a 2,000 pound wedding might look like.
 
2014-06-10 07:28:15 AM

jaylectricity: morg: jaylectricity: In other news, I just married a grapefruit. NSFW.

Oh my lord. You're just going to leave that there? In a thread about puppies?

I mean, pugs, student loans, grapefruits...THIS THREAD HAS EVERYTHING!


Not quite.  Does not include flaming poo.  Fail!  I said "Fail, Sir!"

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2014-06-10 07:44:21 PM
I edited the video for this for the website. It will go live in the morning. I think I'm scarred for life! lol
 
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