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(Daily Mail)   Single mom works three jobs, and may take a fourth, so her daughter can. A) Eat. B) Get a good education. C) Spend over £600 a month shopping for clothes and shoes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2014-06-09 07:52:59 PM  
It's fake, but at least fake mom has fake jobs instead of fake mooching from fake relatives or fake government handouts.
 
2014-06-09 08:44:32 PM  

Gig103: It's fake, but at least fake mom has fake jobs instead of fake mooching from fake relatives or fake government handouts.


Who gives a sh*t? It's not like we live in that fake country.

"England." Yeah. Right.
 
2014-06-09 09:01:00 PM  
I think Option A is well covered, subby.
 
2014-06-09 09:17:38 PM  
Really... and how many jobs does La Gordita have?
 
2014-06-09 09:31:27 PM  
I can see why. That girl needs all the help she can get.
 
2014-06-09 09:35:26 PM  
I have a friend who does the same for his wife and daughter. One rare night out he told he really just does it to stay out of the house because " the estrogen is f*cking killing me."
 
2014-06-09 09:36:52 PM  
Ya know, ifbi wanted to see 30 Daily Mail articles a day I would go to their website. Can we stop greenlighting EVERYTHING they put online?
 
2014-06-09 09:37:46 PM  
D) Dentistry isn't free
 
2014-06-09 09:38:35 PM  

Shostie: Gig103: It's fake, but at least fake mom has fake jobs instead of fake mooching from fake relatives or fake government handouts.

Who gives a sh*t? It's not like we live in that fake country.

"England." Yeah. Right.


The map of it even looks like a laughing man with a hat. Risible indeed.
 
2014-06-09 09:39:25 PM  

Fano: Shostie: Gig103: It's fake, but at least fake mom has fake jobs instead of fake mooching from fake relatives or fake government handouts.

Who gives a sh*t? It's not like we live in that fake country.

"England." Yeah. Right.

The map of it even looks like a laughing man with a hat. Risible indeed.


That map is fake.
 
2014-06-09 09:39:33 PM  

Jakesta: Ya know, ifbi wanted to see 30 Daily Mail articles a day I would go to their website. Can we stop greenlighting EVERYTHING they put online?


I miss when we lived and died by Mainichi Wai Wai. They had the best quasi made up stories.
 
2014-06-09 09:39:48 PM  
Is this all that rare?  I have a friend who has two teen boys and is now divorcing again.  She took a second job and thinking about a third so she can still live like she wants.  Tried to tell her spending evenings with her kids is more important than buying more shiat, but of course it falls on deaf ears.
 
2014-06-09 09:40:46 PM  
ifbi=if I
 
2014-06-09 09:40:56 PM  
This is the Fail, so I'm calling "HORSESH*T!!!" on this one.
 
2014-06-09 09:43:33 PM  
'I just can't say no to her!'

then give her to somebody who can while she can be saved.

Besides, all of this crap is vanity.

"Look what I DO for MY baby!  She came out of MY vagina and NOTHING is too good for her!"
 
2014-06-09 09:44:21 PM  
At least she suffers the shame at shopping at the Big 'N' Chunky. Or she would, if it wasn't fake.
 
2014-06-09 09:44:27 PM  
That was horrifying. The pictures I mean.
 
2014-06-09 09:44:43 PM  
Should pick up that 4th job so she can send her daughter to fat camp.
 
2014-06-09 09:44:57 PM  

Fano: The map of it even looks like a laughing man with a hat. Risible indeed.


No true Murkin would say (or understand) "Risible".  Outed!
 
2014-06-09 09:45:00 PM  
"OF shopping. Stupid brain."
 
2014-06-09 09:45:23 PM  
Most guys won't ever admit to it, and I'm breaking a huge rule here and will likely be shunned by the entire male community for the rest of my life for this transgression.

But ladies, we men, and I mean ALL of us men, get so turned on by your pricey accessories.

Jimmy Choo shoes? We're seriously about to nut ourselves. That $800 Coach clutch you're carrying? We couldn't be more turned on. Ever. Don't even get me started on handbags. Manolo Blahniks? Are you kidding me? Every guy here would sacrifice a puppy to see you in a pair of $1200 shoes.
 
2014-06-09 09:46:27 PM  
"OF shopping." Stupid quotes.
 
2014-06-09 09:47:34 PM  

TinyFist: Most guys won't ever admit to it, and I'm breaking a huge rule here and will likely be shunned by the entire male community for the rest of my life for this transgression.

But ladies, we men, and I mean ALL of us men, get so turned on by your pricey accessories.

Jimmy Choo shoes? We're seriously about to nut ourselves. That $800 Coach clutch you're carrying? We couldn't be more turned on. Ever. Don't even get me started on handbags. Manolo Blahniks? Are you kidding me? Every guy here would sacrifice a puppy to see you in a pair of $1200 shoes.


They only carry that shiat to impress other women. Guys don't give a crap.
 
2014-06-09 09:49:10 PM  
It's fake, but even if it wasn't, who gives a shiat?  Fake mum is happy with it, fake daughter is happy with it, even imaginary people need a hobby and it's not like us real people have never worked some overtime to buy something stupid before.

If you're paying for it out of your own money and you think it's worth it then everyone else can fark right off.

//This is probably why most of the Mail's propo pieces imagine that the character are using welfare money, I imagine.
 
2014-06-09 09:49:41 PM  
"I just can't say no to her"

Yes you can, you just choose not to. Is this the IRL version of Eric Cartman's mom?

"Lavish: Lauren's extensive shoe collection includes a pair of £75 Hunter wellies that she has never worn"

A $120 pair of shoes is lavish? Not cheap, certainly more than I'd pay (except for specialty athletic shoes perhaps) but lavish?
 
2014-06-09 09:50:28 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
You'd think she could buy her own clothes after her role as Dudley in Harry Potter.
 
2014-06-09 09:52:16 PM  
She looks like Jon Favreau in a wig.
 
2014-06-09 09:52:26 PM  

TinyFist: Most guys won't ever admit to it, and I'm breaking a huge rule here and will likely be shunned by the entire male community for the rest of my life for this transgression.

But ladies, we men, and I mean ALL of us men, get so turned on by your pricey accessories.

Jimmy Choo shoes? We're seriously about to nut ourselves. That $800 Coach clutch you're carrying? We couldn't be more turned on. Ever. Don't even get me started on handbags. Manolo Blahniks? Are you kidding me? Every guy here would sacrifice a puppy to see you in a pair of $1200 shoes.


Shut your damn whore mouth, buddy. I nutted over a pair of faux suede Nine West shoes the other day in the food court.
 
2014-06-09 09:52:44 PM  
The girl looks like tony soprano in a wig in the first pic.
 
2014-06-09 09:55:21 PM  
We should all be buying 120.00 shoes.  Because if anybody thinks that the 30.00 shoes we buy are as good as the 30.00 shoes we bought  30 - 40 years ago, Google 'inflation'.  There's a reason your feet hurt.
 
2014-06-09 09:55:58 PM  
Well I guess turnabout is fair play.

My children make shoes in the basement for so that I can stay at home and drink malt liquor.

I DON'T HEAR ANY COBBLING!  DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE BRAPARELLA JR.!
 
2014-06-09 09:56:19 PM  
I can see why the mother feels the need to boost her confidence. She's a farking ogre!
 
2014-06-09 09:56:29 PM  

99.998er: Shut your damn whore mouth, buddy. I nutted over a pair of faux suede Nine West shoes the other day in the food court.


I dated a girl who worked at 9-West, because she worked there
/she left for another store and I broke up with her.....
 
2014-06-09 09:56:37 PM  

erik-k: A $120 pair of shoes is lavish? Not cheap, certainly more than I'd pay (except for specialty athletic shoes perhaps) but lavish?


Well, mum has a $10/hour ($12/hour? My brain bank is broken) job...and one of her other jobs are scrubbing the loo so maybe it is lavish for that paycheck. Seems to be no father mentioned so single mom with 2 kids who makes less than 15/hour...but it is fake, so I am not going to worry about their spending habits. Probably a play for daughter to get on the telly and be "discovered". Any roles on Game of Thrones for an overweight teen girl?
 
2014-06-09 09:57:34 PM  
Spends £200-a-week on clothes

Lauren, who spends more than £600 a month


The Daily Fail can't even do basic math.
 
2014-06-09 09:59:04 PM  

erik-k: A $120 pair of shoes is lavish? Not cheap, certainly more than I'd pay (except for specialty athletic shoes perhaps) but lavish?


considering that you can buy rubber boots at the mall for $10 that is a lot
 
2014-06-09 09:59:30 PM  

Old Man Winter: I have a friend who does the same for his wife and daughter. One rare night out he told he really just does it to stay out of the house because " the estrogen is f*cking killing me."


Instead of being a doormat, who doesnt he farking man up and find someone that he can actually be with. You k ow..after he gets his balls out of his wife's purse.
 
2014-06-09 10:06:24 PM  

fusillade762: Spends £200-a-week on clothes

Lauren, who spends more than £600 a month

The Daily Fail can't even do basic math.


Isn't 200 pounds a week more than 600 a month?
 
2014-06-09 10:08:56 PM  
img.fark.net
www-deadline-com.vimg.net
 
2014-06-09 10:11:41 PM  
The term "Turd Blossom" comes to mind.
 
2014-06-09 10:12:33 PM  

fusillade762: Spends £200-a-week on clothes

Lauren, who spends more than £600 a month

The Daily Fail can't even do basic math.


Must be metric pounds.
 
2014-06-09 10:12:54 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Old Man Winter: I have a friend who does the same for his wife and daughter. One rare night out he told he really just does it to stay out of the house because " the estrogen is f*cking killing me."

Instead of being a doormat, who doesnt he farking man up and find someone that he can actually be with. You k ow..after he gets his balls out of his wife's purse.


Not everyone can throw away twenty years of character development?
 
2014-06-09 10:13:16 PM  
Her boyfriend is definitely a hunk
stephanieoppenheim.com
of potato.
 
2014-06-09 10:13:28 PM  

zamboni: fusillade762: Spends £200-a-week on clothes

Lauren, who spends more than £600 a month

The Daily Fail can't even do basic math.

Isn't 200 pounds a week more than 600 a month?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-09 10:15:40 PM  
In orlando there is an outlet mall which I thought would be bargin prices until I seen versace. They had a nice selection of luggage and shoes, when asked by the sales person if I was interested in anything - I just had to ponder and question about this 3 piece luggage set (carry on, boarding etc). The guy looks at me and is like "this luggage set is priced at $6999". He goes on "its a little pricey, but its beautiful in design". Yeah I agree, except I paid $49.99 for some luggage at Bealls outlet and it suits me just fine.

Boring story short, I can't ponder who would want to buy 7 grand in luggage? Sure people with money, but why? bragging rights? Hey ya'll around the trailer park, I GOT versace LUGGAGE biatches!!!

Maybe its just me, I plan on buying my dream home and couldn't care for anything else, I always grew up with "Man and his castle" as my dream and I plan on that before some damn luggage.
 
2014-06-09 10:16:34 PM  

Jakesta: Ya know, ifbi wanted to see 30 Daily Mail articles a day I would go to their website. Can we stop greenlighting EVERYTHING they put online?


Bravo!
 
2014-06-09 10:17:05 PM  

zamboni: fusillade762: Spends £200-a-week on clothes

Lauren, who spends more than £600 a month

The Daily Fail can't even do basic math.

Isn't 200 pounds a week more than 600 a month?


But enough about how much she eats.
 
2014-06-09 10:17:22 PM  
"15-year-old Lauren Walsh has an extensive shoe collection but says she hardly ever wears any of them".

Couldn't find a blacksmith?
 
2014-06-09 10:18:22 PM  

TinyFist: Most guys won't ever admit to it, and I'm breaking a huge rule here and will likely be shunned by the entire male community for the rest of my life for this transgression.

But ladies, we men, and I mean ALL of us men, get so turned on by your pricey accessories.

Jimmy Choo shoes? We're seriously about to nut ourselves. That $800 Coach clutch you're carrying? We couldn't be more turned on. Ever. Don't even get me started on handbags. Manolo Blahniks? Are you kidding me? Every guy here would sacrifice a puppy to see you in a pair of $1200 shoes.


I don't even know half of those words.

Well, okay, the Coach clutch is pretty nice. But that's it!
 
2014-06-09 10:19:15 PM  

TinyFist: Most guys won't ever admit to it, and I'm breaking a huge rule here and will likely be shunned by the entire male community for the rest of my life for this transgression.

But ladies, we men, and I mean ALL of us men, get so turned on by your pricey accessories.

Jimmy Choo shoes? We're seriously about to nut ourselves. That $800 Coach clutch you're carrying? We couldn't be more turned on. Ever. Don't even get me started on handbags. Manolo Blahniks? Are you kidding me? Every guy here would sacrifice a puppy to see you in a pair of $1200 shoes.


Even if this was true women wouldn't care because the only reason they buy that stuff is to impress other women.

The more you eat the more you fart: Old Man Winter: I have a friend who does the same for his wife and daughter. One rare night out he told he really just does it to stay out of the house because " the estrogen is f*cking killing me."

Instead of being a doormat, who doesnt he farking man up and find someone that he can actually be with. You k ow..after he gets his balls out of his wife's purse.


You ever of the term it's cheaper to keep her?
 
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