Packers can finally get married, one screwed driver, and no one expects the Spanish Abdication: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/1 - 6/7
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New week is back, y'all. Enjoy
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-06-01 to Sat 2014-06-07:
No one expects the Spanish Abdication
Man fires 41 shots into the fireplace of his living room. At least, that's what the log says
Police slobbered with kisses after rescuing woman's dog from under the car. The dog was happy, too
Pavlof Volcano. Now why does that name ring a bell?
Homosexual men share Gay Gene. Well, I hope they at least use protection
Possible American at large in Canada
Man shoots dog for copulating with his purebred, is informed by police that he just screwed the pooch
East SF Bay Area city dealing with wilding attacks. Jon Snow questioned, knows nothing
♫ Who can chase the burglar? Hold him down for you. Keep him for the cops and take his knife away, too. The garbage man, the garbage man can ♪
Packers can finally get married
300 gallons of orange juice leaks into swamp after truck accident. Yeah, that's one screwed driver
A fan is in the hospital after falling from a TGI Fridays, into a bullpen, at Miller Park in Milwaukee during a Brewers/Twins game. Which is just a little more painful then actually watching a Brewers/Twins game
Yankees introduce series of team-branded whines. Wines. Sorry, force of habit
Jim Irsay's driver's license suspended after his DUI, but will get to keep the team. Apparently there's a difference between slurring your speech and speaking in slurs
Scientists make breakthrough in development of cell replacement therapies, although some think it brings us a step closer to human cloning. Research team of Krieger, Krieger, Krieger and Krieger say it's not a concern
"Scientists believe that if there is life in the Solar System, they will find it in the next 25 years." But to find it, we'll have to ignore the monolith's directive regarding Europa
New study finds gamers no longer fit long-established stereotype of potato chip-munching loners who spend their summers wearing sweatpants and sitting in front of the TV in their parents' basement. For instance, many of them now wear cargo shorts
"Gravity" movie trailer wins top prize. Producers get called onstage to receive an Osc
Rob Liefeld says that the sequel to X-Men: Days of Future Past may have stalled the upcoming X-Force movie. In other news, Hollywood pouch makers are wondering to do with their massive inventory surplus
Regis Philbin takes a ride with some guys in a unmarked white van, reportedly after they offered him a puppy and some free Geritol Gummies
Canadian wins GOP straw poll nomination to run for President of the United States
Sarah Palin weighs in on OMG WHO THE HELL CARES
Ret. Gen. McCrystal: Hey, dumbasses, don't judge Bergdahl yet. Most of you don't know what it's like to be in a foreign land with people who want to kill you...except maybe you freshmen Congressmen
Amway CEO arrested for running a pyramid scheme. Apparently it's slightly different from the normal Amway business plan
Home Depot begins selling consumer products like toilet paper. Look for it in the do-it-yourself aisle
The ten worst majors to choose in college, brought to you by the guy with the paper hat and a degree in Russian Literature
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