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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Have a sudden craving for fast food after teaching high school all day? Fine, but don't kidnap your students and force them to drive you to Jack in the Box   (ktla.com) divider line 36
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2014-06-09 06:17:30 PM  
Dude probably in blackout mode. Dr. Jimmy and Mr. Jim were probably holding the knife.
 
2014-06-09 07:19:23 PM  
Jack in the Box?

Sounds like a suicide attempt

/which is exactly what I'd do if I had to teach a bunch of little shiats
//I'd hit Arby's. Just to be sure
 
2014-06-09 07:26:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-09 08:33:09 PM  
He had to FORCE kids to drive him to Jack in the Box?

What kind of mutant alien freak kids are they?
 
2014-06-09 08:35:08 PM  
But what would that teacher do for a Klondike Bar?
 
2014-06-09 08:37:52 PM  
....and THEN! She pulled out a KNIFE!

The End.
 
2014-06-09 08:42:07 PM  
What the hell else they good for?
 
2014-06-09 08:46:28 PM  
FTFA:  Anyone with information is encouraged to call Detective Taylor of the sheriff's Altadena station at 626-798-1131.

Sounds like you got everything you need, buddy.
 
2014-06-09 08:53:04 PM  
CSB
Had a drama teacher in high school who was slightly off.
Most of it was just quirks like goofy ties, etc.
One time though my friend and I were leaving school in my friend's station wagon and as soon as we pulled out the drama teacher pop up from the back seat and thanked us for giving him a ride home. Totally acted like we had offered him a ride and we were being weird about it.
 
2014-06-09 09:00:23 PM  
That's a night in the Jack-in-a-Box!

what we have here, is a failure to communicate.
 
2014-06-09 09:06:21 PM  
So a teacher gets drunk, and some students pick him up. Ok, I get that.

Somewhere along the way, the kids realize he's drunk and get sketched out. I get that too.

He uses his position to get them back in the car, because he's an authority figure.

Why the knife? It's entirely anachronistic.

This reads like a career ruining drunken ride to IHOP, a terrifying example to some young girls of the dangers of alcohol, not a kidnapping.  Assault with a deadly weapon, public intoxication, sure, but not kidnapping.
 
2014-06-09 09:06:46 PM  
Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:10:43 PM  
He just wanted the tacos, right?

/or is it burritos?
//Fark says that JITB food is GREAT for a hangover
///at least he didn't steal their stash
 
2014-06-09 09:22:59 PM  
I just met some guy at the strip club that was freaking out about having to bring his GF some pasta or something. I don't know, apparently she's all b*tchy and screaming about ziti or some sh*t.

Anyways, we got this guy all loaded up on Fireball shots, he starts throwing money around like some kind of baller. Lap dances, titties, etc. Good times.

I'm not even sure if he's made it back home with the pasta. He was really, REALLY into some stripper named Crystal. They make a cute couple.
 
2014-06-09 09:27:40 PM  

TinyFist: I just met some guy at the strip club that was freaking out about having to bring his GF some pasta or something. I don't know, apparently she's all b*tchy and screaming about ziti or some sh*t.

Anyways, we got this guy all loaded up on Fireball shots, he starts throwing money around like some kind of baller. Lap dances, titties, etc. Good times.

I'm not even sure if he's made it back home with the pasta. He was really, REALLY into some stripper named Crystal. They make a cute couple.


reminds me of the time i was working the door to some titty bar and some dude left his passenger windown down. he had ziti and shiat right there. i went and found him, but he was completely hammered and had his face buried in some broad's ass.
i tellya, sometimes lunch just falls outa nowhere....
 
2014-06-09 09:28:36 PM  
He totally blew a perfect teaching opportunity. Force them to drive you to JITB, make them pay for your food, then make them take you home all under the threat of violence. Then you tell them, "When you get a job, this is how the government will treat you, get used to it".
 
2014-06-09 09:39:07 PM  
as someone without a drivers lenience I am getting kicked in the head...
 
2014-06-09 09:53:23 PM  
The Driver's Ed teacher at my high school used to do that for the final exam every year.  He rode shotgun while each student would take turns driving him down the road to any fast food joint, use the drive-up window, and order him whatever he wanted off the menu.
 
2014-06-09 09:54:45 PM  
So... Carl's Jr then?
 
2014-06-09 09:57:25 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!


DIAF   You might be my girlfriend.  If you are...don't wait up this bar doesn't close until 2 a.m.
 
2014-06-09 09:58:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!


You better put a towel down, lay back, and wait for the cannoli after.
 
2014-06-09 10:25:04 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!


And right there is why homosexuality is a survival adaptation.
 
2014-06-09 10:27:12 PM  
We drove our teacher to restaurants and convenient stores during school hours, it was called Driver's Ed.  But no knives were involved.
 
2014-06-09 10:28:25 PM  

highwayrun: unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!

And right there is why homosexuality is a survival adaptation.


Window seat, please.
 
2014-06-09 10:37:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!


And that right there is why you earn less on average.
 
2014-06-09 11:00:18 PM  

laid back w/bud light: unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!

You better put a towel down, lay back, and wait for the cannoli after.


What does that even mean?!
 
2014-06-09 11:50:54 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: laid back w/bud light: unfarkingbelievable: Right now, I got rampant PMS. Craving baked ziti oozing with tons of ricotta. Boyfriend is supposed to pick it up. He's late. I'm pissed. And hungry. And got the hormones outta control, including cramps.  Y'all better send prayers for my late (as in coming home with my ziti) BF because every minute that passes, the angrier I'm getting and G-d forbid the more "late" he may actually become.

/not really
//just don't EVER be late with the food she craves when her PMS hormones have taken over
///great advice I'm giving farkers
////PMS slashies to the rescue!!!

You better put a towel down, lay back, and wait for the cannoli after.

What does that even mean?!


I not really certain what a cannoli is, but from now on i'm taking the farking gun and leaving the cannoli.
 
2014-06-10 12:03:41 AM  

fluffy2097: So a teacher gets drunk, and some students pick him up. Ok, I get that.

Somewhere along the way, the kids realize he's drunk and get sketched out. I get that too.

He uses his position to get them back in the car, because he's an authority figure.

Why the knife? It's entirely anachronistic.

This reads like a career ruining drunken ride to IHOP, a terrifying example to some young girls of the dangers of alcohol, not a kidnapping.  Assault with a deadly weapon, public intoxication, sure, but not kidnapping.


Anachronistic? I'm pretty sure knives have existed in every time period in human history.
 
2014-06-10 12:23:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: He had to FORCE kids to drive him to Jack in the Box?

What kind of mutant alien freak kids are they?


ones from alabama, have never heard of jack-in-the-box, and have been driving for three days straight

/$0.99 fried tacos are awesome
//ultimate cheeseburger, gift from hungover heaven
///good tv advertisements
 
2014-06-10 12:49:24 AM  
These headlines that assume half of the story are getting old.
 
2014-06-10 01:30:10 AM  
Jack in the Box tacos are friggin' awesome.
 
2014-06-10 02:46:12 AM  
Unless they are being scourged daily, I don't want to hear shiat about those little bastards.  Maybe 3% pay you back on what you front them and if you tune one up for non-payment, you're the damn monster!  This country has gone to hell.
 
2014-06-10 03:02:58 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Anachronistic? I'm pretty sure knives have existed in every time period in human history.


Anachronistic means out of place. Not lost in the Starfleet Space Time Continuum.
 
2014-06-10 05:32:25 AM  

fluffy2097: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Anachronistic? I'm pretty sure knives have existed in every time period in human history.

Anachronistic means out of place. Not lost in the Starfleet Space Time Continuum.


See that root there? That's your clue. But don't take my word for it!  http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anachronism
 
2014-06-10 11:28:39 AM  
Should have been Carl's Jr.  Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry.  Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.
 
2014-06-10 01:14:00 PM  

Anastacya: He just wanted the tacos, right?


Had to be.  There is no better drunk food that Jack in the Box tacos.  Two for 99 cents!
 
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