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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 197
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2014-06-09 03:44:18 PM  
What the fark is going on?  Sunspots?
 
2014-06-09 03:44:41 PM  
In before gun arguments.
 
2014-06-09 03:44:52 PM  
assets1.ignimgs.com
 
2014-06-09 03:44:54 PM  
When will parkour-on-parkour violence end?!
 
2014-06-09 03:45:05 PM  
PARKOUR!
 
2014-06-09 03:45:37 PM  
At this point, I would almost feel stranger if there were NOT some crazed gunman running amok somewhere.
 
2014-06-09 03:45:42 PM  
whyaishaloveslife.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-09 03:46:07 PM  
Not only armed but legged.
 
2014-06-09 03:46:29 PM  

Hack Patooey: What the fark is going on?  Sunspots?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-09 03:47:13 PM  
Just some bail jumper/ gangbanger running away.  Yawn.
 
2014-06-09 03:47:14 PM  

alizeran: At this point, I would almost feel stranger if there were NOT some crazed gunman running amok somewhere.


This.  I think we're all completely jaded to gun violence.  This isn't going to stop or even slow down, it's like car crashes, "just one of those things that happens."
 
2014-06-09 03:47:15 PM  
m.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-09 03:47:18 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
So, is anyone harmed?
 
2014-06-09 03:47:47 PM  

alizeran: At this point, I would almost feel stranger if there were NOT some crazed gunman running amok somewhere.


So now we can refer to someone as a "gunman" even if he hasn't fired a shot.  Good to know.
 
2014-06-09 03:47:53 PM  

This text is now purple: Hack Patooey: What the fark is going on?  Sunspots?

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Oooh, someone actually beat me to the reference I was going to make. Bravo, sir. :)
 
2014-06-09 03:48:09 PM  
cdn2.ubergizmo.com

A list of possible suspects...
 
2014-06-09 03:48:13 PM  

This text is now purple: Hack Patooey: What the fark is going on?  Sunspots?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x290]


A Spring-heeled Jack reference? Will wonders never cease...
 
2014-06-09 03:48:16 PM  
"I told you I was PARKOUR!"
 
2014-06-09 03:48:17 PM  
Citizens cautioned to prepare for Titanfall.
 
2014-06-09 03:48:52 PM  
Extreme Urban Paintball gone wrong?
 
2014-06-09 03:48:59 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: In before gun arguments.


The headline just says "armed" so I figured he has a glaive-guisarme and a +1 short sword.
 
2014-06-09 03:49:02 PM  
"Defense!"
 
2014-06-09 03:49:15 PM  
I'm desensitized to Fark Newsflash abuse
 
2014-06-09 03:49:33 PM  
Has anyone other than the hand wringing ninnies in this thread identified the weapon?
 
2014-06-09 03:49:40 PM  
Quick, somebody check his Facebook likes!!
 
2014-06-09 03:50:09 PM  
Suspect wearing a white hoodie, has a scar across his lips, and was last seen jumping from a tower into a small pile of hay.
 
2014-06-09 03:50:38 PM  

macadamnut: Herb Utsmelz: In before gun arguments.

The headline just says "armed" so I figured he has a glaive-guisarme and a +1 short sword.


And apparently a cloak of hiding.
 
2014-06-09 03:50:39 PM  
m5.paperblog.com
 
2014-06-09 03:50:58 PM  
Wait.....kids are still in school?  It isn't summer break in CA yet?

/hope everybody is safe
 
2014-06-09 03:50:58 PM  
FTFA: The suspect, who was wearing white, could then be seen jumping from rooftop to rooftop in a residential neighborhood

img3.wikia.nocookie.net

Its at least one of the Merovingian's henchmen. I'm calling it now. Could be both and they wouldn't notice as long as they only saw one at a time.
 
2014-06-09 03:51:08 PM  

nekom: alizeran: At this point, I would almost feel stranger if there were NOT some crazed gunman running amok somewhere.

This.  I think we're all completely jaded to gun violence.  This isn't going to stop or even slow down, it's like car crashes, "just one of those things that happens."


You do know that gun violence is *DOWN* by roughly *HALF* in the last 20 years, right?

Well, probably you aren't aware of that.  Most people aren't:

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2013/05/07/gun-homicide-rate-down-49- si nce-1993-peak-public-unaware/
 
2014-06-09 03:51:12 PM  
In LA, They call such occurrences as this something like Monday.
 
2014-06-09 03:51:21 PM  

R.A.Danny: Has anyone other than the hand wringing ninnies in this thread identified the weapon?


HIS FISTS WERE THE WEAPON.

He is obviously a ninja.
 
2014-06-09 03:51:27 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'm desensitized to Fark Newsflash abuse


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-09 03:51:28 PM  
Is Fark becoming the #1 news site for *possible* armed assaults?

News flash worthy? meh

/cocks BB gun spits to the side
 
2014-06-09 03:51:30 PM  
Awnotthisshiatagain.jpg
 
2014-06-09 03:52:17 PM  
If only someone was protecting the rooftops.

static.comicvine.com
 
2014-06-09 03:52:18 PM  
I went to a magnet school in the ghetto and we were put on lockdown half a dozen times a year and it never made the news.  There was even a "secret code" announcement that a stranger would think was innocuous but everyone in the school knew it meant lockdown time.
 
2014-06-09 03:52:26 PM  
Time to ban rooftops.
 
2014-06-09 03:52:39 PM  
Watching it here on local TV. At one point, guy was on a roof with some sort of long gun.
Now they think he's in a house. Not known if anyone else is in the house.
They have it surrounded.
 
2014-06-09 03:52:51 PM  
Buford T Justice?
 
2014-06-09 03:52:53 PM  
The suspect, who was wearing white, could then be seen jumping from rooftop to rooftop in a residential neighborhood near Irvine Avenue and Magnolia Boulevard. Police have released one surveillance photo and are asking any witnesses to contact them:
static.sportskeeda.com
 
2014-06-09 03:53:03 PM  

dittybopper: nekom: alizeran: At this point, I would almost feel stranger if there were NOT some crazed gunman running amok somewhere.

This.  I think we're all completely jaded to gun violence.  This isn't going to stop or even slow down, it's like car crashes, "just one of those things that happens."

You do know that gun violence is *DOWN* by roughly *HALF* in the last 20 years, right?

Well, probably you aren't aware of that.  Most people aren't:

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2013/05/07/gun-homicide-rate-down-49- si nce-1993-peak-public-unaware/


Honest question here:  What about so called 'mass shootings'?  It would depend partly on what you consider 'mass', but how do those types of shootings stack up over the last 20 years?

I'm too lazy/stupid/tired/busy to look.
 
2014-06-09 03:54:11 PM  

Slackfumasta: Honest question here:  What about so called 'mass shootings'?  It would depend partly on what you consider 'mass'


They're distinguished from energy shootings, which require plasma rifles or similar technology.
 
2014-06-09 03:54:23 PM  

lewismarktwo: Just some bail jumper/ gangbanger running away.  Yawn.


i.imgur.com

Lee Majors is on it.
 
2014-06-09 03:54:28 PM  
This country loves guns.  Then people freak out when someone shoots people.  What do you think is going to happen?
 
2014-06-09 03:54:39 PM  
Assistance and caution? Fark that, the NRA says there's only one thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun
 
2014-06-09 03:54:45 PM  

Theaetetus: Slackfumasta: Honest question here:  What about so called 'mass shootings'?  It would depend partly on what you consider 'mass'

They're distinguished from energy shootings, which require plasma rifles or similar technology.


Unless you can get a double kill shot with a sniper rifle. That counts too.
 
2014-06-09 03:54:52 PM  

LaurenAguilera: [m5.paperblog.com image 478x250]


That's the only movie I still have on VHS...and I don't even have a working VHS.  I just can't bring myself to get rid of it.
 
2014-06-09 03:54:52 PM  
I watched that Clooney Batman and Robin movie the other day. Robin jumping around like that might have been cool in the day, but it seemed a pale attempt at the parkour they can tap today.
 
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