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(Mediaite)   Conservatives outraged that Chris Daughtry didn't want to sing "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" with Fox & Friends hosts after his on-stage performance (w/video)   (mediaite.com) divider line 132
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jbc [TotalFark]
2014-06-09 01:17:51 PM  
How f'in dumb do you have to be to want to hear him sing anything?
 
2014-06-09 01:32:07 PM  
To be fair, while it's a lovely song for a good choir or a brass band, it's a biatch to sing a cappella with a bunch of amatuers. I would have said no, too.
 
2014-06-09 01:38:25 PM  
Me, I would've said no to being there in the first place.
 
2014-06-09 01:44:21 PM  
Wow, Fox & Friends versus Daughty.  It's a douchnozzle derp off of epic proportions
 
2014-06-09 01:45:26 PM  
"How about I hum 'God Save the Queen' instead?"
 
2014-06-09 01:50:40 PM  
Fark should just greenlight a generic "Conservatives outraged __________________ " link every four hours or so.

There's surely a steady enough flow of butthurt for us to fill in the blanks.
 
2014-06-09 01:55:12 PM  
He should have immediately started with God Save the Queen, since its the same tune.

Or maybe the Eddie Izzard version:

"May God Attack The Queen,
Send Big Dogs After Her
That Bite Her Bum."
 
2014-06-09 01:55:47 PM  

Nabb1: "How about I hum 'God Save the Queen' instead?"


That's what I get for doing the GIS first, I suppose.
 
2014-06-09 02:21:11 PM  
GODDAMN, YOU LIBERALS!!
I bet he didn't even wear a flagpin.
 
2014-06-09 02:21:31 PM  
I heard he didn't wear a flag pin either.  The commie.
 
2014-06-09 02:21:55 PM  

Nabb1: "How about I hum 'God Save the Queen' instead?"



I applaud you for making me laugh out loud for the first time today.
 
2014-06-09 02:22:23 PM  

Lord_Baull: GODDAMN, YOU LIBERALS!!
I bet he didn't even wear a flagpin.


*shakes tiny patriotic fist*
 
2014-06-09 02:25:29 PM  
Daughazi?
 
2014-06-09 02:25:43 PM  
Boring song anyway.
 
2014-06-09 02:28:21 PM  

Somacandra: He should have immediately started with God Save the Queen, since its the same tune.

Or maybe the Eddie Izzard version:

"May God Attack The Queen,
Send Big Dogs After Her
That Bite Her Bum."


"Send big dogs after her
That rip her knickers off..."

I have no idea why ripping off the Queen's knickers is anything other than soul-stealingly gross, but I guess old people need lovin' too.

// even especially the Queen
 
2014-06-09 02:29:47 PM  
How does having a guy who came in, maybe, 5th or 6th on a Brit's karaoke game show not just reek of American exceptionalism?
 
2014-06-09 02:33:35 PM  
Uh, was he chewing gum?  I hear that's a real problem.
 
2014-06-09 02:34:28 PM  
CSB: Daughtry was playing the halftime or postgame show in my city (can't remember which) and that day I was hanging out in a sh*tty little bar down the street from the stadium that's usually pretty empty. So this guy walks in and sits down next to me and we get to talking. He asks me if I'm going to the game, I told him no, f*ck spending all that money for sh*tty seats. Somehow he ends up asking me about Daughtry playing and I said I had no idea who the hell that is, but all the broads I know seem to be jucing about it. The staff is acting weird, and I'm noticing it but I'm too drunk to go figure out why. I'm kind of a regular there so the staff knows me and knows I have no idea I'm sitting there talking to Daughtry. I thought it was just some lonely weirdo who wanted a friend. I mean, the guy looked weird like a magician on chemo or something. I'm guessing he brought himself up just to screw with me since he realized I was oblivious. Anyway, he never tells me, we had a pretty decent conversation and he leaves. Then the staff told me. All in all it was probably better I had no idea who he was, I mean who wants to get hounded and annoyed all day and never treated like a regular person?
 
2014-06-09 02:37:12 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: CSB: Daughtry was playing the halftime or postgame show in my city (can't remember which) and that day I was hanging out in a sh*tty little bar down the street from the stadium that's usually pretty empty. So this guy walks in and sits down next to me and we get to talking. He asks me if I'm going to the game, I told him no, f*ck spending all that money for sh*tty seats. Somehow he ends up asking me about Daughtry playing and I said I had no idea who the hell that is, but all the broads I know seem to be jucing about it. The staff is acting weird, and I'm noticing it but I'm too drunk to go figure out why. I'm kind of a regular there so the staff knows me and knows I have no idea I'm sitting there talking to Daughtry. I thought it was just some lonely weirdo who wanted a friend. I mean, the guy looked weird like a magician on chemo or something. I'm guessing he brought himself up just to screw with me since he realized I was oblivious. Anyway, he never tells me, we had a pretty decent conversation and he leaves. Then the staff told me. All in all it was probably better I had no idea who he was, I mean who wants to get hounded and annoyed all day and never treated like a regular person?


I've watched the clips and read your story and still don't know who he is.
 
2014-06-09 02:39:05 PM  
I don't blame the guy, I wouldn't want to sing patriotic songs with a bunch of America hating terrorists either.
 
2014-06-09 02:39:50 PM  

RsquaredW: Boring song anyway.


LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
 
2014-06-09 02:40:09 PM  

propasaurus: Me, I would've said no to being there in the first place.


I would have gone up there, and said, "How about we sing something else instead?"  Then go straight into the last verses of "This Land is My Land".


In the shadow of the steeple, I saw my people,
By the relief office, I seen my people,
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,
"Is this land made for you and me?"
 
2014-06-09 02:40:23 PM  
Conservatives? Outraged?

YOU DON'T SAY!
 
2014-06-09 02:41:32 PM  

rohar: Uh, was he chewing gum?  I hear that's a real problem.


Like he owned the place!
 
2014-06-09 02:43:22 PM  
Did he drop the mike.
 biatch.img.fark.net
 
2014-06-09 02:43:26 PM  
Do they end their show looking through the Magic Mirror?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-09 02:44:52 PM  

FlashHarry: RsquaredW: Boring song anyway.

LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!


LOL
 
2014-06-09 02:45:54 PM  

devilEther: Do they end their show looking through the Magic Mirror?

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


That's blast from the past. I remember thinking she could see me in my underwear.

//Yeah I know it's "drop the mic."
 
2014-06-09 02:46:27 PM  
"Everybody's singin' with their hand on their heart
about deeds done in the darkest hour.
Its just the sort of catchy little melody
to getcha
singin' in the showers...

-Decklan McManus

/"Night Rally" seemed created about the Bush regime, but seriously, never seems to go out of style.
 
2014-06-09 02:46:40 PM  
Outside of that he was on American Idol and has a band named after him, I know little about Chris Daughtry.  That being said, he was treated like a performing monkey and he's a professional musician.

Pull the same thing on a stand-up comic and see how we do.  Or, better yet, re-watch (cause I know you've all seen it) Jon Stewart slapping Schmucker Carlson around.

"I thought you were just going to be funny."
"No.  I'm not your monkey."
 
2014-06-09 02:46:41 PM  
That's what you get for appearing on a Focksnooze show. It was inevitable that they would cannibalize one of their own.
 
2014-06-09 02:47:37 PM  

devilEther: Do they end their show looking through the Magic Mirror?

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


No, by taking the trolley OUT of the Land of Make-Believe.


/forgive me Mr. Rogers, I know not what I do...
 
2014-06-09 02:48:18 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2014-06-09 02:50:56 PM  
Daughtry, Daughtry....  Isn't he like the Christian Nickelback?
 
2014-06-09 02:51:42 PM  

lostcat: I've watched the clips and read your story and still don't know who he is.


I don't know who he is either. Some bloke, I guess.
 
2014-06-09 02:51:57 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Daughtry, Daughtry....  Isn't he like the Christian Nickelback?


More like the Evangelical version of Creed.
 
2014-06-09 02:52:13 PM  
I'd have thought he could have afforded a nice couch.
 
2014-06-09 02:53:13 PM  
Full Repeal of the 17th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution: Return the appointment of U.S. Senators by the State Legislatures

If it weren't for gerrymandering I would support that, the framers were wise in not allowing the (now) 51 most powerful people in the federal government to be elected by popular vote of the masses.
 
2014-06-09 02:53:28 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Daughtry, Daughtry....  Isn't he like the Christian Nickelback?


But, they both serve as compelling arguments, through their continued, unimpeded existences, for the absence of a god.
 
2014-06-09 02:54:43 PM  
A true patriot jerks off with his left hand

with his right either resting over his heart, or in salute.
 
2014-06-09 02:55:01 PM  
He did a USO concert that was my husband was at over in the sandbox. Said he was a hell of a nice guy and did a good show.

I'm glad he dissed those assclowns.
 
2014-06-09 02:56:10 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Fark should just greenlight a generic "Conservatives outraged __________________ " link every four hours or so.

There's surely a steady enough flow of butthurt for us to fill in the blanks.


You could just stick in a randomly chose word or phrase, then link to a random page on on Fox, American Thinker, etc. Assuming you did one every hour, I'd say that on any given day there would be a 1 in 20 chance of making a Bingo.
 
2014-06-09 02:56:30 PM  
One must take every chance to show their Patriot™ credentials or for ever be labeled not an American lover.
 
2014-06-09 02:57:12 PM  

jst3p: Full Repeal of the 17th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution: Return the appointment of U.S. Senators by the State Legislatures

If it weren't for gerrymandering I would support that, the framers were wise in not allowing the (now) 51 most powerful people in the federal government to be elected by popular vote of the masses.


I'm not sure turning the 51 most powerful people in the federal government over to whoever gives their governor the biggest bribe is the correct solution, though.
 
2014-06-09 02:58:28 PM  
Someone paid to do a specific job isn't enthused at being asked to do more, at intentionally low quality, for free?

Why does Fox & Friends hate capitalism?  Are they some kind of dirty communists?
 
2014-06-09 02:58:30 PM  
Those dipshiats probably think that is the national anthem.
 
2014-06-09 02:59:20 PM  

jayhawk88: WalkingCarpet: Fark should just greenlight a generic "Conservatives outraged __________________ " link every four hours or so.

There's surely a steady enough flow of butthurt for us to fill in the blanks.

You could just stick in a randomly chose word or phrase, then link to a random page on on Fox, American Thinker, etc. Assuming you did one every hour, I'd say that on any given day there would be a 1 in 20 chance of making a Bingo.



Cross-market it with the Cards against HumanityTM game.
 
2014-06-09 03:00:06 PM  
Capitalism, God, and country.  In THAT order.  Conservatives know this.

If he was off the clock, he was off the clock.
 
2014-06-09 03:00:29 PM  

Lord_Baull: jayhawk88: WalkingCarpet: Fark should just greenlight a generic "Conservatives outraged __________________ " link every four hours or so.

There's surely a steady enough flow of butthurt for us to fill in the blanks.

You could just stick in a randomly chose word or phrase, then link to a random page on on Fox, American Thinker, etc. Assuming you did one every hour, I'd say that on any given day there would be a 1 in 20 chance of making a Bingo.


Cross-market it with the Cards against HumanityTM game.


But then "black people" wouldn't be as good a card.
 
2014-06-09 03:01:07 PM  

HeartBurnKid: I heard he didn't wear a flag pin either.  The commie.


And he used spicy brown mustard on the food from the green room!
 
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