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(Al Jazeera)   Pope prays for peace in the Mideast. Subby's praying for a three-way with Christina Hendricks and 1980's Teri Garr while wearing a chicken costume. Let's see which one happens first   (america.aljazeera.com) divider line 77
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2014-06-09 01:14:14 PM
Well, it's stupid religious beliefs that got them in that place to begin with, maybe by the same card it's the same stupid beliefs that will save them.


/lol.
 
2014-06-09 01:54:36 PM
1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?
 
2014-06-09 01:55:52 PM
Outstanding choices Subby.

/the ladies
//not the Pope
///slashies always comes in threes
 
2014-06-09 01:56:32 PM
Chicken costume?

Kids these days.
 
2014-06-09 01:56:32 PM

Uzzah: 1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?


I think submitter is actually praying now while wearing a chicken costume.
 
2014-06-09 01:57:46 PM

Uzzah: 1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?


Benghazi?
 
2014-06-09 01:58:34 PM
Pope prays for peace in the Mideast

When I was back there in seminary school 
There was a person there 
Who put forth the proposition 
That you can petition the Lord with prayer

Petition the lord with prayer

Petition the lord with prayer


You cannot petition the lord with prayer!
 
2014-06-09 02:00:50 PM
First things first:


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Secondly, subby, I heartily approve of your vixen selections!
 
2014-06-09 02:00:58 PM
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1960's Teri Garr was even better
 
2014-06-09 02:01:46 PM

stpauler: Well, it's stupid religious beliefs that got them in that place to begin with, maybe by the same card it's the same stupid beliefs that will save them.



No being the crossroads between three continents is what got them into this mess. To control the middle east was to control the trade routes between east and west and much of the world's wealth. That importance was broken when the Europeans improved naval technology and made it cheaper to sail around Africa but it became important again because of the oil. Only when we transition to a post-oil economy can the world safely go back to ignoring the region.
 
2014-06-09 02:03:58 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-09 02:04:20 PM
www.ratemymotivational.com
 
2014-06-09 02:04:29 PM

monoski: Uzzah: 1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?

Benghazi?


I usually make an effort to see things from other points of view.  So I presume subby's wish is merely to understand the complex modern viewpoint of Republicans for the important issues of our time.
 
2014-06-09 02:04:29 PM
Teri Garr is really one of the most unappreciated babes from the 60s, 70s and 80s.
 
2014-06-09 02:04:35 PM
Subby is shooting too high. I'll settle for Diane Lane and "Prozac Nation"-era Christina Ricci.
 
2014-06-09 02:05:23 PM
That picture should be a caption contest.
 
2014-06-09 02:05:24 PM
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1970's Teri was good for a roll roll roll in the hay.
 
2014-06-09 02:05:36 PM
Se, here is what the problem is.
The Pope is (obviously) Catholic.  And he is praying to HIS God for a bunch of Muslims to suddenly become peaceful.  He's praying to the wrong God.  He needs to pray to the Muslim God Allah, or there will be no response.

You'd think he was more aware of this obvious point.
 
2014-06-09 02:10:10 PM

Uzzah: 1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?


That could be read as the subby wants to wear the chicken costume during the act instead of Teri.
 
2014-06-09 02:12:35 PM
Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.
 
2014-06-09 02:12:59 PM

Uzzah: 1980s Teri Garr was pretty hot. Why do you want her to wear a chicken costume?


He is a moderate Republican?
 
2014-06-09 02:15:20 PM

durbnpoisn: Se, here is what the problem is.
The Pope is (obviously) Catholic.  And he is praying to HIS God for a bunch of Muslims to suddenly become peaceful.  He's praying to the wrong God.  He needs to pray to the Muslim God Allah, or there will be no response.

You'd think he was more aware of this obvious point.


Not sure if serious but God=Allah. Both are the god of Abraham.
 
2014-06-09 02:16:28 PM
At least he's not screwing it up out of the gate like the last one.  Benedict was a savant in his ability to piss people off and not even realize why.
 
2014-06-09 02:20:06 PM

All2morrowsparTs: durbnpoisn: Se, here is what the problem is.
The Pope is (obviously) Catholic.  And he is praying to HIS God for a bunch of Muslims to suddenly become peaceful.  He's praying to the wrong God.  He needs to pray to the Muslim God Allah, or there will be no response.

You'd think he was more aware of this obvious point.

Not sure if serious but God=Allah. Both are the god of Abraham.


Not entirely serious.  But even if that IS the case, try telling either one of them that.  They will not believe you.  Neither one of them accepts there being only one God, simply with a different name and different stories.  They are different Gods with different ideas.
 
2014-06-09 02:20:43 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Subby is shooting too high. I'll settle for Diane Lane and "Prozac Nation"-era Christina Ricci.


I'd settle for Betty White and Flo from the Progressive commercial. Of course the chicken costume is still a requirement.
 
2014-06-09 02:21:44 PM
I thought subby was actually referring to all participants in this menage à trois wearing a chicken costume.

/NTTAWWT
//ride the chicken lightning
 
2014-06-09 02:28:30 PM

formerfloozy: I thought subby was actually referring to all participants in this menage à trois wearing a chicken costume.

/NTTAWWT
//ride the chicken lightning


I'd stroker ace in the hole iykwim...and you don't mind horribly mixed metaphors.
 
2014-06-09 02:29:55 PM

Hector Remarkable: Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.


Gary Seven

R.I.P. Robert Lansing
 
2014-06-09 02:36:10 PM

durbnpoisn: All2morrowsparTs: durbnpoisn: Se, here is what the problem is.
The Pope is (obviously) Catholic.  And he is praying to HIS God for a bunch of Muslims to suddenly become peaceful.  He's praying to the wrong God.  He needs to pray to the Muslim God Allah, or there will be no response.

You'd think he was more aware of this obvious point.

Not sure if serious but God=Allah. Both are the god of Abraham.

Not entirely serious.  But even if that IS the case, try telling either one of them that.  They will not believe you.  Neither one of them accepts there being only one God, simply with a different name and different stories.  They are different Gods with different ideas.


Not sure what the Catholic stance is but I thought the Muslims generally regarded Christians and Jews (and possibly followers of a couple of other religions also) as "people of the book", and while not equals were to be treated as civilized people. Of course there's no longer a central Muslim authority, so there may be some religious hardliners who don't grant them that recognition.
 
2014-06-09 02:37:27 PM

Hector Remarkable: Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.


Probably more like Dr. 3
 
2014-06-09 02:38:38 PM

Slypork: OtherLittleGuy: Subby is shooting too high. I'll settle for Diane Lane and "Prozac Nation"-era Christina Ricci.

I'd settle for Betty White and Flo from the Progressive commercial. Of course the chicken costume is still a requirement.


My second choice was a TARDIS, "Romeo & Juliet"-era Olivia Hussey, "Walkabout"-era Jenny Agutter, and the time/space coordinates to myself, circa the summer after my sophomore year in high school.

/and yeah, the chicken outfit
 
2014-06-09 02:40:58 PM
Yeah, I'm actually gonna put my money on peace in the middle east. Desolation is peaceful.
 
2014-06-09 02:41:29 PM
I have been praying for a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Kat Dennings. I would call them Natasha and Darcy.
 
2014-06-09 02:44:39 PM

MOGGEE: 1970's Teri was good for a roll roll roll in the hay.


What knockers!
 
2014-06-09 02:45:40 PM
a poor choice of words subby

"which one happens first"

to obtain 1980s Teri Garr, time travel to the 1980s is necessary.  therefore, IF subby will get 1980s Teri Garr, it has already happened.
 
2014-06-09 02:53:30 PM
Eitehr way, Subby, can I watch?
 
2014-06-09 02:56:43 PM

pute kisses like a man: a poor choice of words subby

"which one happens first"

to obtain 1980s Teri Garr, time travel to the 1980s is necessary.  therefore, IF subby will get 1980s Teri Garr, it has already happened.


Great. Now you've turned this thread into 4th-dimensional grammar Nazi-ing, rather than a serious discussion about the power of prayer.

I hope you're happy.

// "Terri Garr willan sexen on-have with subby, while peace are to happened Middle Eastern" is the phrasing you were looking for
 
2014-06-09 02:57:21 PM
In a related story, the Archbishop of Canterbury has gone to Nigeria to pray for the release of the 200 kidnapped Nigerian girls

I just love this whole Prayer concept

Apparently it gets stronger the closer you are to the action (subby take notice)
 
2014-06-09 03:01:39 PM
'90s-era Elizabeth Hurley, Alison Brie, and a jar of pickles.
 
2014-06-09 03:02:12 PM

Slypork: Hector Remarkable: Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.

Probably more like Dr. 3


Well, we'll just have to whip them out now, shan't we?
 
2014-06-09 03:17:29 PM

browntimmy: '90s-era Elizabeth Hurley, Alison Brie, and a jar of pickles.


Great, now I'm craving pickles and bewbs. Thanks, jerk.
 
2014-06-09 03:21:48 PM
Praying for things was the "Like if you agree" method of effecting change before Facebook.
 
2014-06-09 03:22:23 PM

browntimmy: '90s-era Elizabeth Hurley, Alison Brie, and a jar of pickles.


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www.strangecosmos.com

static.caloriecount.about.com
 
2014-06-09 03:23:56 PM

fat boy: Hector Remarkable: Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.

Gary Seven

R.I.P. Robert Lansing


He had that most excellent Steve McQueen-ish aura about him.
 
2014-06-09 03:28:33 PM

stpauler: Well, it's stupid religious beliefs that got them in that place to begin with, maybe by the same card it's the same stupid beliefs that will save them.


/lol.


Totally. I'm just glad we've always gotten our oil from the north pole so we never got involved in that part of the world.
 
2014-06-09 03:34:35 PM

Arkanaut: durbnpoisn: All2morrowsparTs: durbnpoisn: Se, here is what the problem is.
The Pope is (obviously) Catholic.  And he is praying to HIS God for a bunch of Muslims to suddenly become peaceful.  He's praying to the wrong God.  He needs to pray to the Muslim God Allah, or there will be no response.

You'd think he was more aware of this obvious point.

Not sure if serious but God=Allah. Both are the god of Abraham.

Not entirely serious.  But even if that IS the case, try telling either one of them that.  They will not believe you.  Neither one of them accepts there being only one God, simply with a different name and different stories.  They are different Gods with different ideas.

Not sure what the Catholic stance is but I thought the Muslims generally regarded Christians and Jews (and possibly followers of a couple of other religions also) as "people of the book", and while not equals were to be treated as civilized people. Of course there's no longer a central Muslim authority, so there may be some religious hardliners who don't grant them that recognition.


They know very well that they are all praying to the same God. In fact, they all more or less share the Old Testament. God's indentity is not at issue. The main point of disagreement is on who God's envoy to humanity was. The Jews are still waiting for him, Christians say it was Jesus, Muslims say that while Jesus was an important prophet, the real deal was Mohammed. That's all the difference you need for millions of people to butcher each other over the centuries.

It is also interesting that in very early Christianity there were sects who believed that the god of the Old Testament, vengeful, wrathful, prone to fits of anger, was a different god than the one in the New Testament, loving and forgiving. These were Christians who beleived there were two gods.

There were also other groups who firmly beleived one could not be a Christian unless one was also a Jew, so to convert to Christianity, one first had to convert to Judaism.
 
2014-06-09 03:35:51 PM
beleive=believe.
 
2014-06-09 03:36:32 PM

doctor wu: stpauler: Well, it's stupid religious beliefs that got them in that place to begin with, maybe by the same card it's the same stupid beliefs that will save them.


/lol.

Totally. I'm just glad we've always gotten our oil from the north pole so we never got involved in that part of the world.


Either you didn't read the article or you think we get oil from Israel/Palestine.
 
2014-06-09 03:37:06 PM

CheapEngineer: browntimmy: '90s-era Elizabeth Hurley, Alison Brie, and a jar of pickles.

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The 2nd pic looks like Markie Post. Hot either way.
 
2014-06-09 03:37:40 PM

Hector Remarkable: Slypork: Hector Remarkable: Gee, no pity sex for an old, fat current-dayTeri Garr? I'll still do you, Teri.
But you have to call me Dr. Seven.

Probably more like Dr. 3

Well, we'll just have to whip them out now, shan't we?


If you insist. Here is the condom I use:
www.maths.tcd.ie
And here is the kind of damage I inflict:
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And this is just one sperm:
s-ak.buzzfed.com
What have you got?
 
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