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(Daily Mail)   You're inevitably nudging your daughter towards the stripper pole if you manage to practically live Tweet the entire 12-hour labor to millions of strangers including photos of you sucking on a gas pump   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 58
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2014-06-09 02:07:07 AM
She can be a stripper if she wants, but she isn't leaving the house dressed like that.
So, Fark Party at my place?
 
2014-06-09 06:52:15 AM
At first I assumed "Fearne" was just a traditional Irish name, but then I realized that even the assumed British writer of TFA couldn't get the spelling straight (in half the captions it's "Ferne").

So... I suspect the girl's going to be pushed toward the pole mostly by her actual for-reals name being a stripper name to begin with.  Intentionally misspelling simple plant names for a girl is about as topless bar chic as it gets.
 
2014-06-09 06:55:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-09 06:57:34 AM
I was once "honored" by a friend and his wife to be present in the delivery room for the birth of their first child (I am also the child's godfather). There I was "honored" to listen to sweet little Teresa, a woman I had known since we were 8 years old, who never had an unkind word to say about anyone, proceed to question the ancestry of everyone within a five mile radius of Good Shepherd Hospital (yes, she DID choose "natural" childbirth).

I have never seen the reason why anyone would want to share that with anyone.
 
2014-06-09 07:09:24 AM
What kind of name is Ferne?

/howaboutno.jpg
 
2014-06-09 07:09:42 AM
I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.
 
2014-06-09 07:14:49 AM

LonMead: I was once "honored" by a friend and his wife to be present in the delivery room for the birth of their first child (I am also the child's godfather). There I was "honored" to listen to sweet little Teresa, a woman I had known since we were 8 years old, who never had an unkind word to say about anyone, proceed to question the ancestry of everyone within a five mile radius of Good Shepherd Hospital (yes, she DID choose "natural" childbirth).

I have never seen the reason why anyone would want to share that with anyone.


'Cos it's funny.

/ You can laugh
// but not within hearing radius
 
2014-06-09 07:15:11 AM

zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.


Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.
 
2014-06-09 07:19:52 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 175x144]


Maybe the person who went and found a gif to express themselves instead of just ignoring it like a sane person?
 
2014-06-09 07:23:00 AM
WTF is a gas pump?
 
2014-06-09 07:28:37 AM
Come On Eileen?
 
2014-06-09 07:29:28 AM
I find babies to be unattractive in general, but dayum, that one was especially ugly. Hopefully she will grow out of it.

The mother is just an attention whore, plenty of those about.
 
2014-06-09 07:42:05 AM

ChubbyTiger: WTF is a gas pump?


reachingutopia.com

Now, why anyone would suck on one, I have no idea...
 
2014-06-09 07:52:29 AM
The stripper pole is so last century. Women can do that now without having to leave the comfort of the home.
 
2014-06-09 07:56:06 AM
I'd let her suck on my gas pump if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

That's why I like to pick up women in the maternity ward. You know they put out.

/try the veal piccata
//remember to tip your waitress
 
2014-06-09 08:00:56 AM

smd31: What kind of name is Ferne?

/howaboutno.jpg


Maybe the parents thought it's a "cute" offshoot of the name "Fergie" or something stupid..

Ya this kid's got a "great" future ahead...


urbanmilwaukeedial.com
 
2014-06-09 08:00:56 AM

smd31: What kind of name is Ferne?

/howaboutno.jpg


Hobbit name from the Bree area of Middle Earth. They like botanical names. ;b
 
2014-06-09 08:01:18 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.

Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.


faze/phase
 
2014-06-09 08:13:51 AM

RobSeace: ChubbyTiger: WTF is a gas pump?

[reachingutopia.com image 850x565]

Now, why anyone would suck on one, I have no idea...


1.21 a litre?  How old is that picture :*)

Badgers, I like that gif

/Mom's face looks so sharp, you could cut a roast with it.
 
2014-06-09 08:15:03 AM

zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.


She could have posted some cooter shots to make it a little more interesting probably.
 
2014-06-09 08:15:23 AM

puckrock2000: Fark_Guy_Rob: zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.

Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.

faze/phase


No one uses faze.
 
2014-06-09 08:15:55 AM
I thought she misunderstood what the term "blow dryer" meant.
 
2014-06-09 08:16:00 AM
Can't wait to see what happens to an entire generation of children that turn 18 and find out their parents have been posting pictures and details of everything they've done to Facebook or Twitter for over a decade.
 
2014-06-09 08:20:40 AM
I agree people over share on social media, but find this to be not much different than a 'I saw a dog' type of post. At lease she has something interesting going on instead of broadcasting inane nothingness. If you find it annoying, don't follow said twitter/Facebook feed. That being said, the attention whoring that is naming your child these days is a bit ridiculous. Although not in this instance, I find phonetically spelling your child's name, or just making up a word to use as a name to be ostentatious and will likely hinder them later in life.
 
2014-06-09 08:30:52 AM

The Bunyip: Can't wait to see what happens to an entire generation of children that turn 18 and find out their parents have been posting pictures and details of everything they've done to Facebook or Twitter for over a decade.


I've posted a few things about my kid and a few pictures (mainly for far-away family), but I do not understand the constant 24-hour documenting of your child's life on social media.
 
2014-06-09 08:37:32 AM
Wow, she is just so AMAZING
 
2014-06-09 08:48:12 AM

The Bunyip: Can't wait to see what happens to an entire generation of children that turn 18 and find out their parents have been posting pictures and details of everything they've done to Facebook or Twitter for over a decade.


Gonna be some therapists cleaning up, for shiz.
Best begin majoring in that now, kiddies.
 
2014-06-09 08:49:31 AM
Fear-nay
 
2014-06-09 08:57:06 AM
Only if you give her a stripper name, like Crystal, or Destiny, or Felonious Boootay.

Oh, Ferne...  Huh....  Put your hands together for "Luscious Fern Cummings"
 
2014-06-09 09:23:59 AM
some lady posted some innocuous pictures of herself on twitter! quick let's all care about this and judge her actions!
 
2014-06-09 09:34:20 AM
I'd rather see that on twitter than a bunch of derpy THISISANOUTRAGE posts.
 
2014-06-09 09:55:56 AM
At first, I thought "sucking on a gas pump" was some kind of figure of speech.

/Apparently not
//Never seen one of those things before.
 
2014-06-09 09:57:54 AM
booger42:

1.21 a litre?  How old is that picture :*)

Not that old?  It's the current price of gas in Edmonton.

http://www.gasbuddy.com/GB_Price_List.aspx?cntry=CAN">http://www.gas buddy.com/GB_Price_List.aspx?cntry=CAN
 
2014-06-09 10:02:22 AM

Dinner: booger42:

1.21 a litre?  How old is that picture :*)

Not that old?  It's the current price of gas in Edmonton.

http://www.gasbuddy.com/GB_Price_List.aspx?cntry=CAN">http://www.gas buddy.com/GB_Price_List.aspx?cntry=CAN


Hasn't been that low in the east coast for ages. :)
 
2014-06-09 10:20:47 AM
nicoleirene.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-09 10:20:49 AM

Cybernetic: Never seen one of those things before.


drug paraphernalia
 
2014-06-09 10:25:12 AM
www.troll.me
 
2014-06-09 10:25:58 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Come On Eileen?


more like in.  she clearly forgot the safety dance.
 
2014-06-09 10:27:49 AM
Look at me! I'm ruining my vagina!
 
2014-06-09 10:32:01 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-09 10:36:45 AM

Shakin_Haitian: puckrock2000: Fark_Guy_Rob: zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.

Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.

faze/phase

No one uses faze.


I do. I even know when to.
 
2014-06-09 10:39:10 AM
treesloth:

I do. I even know when to.

Set it to stun.  We don't want this situation to get out of control.

www.tk560.com
 
2014-06-09 10:45:48 AM
Please be careful out there

This is a Twitter guide how you end up with a $300,000 liability in exchange for a half teaspoon of sperm and likely no orgasm for her. And a lifetime of paying the bills for screwups, knuckleheads, rehab and lawyers for the ankle biter you  just had to have.
 
2014-06-09 10:48:41 AM
Meh. Wake me up when she posts the video of the conception.
 
2014-06-09 10:58:18 AM

The Bunyip: Can't wait to see what happens to an entire generation of children that turn 18 and find out their parents have been posting pictures and details of everything they've done to Facebook or Twitter for over a decade.


They're going to find out long before they turn 18. Their parents are going to have to hand over the keys to the social networking pages they've created for them, after all.

/creepiest thing ever is adding somebody you used to know in high school to your social network
//then they proceed to try to add their childrens' pages to your network as well
 
2014-06-09 11:22:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-09 11:40:37 AM

The Bunyip: Can't wait to see what happens to an entire generation of children that turn 18 and find out their parents have been posting pictures and details of everything they've done to Facebook or Twitter for over a decade.


They'll assume it's perfectly normal. And it will be, since just about all their friends will be in the same situation.
 
2014-06-09 11:44:15 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.

Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.


Yup. 90% of labour is boring and miserable.
 
2014-06-09 11:52:02 AM
This thread sucks. I was hoping for pics of strippers, and instead, you clowns want to discuss labor and social networking.

[NERRRRRDDSSS!!!!.jpg]
 
2014-06-09 11:53:13 AM

Shakin_Haitian: puckrock2000: Fark_Guy_Rob: zarker: I don't see why people shiat on women who do stuff like this. Yeah its weird to share THIS much, but women who post on social media during labor always seem to get asked "Don't you have something better to be doing right now?" Like, no. No they don't. There's nothing to do but wait and breathe.

Yeah - this doesn't phase me at all.  Might as well.

faze/phase

No one uses faze.


I use faze. Tastes better.
 
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