Di Atribe: geom_00 will be here shortly, he's driving 50 miles in one commercial break, so he'll be here soon.
picodenico: He's a talented man, he is.
cameroncrazy1984: After a couple weeks off, I am back!
Mugato: cameroncrazy1984: After a couple weeks off, I am back!Welcome back. Now who are you working for??
geom_00: You left too soon in the Cosmos thread last night. Badges were made!i987.photobucket.com
picodenico: Yes, I woke up to Jack Bauer yelling at me in the middle of the night.
picodenico: geom_00: You left too soon in the Cosmos thread last night. Badges were made!i987.photobucket.comYeah, I saw those just now. My net went down for whatever reason and didn't come back up until the middle of the night. Which was terrifying, because I was in the middle of watching last week's 24, and suddenly at about 3am, my computer picked up the internet, even though it was closed, and I heard Jack Bauer yelling from the living room in the pitch black.Yes, I woke up to Jack Bauer yelling at me in the middle of the night.I seriously cannot make this up.
TheManofPA: Ha, missing finger...not sure why
TheManofPA: I like that he doesn't just call her back to get her nameWait....doesn't he have her phone number now?
Mugato: She's going to have to blow up the entire fire brigade and British transit system now to kill her daughter. This might start to get messy.
cameroncrazy1984: guess EMTs see a lot of weird sh*t.
serial_crusher: That stump isn't gushing blood? The wound is like 4 hours old.
picodenico: ....what the hell Apple?"Go you chicken fat go?"Did I hear that right?
gilbyguy: In real life, would that actually happen? I mean - would a paramedic answer the phone to try to get info about a John/Jane doe patient?In the US, obviously, not in a fake made-up country like Great Britain or whatever it is.
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