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2014-06-09 12:51:33 PM  
www.vwtech.com
 
2014-06-09 08:53:23 PM  
Stubby McRoadkill? Yea I laughed.
 
2014-06-09 08:58:21 PM  
Beep Boop DAMMITT!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-09 09:00:14 PM  
beeps and/or boops
 
2014-06-09 09:00:59 PM  
24, biatches!
 
2014-06-09 09:01:13 PM  
Checking in for the beeps and the boops!!!!
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net

Just finished watching last week's episode. That was a pretty good one.
 
2014-06-09 09:01:30 PM  
Reporting in, setting up a perimeter.

geom_00 will be here shortly, he's driving 50 miles in one commercial break, so he'll be here soon.
 
2014-06-09 09:02:25 PM  
Here we go...bus driving time
 
2014-06-09 09:02:42 PM  

Di Atribe: geom_00 will be here shortly, he's driving 50 miles in one commercial break, so he'll be here soon.


He's a talented man, he is.
 
2014-06-09 09:03:11 PM  
After a couple weeks off, I am back!
 
2014-06-09 09:03:21 PM  
Who is that little girl working for!!!??
 
2014-06-09 09:03:51 PM  
Maybe you should you know, but in a stronger detail against the murder suspect.

Good, more Stephen Fry this episode.
 
2014-06-09 09:04:00 PM  

picodenico: He's a talented man, he is.


Why thank you good sir!

You left too soon in the Cosmos thread last night.  Badges were made!

i987.photobucket.com

Hello all!!
 
2014-06-09 09:04:07 PM  
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
 
2014-06-09 09:04:16 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: After a couple weeks off, I am back!


Welcome back. Now who are you working for??
 
2014-06-09 09:04:20 PM  
Of course Jack doesn't give a damn about your protocols!
 
2014-06-09 09:04:26 PM  
I don't give a damn about your protocols.
 
2014-06-09 09:04:55 PM  

Mugato: cameroncrazy1984: After a couple weeks off, I am back!

Welcome back. Now who are you working for??


The prime minister's office!
 
2014-06-09 09:05:43 PM  
Looks like Jack is goin in Blind this episode!

CAreful Chloe!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:06:54 PM  

geom_00: You left too soon in the Cosmos thread last night. Badges were made!

i987.photobucket.com


Yeah, I saw those just now. My net went down for whatever reason and didn't come back up until the middle of the night. Which was terrifying, because I was in the middle of watching last week's 24, and suddenly at about 3am, my computer picked up the internet, even though it was closed, and I heard Jack Bauer yelling from the living room in the pitch black.

Yes, I woke up to Jack Bauer yelling at me in the middle of the night.

I seriously cannot make this up.
 
2014-06-09 09:07:37 PM  
LEADER SLAP FIGHT!!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:07:40 PM  
The President is wearing his "I have Alzheimer's" sweater.

Fingers!
 
2014-06-09 09:07:50 PM  

picodenico: Yes, I woke up to Jack Bauer yelling at me in the middle of the night.


WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!

LEADER FIGHT!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:07:52 PM  
Stephen Fry doesn't really do a good angry British guy.
 
2014-06-09 09:08:17 PM  
But......come on, admit it.
 
2014-06-09 09:08:45 PM  
WE'RE WORKING OUR ASSES OFF HERE
 
2014-06-09 09:08:45 PM  
"Less than an hour"!!
 
2014-06-09 09:09:00 PM  

picodenico: geom_00: You left too soon in the Cosmos thread last night. Badges were made!

i987.photobucket.com

Yeah, I saw those just now. My net went down for whatever reason and didn't come back up until the middle of the night. Which was terrifying, because I was in the middle of watching last week's 24, and suddenly at about 3am, my computer picked up the internet, even though it was closed, and I heard Jack Bauer yelling from the living room in the pitch black.

Yes, I woke up to Jack Bauer yelling at me in the middle of the night.

I seriously cannot make this up.


I would have hated to have to do your sheets the next day.
 
2014-06-09 09:09:32 PM  
Even their ambulances are foppish.
 
2014-06-09 09:09:36 PM  
Prime Minster Fry is lying again.
 
2014-06-09 09:09:50 PM  
Ha, missing finger...not sure why
 
2014-06-09 09:10:03 PM  
Oooooh you should not have picked that phone up dude.
 
2014-06-09 09:10:38 PM  
I like that he doesn't just call her back to get her name

Wait....doesn't he have her phone number now?
 
2014-06-09 09:11:04 PM  
She's going to have to blow up the entire fire brigade and British transit system now to kill her daughter. This might start to get messy.
 
2014-06-09 09:11:30 PM  

TheManofPA: Ha, missing finger...not sure why


He took that rather phlegmatically.

I guess EMTs see a lot of weird sh*t.
 
2014-06-09 09:11:55 PM  
That stump isn't gushing blood? The wound is like 4 hours old.
 
2014-06-09 09:12:35 PM  

TheManofPA: I like that he doesn't just call her back to get her name

Wait....doesn't he have her phone number now?


She opened up a socket and called on a secure line. Duh.
 
2014-06-09 09:12:44 PM  
In real life, would that actually happen?   I mean - would a paramedic answer the phone to try to get info about a John/Jane doe patient?

In the US, obviously, not in a fake made-up country like Great Britain or whatever it is.
 
2014-06-09 09:12:50 PM  

TheManofPA: I like that he doesn't just call her back to get her name

Wait....doesn't he have her phone number now?


How do you like THEM apples!
 
2014-06-09 09:12:59 PM  

Mugato: She's going to have to blow up the entire fire brigade and British transit system now to kill her daughter. This might start to get messy.


well she did cut off her finger so blowing up a hospital wouldn't faze her
 
2014-06-09 09:13:26 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: guess EMTs see a lot of weird sh*t.


I could ONLY imagine some of the shiat they see.
 
2014-06-09 09:13:53 PM  

serial_crusher: That stump isn't gushing blood? The wound is like 4 hours old.


Well mummy stitched it up, didn't she?
 
2014-06-09 09:14:03 PM  
....what the hell Apple?

"Go you chicken fat go?"

Did I hear that right?
 
2014-06-09 09:14:28 PM  

picodenico: ....what the hell Apple?

"Go you chicken fat go?"

Did I hear that right?


No....I heard it too
 
2014-06-09 09:14:42 PM  

picodenico: ....what the hell Apple?

"Go you chicken fat go?"

Did I hear that right?


That's what I heard.
 
2014-06-09 09:14:54 PM  
Well that guy wasn't creepy at all.
 
2014-06-09 09:15:17 PM  

picodenico: ....what the hell Apple?

"Go you chicken fat go?"

Did I hear that right?


Made me wonder if Siri has been stalking me again.
 
2014-06-09 09:15:27 PM  

gilbyguy: In real life, would that actually happen?   I mean - would a paramedic answer the phone to try to get info about a John/Jane doe patient?

In the US, obviously, not in a fake made-up country like Great Britain or whatever it is.


While their health care in general is better than ours, all of europe's privacy laws are batshiat excessive. There is no way the paramedics would have been allowed to disclose that the phones owner had been hit by a bus.
 
2014-06-09 09:15:44 PM  
Bah Gawd....is that THE DOCTOR?

Is this going to be the Doctor Who-Jack Bauer crossover event of the century?
 
2014-06-09 09:15:57 PM  
Intel sent to China????

Oh crap.....
 
2014-06-09 09:16:08 PM  
They're going to bring in Harvey Keitel.
 
2014-06-09 09:16:22 PM  
Another  dj1hlxw0wr920.cloudfront.net  in CIA.   Color me shocked
 
2014-06-09 09:16:23 PM  

TheManofPA: Bah Gawd....is that THE DOCTOR?

Is this going to be the Doctor Who-Jack Bauer crossover event of the century?


And he had to turn around and ruin the illusion.
 
2014-06-09 09:16:31 PM  
This shady dude has some really skinny legs.
 
2014-06-09 09:16:37 PM  

picodenico: ....what the hell Apple?

"Go you chicken fat go?"

Did I hear that right?


Spawn has informed me that they used that song in PE this year. I'm also a little confused, but it apparently does exist outside our consciousness.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA IT'S THAT GUY!!! HOLY SCHNIKES
 
2014-06-09 09:16:41 PM  

serial_crusher: gilbyguy: In real life, would that actually happen?   I mean - would a paramedic answer the phone to try to get info about a John/Jane doe patient?

In the US, obviously, not in a fake made-up country like Great Britain or whatever it is.

While their health care in general is better than ours, all of europe's privacy laws are batshiat excessive. There is no way the paramedics would have been allowed to disclose that the phones owner had been hit by a bus.


I never even thought about HPPA type violations.  Good call.
 
2014-06-09 09:16:44 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-09 09:16:55 PM  
Hot Jack looks pretty f*cking hot for being tortured less than 45 minutes ago.
 
2014-06-09 09:17:21 PM  
Oh shiat
 
2014-06-09 09:17:31 PM  
"Severe thunderstorm warning". Yes, my house does have windows.
 
2014-06-09 09:17:49 PM  
I'm going to need to tourtur...er...I mean TALK to her before the CT scan.
 
2014-06-09 09:18:14 PM  
Ummm....I doubt that would be that easy.
 
2014-06-09 09:18:46 PM  
HOLY CRAP!

Special guest appearance tonight on 24!  Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket!!
 
2014-06-09 09:19:12 PM  
Well that's a new interrogation technique.

Get a 12 year old drunk.
 
2014-06-09 09:19:49 PM  

picodenico: Well that's a new interrogation technique.

Get a 12 year old drunk.


Well, Ginger Beer is AMAZING in Moscow Mules...
 
2014-06-09 09:20:24 PM  
Hello, Exposition Girl, I'm a friendly lady with a gaping wound in my head, you can trust me.
 
2014-06-09 09:20:53 PM  
Oooooh vengeful little girl.
 
2014-06-09 09:21:06 PM  
That cable-knit sweater is so British it just invaded three countries.
 
2014-06-09 09:21:33 PM  
She's way too kid friendly to be the new jack.
 
2014-06-09 09:21:40 PM  
This has an X-Files "musical score overwhelmes the dialog" thing happening.
 
2014-06-09 09:22:23 PM  

Mugato: Hello, Exposition Girl, I'm a friendly lady with a gaping wound in my head, you can trust me.


Distant relative.
ib2.huluim.com
 
2014-06-09 09:23:07 PM  
Does pressing the home button turn speaker phone on in Britain?
 
2014-06-09 09:23:09 PM  

picodenico: Mugato: Hello, Exposition Girl, I'm a friendly lady with a gaping wound in my head, you can trust me.

Distant relative.
[ib2.huluim.com image 600x400]


I had forgotten Headwound Harry!  Classic!!
 
2014-06-09 09:23:13 PM  
Oh crap, she's gonna turn into The Joker.
 
2014-06-09 09:23:16 PM  
yep, mommy going bomb the hospital
 
2014-06-09 09:23:19 PM  
It is really hard to get into the tension of this episode with a puppy crawling all over me.
 
2014-06-09 09:23:21 PM  
WOW!  What a BIATCH of a mother!
 
2014-06-09 09:24:09 PM  

gilbyguy: I had forgotten Headwound Harry! Classic!!


Yeah, I totally forgot about it too until the post. Quality skit.
 
2014-06-09 09:24:12 PM  

picodenico: Oh crap, she's gonna turn into The Joker.


Joker didn't blew up a hospital full of people though
 
2014-06-09 09:24:19 PM  
Does the American President automatically gain control of Britain when he's elected in the 24 universe?
 
2014-06-09 09:25:12 PM  

Di Atribe: It is really hard to get into the tension of this episode with a puppy crawling all over me.


The puppy is secretly a mole and is working for the cats.
 
2014-06-09 09:25:12 PM  

picodenico: Oh crap, she's gonna turn into The Joker.


oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2014-06-09 09:25:58 PM  
It's too bad we'll never get the epic Jack Bauer/Lord Flashheart team-up this episode so desperately needs.
 
2014-06-09 09:27:09 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: It is really hard to get into the tension of this episode with a puppy crawling all over me.

The puppy is secretly a mole and is working for the cats.


Who are in turn working for the aliens who have invaded Tsoukalos' hair
 
2014-06-09 09:27:10 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: It is really hard to get into the tension of this episode with a puppy crawling all over me.

The puppy is secretly a mole and is working for the cats.


So all the cat hissing & swatting is just a clever ruse!? I KNEW IT
 
2014-06-09 09:27:56 PM  

Mentat: Does the American President automatically gain control of Britain when he's elected in the 24 universe?


Isn't that how it works in reality?
 
2014-06-09 09:27:56 PM  

Di Atribe: picodenico: Di Atribe: It is really hard to get into the tension of this episode with a puppy crawling all over me.

The puppy is secretly a mole and is working for the cats.

So all the cat hissing & swatting is just a clever ruse!? I KNEW IT


You should probably leave the house. That puppy's mother is going to drone the hell out of it in about 25 minutes.
 
2014-06-09 09:28:17 PM  
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
 
2014-06-09 09:28:35 PM  
"Thank you for sending me to get killed, sir."
 
2014-06-09 09:28:53 PM  
wow.. analyst kid has NO instincts
 
2014-06-09 09:29:03 PM  

Di Atribe: So all the cat hissing & swatting is just a clever ruse!? I KNEW IT


Well, that's what they want you to believe.

It's much, much worse.
 
2014-06-09 09:29:50 PM  
And that Vice President's name....Pierce.
 
2014-06-09 09:30:09 PM  

TheManofPA: And that Vice President's name....Pierce.


O_O
 
2014-06-09 09:30:10 PM  

TheManofPA: And that Vice President's name....Pierce.


YEEESSSSSSSSSS
 
2014-06-09 09:31:03 PM  
Jack Bauer is going to cut off the morphine drip

OH Crap, he's playing with the finger hole!
 
2014-06-09 09:31:13 PM  
VINTAGE BAUER!
 
2014-06-09 09:31:14 PM  
HOORAY TORTURE
 
2014-06-09 09:31:14 PM  
Jesus Christ
 
2014-06-09 09:31:34 PM  
Quality interrogation technique, Jack.
 
2014-06-09 09:31:36 PM  
I SEE NOTHING!!  NOTHING!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:31:51 PM  
Wait...did Jack just apologize for something?
 
2014-06-09 09:31:51 PM  
Wait. The torture DIDN'T work?
 
2014-06-09 09:32:05 PM  
Take notes, agent walker!
 
2014-06-09 09:32:14 PM  
OUT OF TIME!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:32:30 PM  
Hospital lady is dead.
 
2014-06-09 09:32:31 PM  
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
 
2014-06-09 09:32:52 PM  
Ahmadinnerjacket making shooting!
 
2014-06-09 09:32:53 PM  
DAMMIT!
 
2014-06-09 09:33:05 PM  
DAMMIT
 
2014-06-09 09:33:05 PM  
DAMMIT!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:33:26 PM  
Dammit! Someone besides me killed someone!
 
2014-06-09 09:33:27 PM  
DAMMIT!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:33:33 PM  
fark, I love this show.
 
2014-06-09 09:33:33 PM  
Hopefully this hospital has a good fire escape planning
 
2014-06-09 09:34:06 PM  
Only Jack Bauer can take cover behind an open plastic cart and not get shot.
 
2014-06-09 09:34:23 PM  
Agent puppy is rebooting
 
2014-06-09 09:34:31 PM  
DO EET!!  DO EET NAO!!


www.sickchirpse.com
 
2014-06-09 09:35:20 PM  

Di Atribe: Agent puppy is rebooting


Is this Spawn's puppy?

We want to see pictures of Agent Puppy
 
2014-06-09 09:35:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Hopefully this hospital has a good fire escape planning


in 8 minutes? no way
 
2014-06-09 09:36:13 PM  
Sam Jackson doing credit card commercials. I was watching a video of my cousin's wedding and Goddammit if Sam wasn't in the farking thing. He played the caterer.
 
2014-06-09 09:36:16 PM  
Finally a dead terrorist, but Jack didn't di upit, althought he was responsible for the ID.
 
2014-06-09 09:36:55 PM  
That's a badass looking laptop.
 
2014-06-09 09:37:22 PM  
another dammit
 
2014-06-09 09:37:30 PM  

BeerBear: TheManofPA: Hopefully this hospital has a good fire escape planning

in 8 minutes? no way


That's the equivalent of 2 commercial breaks. They're all already home and eating dinner. Except for that Arab detective. She stays behind to save a stray kitten or something and boom.
 
2014-06-09 09:37:32 PM  
DAMMIT
 
2014-06-09 09:37:34 PM  
You honestly believe that.....stay here
 
2014-06-09 09:37:46 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

A BIG BOOM is wanted!!
 
2014-06-09 09:38:24 PM  

TheManofPA: You honestly believe that.....stay here


That was awesome.
 
2014-06-09 09:38:57 PM  
I'm thinking a drone blowing up a hospital might ruin Stephen Fry's chances at reelection for prime minister
 
2014-06-09 09:39:15 PM  
If your own mother wants you dead that bad maybe you should take a hint.
 
2014-06-09 09:39:23 PM  
shatz
 
2014-06-09 09:39:42 PM  
Zoom in. Enhance. Enhance.
 
2014-06-09 09:39:52 PM  
She knows her daughter's heat signature?
 
2014-06-09 09:39:54 PM  
HOLY CRAP!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:39:59 PM  
OH F*CK YEAH
 
2014-06-09 09:40:09 PM  
How did she know, they were just heat signatures?
 
2014-06-09 09:40:28 PM  
Did the person lose a whole arm to the missile?
 
2014-06-09 09:40:29 PM  
What the hell are these bombs made of? That's a lotta firepower per bomb.
 
2014-06-09 09:40:30 PM  
DUDE ON FIRE!
 
2014-06-09 09:40:31 PM  

TheManofPA: She knows her daughter's heat signature?


It's the one with 9 fingers.
 
2014-06-09 09:40:37 PM  
STAY ON TARGET

STAY ON TARGET
 
2014-06-09 09:40:44 PM  
And now the daughter's turned.
 
2014-06-09 09:40:52 PM  
"Is anyone here injured?"

"Yes ... all of us!  We were in the hospital!"
 
2014-06-09 09:41:04 PM  
Nice Driving, Mario Andretti!
 
2014-06-09 09:41:11 PM  
"She's not going to stop until she kills you"

So get out of the farking car!
 
2014-06-09 09:41:19 PM  
This chase brought to you by Chrysler.
Chrysler: Imported from Detroit.
 
2014-06-09 09:41:29 PM  
Dude.
 
2014-06-09 09:41:33 PM  
Why don't you fire in front of them?
 
2014-06-09 09:41:43 PM  
A DAMMIT from Not Jack!
 
2014-06-09 09:42:05 PM  
Yeah, ring your bell dude. That'll work.
 
2014-06-09 09:42:07 PM  
This guy sucks at video games worse than I do
 
2014-06-09 09:42:21 PM  
DAMMIT  X 2!
 
2014-06-09 09:42:21 PM  
why is there a left-side Chrysler in London?
 
2014-06-09 09:42:33 PM  
Holy crap, Jack just laid out a random guy
 
2014-06-09 09:42:45 PM  
This Episode of 24 brought you by the letters D, A, M, I, and T

NICE right hook!
 
2014-06-09 09:43:39 PM  
heh heh.. a carJACKing
 
2014-06-09 09:43:41 PM  
This is how Jack calls a cab any given day
 
2014-06-09 09:44:03 PM  
HAH
 
2014-06-09 09:44:12 PM  
Um, just shoot down the bridge on top of them.
 
2014-06-09 09:44:26 PM  
I knew we should have packed more than 4 bullets
 
2014-06-09 09:44:31 PM  
"You have failed me for the last time, son"
 
2014-06-09 09:44:45 PM  

serial_crusher: Um, just shoot down the bridge on top of them.


Seriously.
 
2014-06-09 09:44:51 PM  
Holy hell, I have MISSED this show!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:44:51 PM  
That was rather graphic.  Why wasn't I advised of my viewer discretion?
 
2014-06-09 09:45:02 PM  
Jack Bauer is America's greatest diplomat.
 
2014-06-09 09:45:09 PM  
now crash the drone on him!
 
2014-06-09 09:45:39 PM  

geom_00: Di Atribe: Agent puppy is rebooting

Is this Spawn's puppy?

We want to see pictures of Agent Puppy


He is a double agent puppy, but he is clearly more faithful to the Spawn.


i27.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-09 09:45:44 PM  

dholway: That was rather graphic.  Why wasn't I advised of my viewer discretion?


Because there was no time!
 
2014-06-09 09:45:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: How did she know, they were just heat signatures?


A mother always knows her children's heat signatures.
 
2014-06-09 09:46:21 PM  
Must have been a budget drone.
 
2014-06-09 09:46:23 PM  
You know, if they already have all of the drones, why the hell haven't they just fired like 8 shots into the houses of parliament?
 
2014-06-09 09:46:40 PM  
Damn, that mom vision is pretty impressive.
 
2014-06-09 09:47:03 PM  

Di Atribe: He is a double agent puppy, but he is clearly more faithful to the Spawn.


I just D'awwwwwwed

WANT TO PET THE PUPPY!!!  WANT TO PET THE PUPPY!!!
 
2014-06-09 09:48:20 PM  

TheManofPA: Holy crap, Jack just laid out a random guy


Hey, would you like to be on 24? Here, get punched by Kiefer Sutherland.
 
2014-06-09 09:48:45 PM  

TheManofPA: You know, if they already have all of the drones, why the hell haven't they just fired like 8 shots into the houses of parliament?


They haven't run out of time to hand over the president yet. But yeah, it kinda seems like jack can just trick them into blowing up empty cars and mostly empty hospitals all day.
 
2014-06-09 09:48:58 PM  
The lost tasty cow IS the hamburger.
 
2014-06-09 09:49:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Hey, would you like to be on 24? Here, get punched by Kiefer Sutherland.


You'd volunteer for that, don't lie.

Well, I mean you'd be lying on the ground afterwards....
 
2014-06-09 09:49:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: TheManofPA: Holy crap, Jack just laid out a random guy

Hey, would you like to be on 24? Here, get punched by Kiefer Sutherland.


I'd hold out hope that I'd end up on the kill list. Though only the fun ones make the torture list.

Woah, 52 on the clock means no more commercials right?
 
2014-06-09 09:50:00 PM  
*EASY BUTTON*
 
2014-06-09 09:50:17 PM  
wow.. what a horrible hitman
 
2014-06-09 09:50:19 PM  

picodenico: cameroncrazy1984: Hey, would you like to be on 24? Here, get punched by Kiefer Sutherland.

You'd volunteer for that, don't lie.

Well, I mean you'd be lying on the ground afterwards....


Yea, I would have NO problem volunteering for that.  I'd tell Jack to pretend I am a Christmas Tree!
 
2014-06-09 09:50:57 PM  
We want Bauer, and Vodak!
 
2014-06-09 09:51:10 PM  
Dude, it's Mishkin!
 
2014-06-09 09:51:30 PM  
Russian diplomat is a pretty sharp guy
 
2014-06-09 09:51:46 PM  

geom_00: I'd tell Jack to pretend I am a Christmas Tree!


heh
 
2014-06-09 09:51:55 PM  
Does that count as a hipster mustache, or does it work differently in Russia?
 
2014-06-09 09:52:09 PM  
Russian dude has awesome facial hair
 
2014-06-09 09:52:59 PM  
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
 
2014-06-09 09:53:00 PM  
We're running out of time!
 
2014-06-09 09:53:12 PM  
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME x2
 
2014-06-09 09:53:12 PM  
RUNNING OUT OF TIME
 
2014-06-09 09:53:28 PM  
Running out of time X3
Dammit: Lost Count.
 
2014-06-09 09:54:02 PM  

geom_00: Running out of time X3
Dammit: Lost Count.


DAMMIT I missed one.
 
2014-06-09 09:54:34 PM  
HOLY SH*T HE'S ALIVE
 
2014-06-09 09:54:45 PM  
He's switching from his sweater to his "I don't really have Alzheimer's" jacket.
 
2014-06-09 09:54:49 PM  
Did President Heller just pull a Mr. Rodgers

--Changing out of one jacket into another
 
2014-06-09 09:55:07 PM  
Thames water can't be that healthy for a fresh bullet wound
 
2014-06-09 09:55:13 PM  
Uhhhh....wow.
 
2014-06-09 09:55:45 PM  
"Surrender myself to you"

This is going to be a dirty final couple of hours
 
2014-06-09 09:56:24 PM  

TheManofPA: "Surrender myself to you"

This is going to be a dirty final couple of hours


24.. After Dark
 
2014-06-09 09:56:41 PM  
And....scene!
 
2014-06-09 09:56:49 PM  
Hmmm.....ooohhhhhh.....hmmm......
 
2014-06-09 09:56:58 PM  
Well...THAT is a new one
 
2014-06-09 09:57:20 PM  
stop taking his meds.. show up  "who are you?? where am I"  "is that you mommy?"
 
2014-06-09 09:57:25 PM  
President a idiot, the mom willing to kill her daughter and he thinks she will keep her word?
 
2014-06-09 09:57:30 PM  

The Bestest: 24.. After Dark


As long as Hot Jack is the main character, I'm in.
 
2014-06-09 09:58:39 PM  

picodenico: As long as Hot Jack is the main character, I'm in.


WHO IS YOUR DADDY?  WHO IS HE WORKING FOR??
 
2014-06-09 09:59:13 PM  

picodenico: The Bestest: 24.. After Dark

As long as Hot Jack is the main character, I'm in.


Problem is, it'll be like the film 9mm

with Jack as "The Machine"
 
2014-06-09 09:59:36 PM  
My prediction; Heller surrenders, but before he leaves he tells Jack to come rescue him without letting anyone else know.
 
2014-06-09 10:00:01 PM  
WEMBLEY!??!

OH SH*T!!!!!
 
2014-06-09 10:00:03 PM  
"If she dies so be it" Now that is a teaser line.
 
2014-06-09 10:00:25 PM  
Wow.  Next week is gonna be a good one!
 
2014-06-09 10:00:36 PM  
Okay, I was wrong; but Jack escorting him there was my second guess.
 
2014-06-09 10:00:48 PM  
yanno.. if I had to be executed, by missile in the middle of Wembley is not a bad way to go
 
2014-06-09 10:01:00 PM  
Night all!  See you all next week!
 
2014-06-09 10:01:49 PM  
later
 
2014-06-09 10:02:14 PM  
Adios muchachos.
 
2014-06-09 10:02:43 PM  

geom_00: Di Atribe: He is a double agent puppy, but he is clearly more faithful to the Spawn.

I just D'awwwwwwed

WANT TO PET THE PUPPY!!!  WANT TO PET THE PUPPY!!!


Yeah, ya do. He is super fluffy. He has now moved behind me & is snoozing on my butt. No lie.


Anyway. Got behind. Caught up. And also WTF? Heller's jut gonna let Wembley get blown up like that?
 
2014-06-09 10:02:45 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: stop taking his meds.. show up  "who are you?? where am I"  "is that you mommy?"


But enough about Admiral Stockdale.
 
2014-06-09 10:04:38 PM  

Mentat: RaiderFanMikeP: stop taking his meds.. show up  "who are you?? where am I"  "is that you mommy?"

But enough about Admiral Stockdale.


Haha geesh, what a callback. What's that from, like 1988?
 
2014-06-09 10:06:31 PM  

The Bestest: yanno.. if I had to be executed, by missile in the middle of Wembley is not a bad way to go


If I ever become some sort of evil super king of the world, I'll try to remember that for you
 
2014-06-09 11:07:06 PM  

Mentat: RaiderFanMikeP: stop taking his meds.. show up  "who are you?? where am I"  "is that you mommy?"

But enough about Admiral Stockdale.



Dennis Miller (before he went all FoxNewsy) on Adm. Stockdale:

"Now I know (Stockdale's name has) become a buzzword in this culture for doddering old man, but let's look at the record, folks. The guy was the first guy in and the last guy out of Vietnam, a war that many Americans, including our present President, did not want to dirty their hands with.
The reason he had to turn his hearing aid on at that debate is because those f***ing animals knocked his eardrums out when he wouldn't spill his guts. He teaches philosophy at Stanford University, he's a brilliant, sensitive, courageous man. And yet he committed the one unpardonable sin in our culture: he was bad on television.
"Somewhere out there Paddy Chayefsky must be laughing his ass off.
..."
 
2014-06-10 12:22:55 AM  
stupid drunking games.  I'm some ducking frunk
 
2014-06-10 01:09:03 AM  

serial_crusher: Yeah, ring your bell dude. That'll work.


blog.chrisgalegar.com
 
2014-06-10 01:11:49 AM  
CIA analyst guy : hitman :: Kim : cougar

Discuss.
 
2014-06-10 01:16:13 AM  

Di Atribe: Yeah, ya do. He is super fluffy. He has now moved behind me & is snoozing on my butt. No lie.

Anyway. Got behind. Caught up. And also WTF? Heller's jut gonna let Wembley get blown up like that?



Um...when did the puppy learn to type? :D

/watching recorded boops and beeps
 
2014-06-10 10:09:08 AM  

The Bestest: yanno.. if I had to be executed, by missile in the middle of Wembley is not a bad way to go


No one else in the world will ever be able to say they died like that...
Pretty original ending to a president's life.
I SAY GO FOR IT!
 
2014-06-10 10:10:04 AM  
Favorite Jack line from last night:  "I shouldn't have done that.  I just hate these people."
 
2014-06-10 10:42:25 AM  

CarnySaur: Favorite Jack line from last night:  "I shouldn't have done that.  I just hate these people."


What do you mean "these people"?
 
2014-06-10 11:04:22 AM  

Mentat: CarnySaur: Favorite Jack line from last night:  "I shouldn't have done that.  I just hate these people."

What do you mean "these people"?


Gingers obviously
 
2014-06-10 11:39:13 AM  

RaiderFanMikeP: stop taking his meds.. show up  "who are you?? where am I"  "is that you mommy?"



Right city, wrong century.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-11 02:50:58 AM  

geom_00: Holy hell, I have MISSED this show!!!

Agreed. My only regret is that this could only happen if Keifer Sutherland were out-of-Touch.
 
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