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(WFTV Orlando)   It's all fun and games 'til cops catch you at a gas station after you burglarized a home and you just happen to be wearing the items you stole. Bonus: Was also wearing a stolen woman's swimsuit under his clothes   (wftv.com) divider line 28
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2014-06-09 08:32:51 AM  
For all intensive purposes, burglarazation is a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2014-06-09 11:10:18 AM  

Rapmaster2000: For all intensive purposes, burglarazation is a perfectly cromulent word.


I call it Cleptomania.
 
2014-06-09 11:19:17 AM  
burgled
 
2014-06-09 11:20:19 AM  
Yeah, Ya might wanna stop for gas BEFORE the burglary.
 
2014-06-09 11:20:51 AM  
When I was like 24, my place was broken into.

I'm freaking out, calling the cops. "my place was robbed!"

"um, sir, you weren't robbed. You were burgled, not robbed"

Thanks a lot for your lesson in semantics, b*tch. I really appreciate it.
 
2014-06-09 11:23:23 AM  
The woman did not want the swimsuit back.
 
2014-06-09 11:24:06 AM  
Did the simsuit make his ass look fat?
 
2014-06-09 11:24:23 AM  
a certain kind of burglar
 
2014-06-09 11:32:37 AM  
Gee, they didn't take mugshots of him in the Bikini like they did this guy?

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-06-09 11:32:55 AM  
I blame checked bag fees.

Otherwise he would have packed the swimsuit.
 
2014-06-09 11:34:45 AM  

Rapmaster2000: For all intensive purposes, burglarazation is a perfectly cromulent word.


In tents as purposes.
 
2014-06-09 11:36:41 AM  
What's the market for stolen swim suits? Otherwise, I can only hope that he had a girlfriend who often complained that he was out stealin' stuff all night and not bringing anything home for her.
 
2014-06-09 11:38:19 AM  
So he stole a woman, and wore her swimsuit?
 
2014-06-09 11:41:10 AM  
Burglaryarianismed.
 
2014-06-09 11:52:49 AM  

vudukungfu: Rapmaster2000: For all intensive purposes, burglarazation is a perfectly cromulent word.

In tents as purposes.


Intents and purposes.

/or tents and porpoises...whatever floats your boat.
 
2014-06-09 11:53:33 AM  
Really, just buy a swimsuit if you are into that kind of stuff.

Afraid the salesperson will figure you out?

Great. Now the whole world has figured you out.
 
2014-06-09 11:57:18 AM  
Or, intense porpoises.
 
2014-06-09 12:29:44 PM  

Resident Muslim: Really, just buy a swimsuit if you are into that kind of stuff.

Afraid the salesperson will figure you out?

Great. Now the whole world has figured you out.


That's my theory. The guy wanted women's underthings for his fetish, but he covered it up by stealing other things.
 
2014-06-09 12:38:45 PM  
FTA: "Tavares found Dustin Landers at a local gas station wearing the black and camouflaged swimsuit under a pair of rolled up blue jeans."

Could this entire this possibly get anymore redneck? (well I guess maybe if it was his sisters camo suit).
 
2014-06-09 12:40:28 PM  

S10Calade: FTA: "Tavares found Dustin Landers at a local gas station wearing the black and camouflaged swimsuit under a pair of rolled up blue jeans."

Could this entire this THING possibly get anymore redneck? (well I guess maybe if it was his sisters camo suit).


*Derp*
 
2014-06-09 12:41:06 PM  
www.brisbanetimes.com.au
 
2014-06-09 12:48:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: For all intensive purposes, burglarazation is a perfectly cromulent word.


Ent ents and purr poses
 
2014-06-09 01:17:57 PM  
If wearing a woman's swimsuit under your clothes at the gas station is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
 
2014-06-09 06:33:05 PM  
Muhamed Atta ?
 
2014-06-09 08:30:10 PM  
Mugshots from an earlier arrest:

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2014-06-09 08:31:23 PM  
This guy has been around...another mug...different hair...
thumbs.mugshots.com
 
2014-06-10 05:23:35 AM  
I'd add Oxygen to the list of things he's stolen.
 
2014-06-11 12:07:38 AM  
His parents and grandparents must be just so proud of him!  By trying so extra hard not to be a normal human being, he seems to have become an outcast.  I mean, if you didn't already know him, would you trust him or want him anywhere near you?

Oh, wait!  Did he get himself arrested so that he could get himself some lovin' in the big house?
 
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